# The new and improved, Are you a ricer ? **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 30, 2005, 7:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-and-improved-are-you-a-ricer/172040 "2005-01-30T07:38:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 7:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-and-improved-are-you-a-ricer/172040/1 "2005-01-30T07:38:48Z")
HERE IT IS. A list of warning signs that YOU might be a ricer. You may be a ricer if… \*You have more exhaust decibels than your engine has horsepower. \*You have aftermarket FRONT wheels for racing but stock rear wheels. \*Your engine makes twice as much horsepower as torque. \*You put your automatic car in neutral at every stoplight in order to roll it back and try to fool other people into thinking you have a manual transmission \*DuPont gave up trying to figure out the shade you were asking for. \*Your mod list includes stereo equipment, shifter handle, MOMO steering wheel, PIA driving lights, exhaust tip, but no REAL engine parts. \*A chameleon lizard undergoes fewer shade changes than your custom paint scheme. \*Your rims and tires are so large, that you have to install the tire / wheel from underneath the car because it simply won’t fit in the wheel well going in from the side. \*The dealer laughs when you bring your car back in for service under warranty, and you’ve only had it 6 months… \*Your tires / rims stick out from the lip of your car by more than 1". \*Your paint job is from the WRONG end of the color spectrum. \*You installed spacers on your STOCK wheels and tires to get them to stick out past the fender. \*You see cars like yours in a Shriner’s Parade for Children and clowns are driving them. \*You bring an empty Maxwell House coffee can with you to compare size when you shop for an aftermarket exhaust system. \*You push your car through the staging lanes. That way, maybe you can break into the 16s by keeping the motor cool between runs. \*You add a super tall rear wing, and a hundred pounds of aftermarket ground effects, neon and stereo yet you gut the interior and yank out the rear seat for weight savings. \*Your rear wing AND your rear window have a third mount brake light… \*The back lighting in the gauges in your A-pillar gauge pod work long before the actual gauges are hooked up. \*You cut 4 coil springs and scrape the chassis on the ground. Sparks are cool when you corner at normal traffic speeds! \*You have to find a way to drive AROUND speed bumps in a parking lot. \*You install colored bulbs in your aftermarket clear lenses. \*You ever put neon on the bottom of your car, and then busted it on the first speed bump you went over. \*You painted the UNDERBODY of your car to match \*If your rear spoiler is taller then you are. \*if you can fit fist fùck your exhaust tip \*You have more stereo WATTS than engine TORQUE! \*If your tailpipe extension is the most expensive mod you’ve done to your engine yet. \*Your tailpipe extension fell off during a quarter mile race and you went three tenths of a second \*faster due to weight savings. \*EVERY car in your class has a turbo pushing double digits worth of boost. \*You spent $5,000 on the engine and you can not out run a stock Camaro, Firebird, or Mustang \*You want the ‘wastegate’ sound, but don’t want to install a turbocharger system. \*You think Nitrous Oxide on your Hyundai Sonata puts you in the same performance league as the \*Chevy Corvette. \*The automatic version of your car runs 2 seconds slower in the 1/4mile. \*If the 1970 Plymouth Daytona Superbird has a smaller spoiler than your car does. \*You think the Del Sol is a sports car… You think a deep farty noise = the sound of high performance \*If you think that horsepower is far more important than torque \*If you have ever claimed that switching to a cone filter has given you more than 5 HP. \*If you have ever considered installing more than one set of fog / driving lights. \*If you claim that the aftermarket cold air intake system you just installed doubled your horsepower or took 2 or more seconds off of your E/T. \*Your baseball cap is always on backwards when you drive (the first sign of mental retardation, wearing your clothes backwards… BE). \*You spent all night on the Internet trying to find a company that makes a turbocharger system for your Hyundai… \*If you removed your side view mirrors and put them at the TOP of the door / window frame. \*If you think the Fugees are ‘speed’ music. \*MOMO is ‘absolutely required’ to go fast. \*Your four cylinder has a dual exhaust system installed. \*Your four cylinder has four exhaust pipes (“Hey, one for each cylinder!”) \*The color of your interior upholstery hurts the cones and rods in other people’s eyes. \*If you cannot drive your car in snow as the ground effects create a plow effect. \*If you have installed driving lights to compensate for headlight blackouts / tape. \*If you have stickers on your car for parts that you could not point out if asked where those parts are installed. \*You think pushrods are a bad thing… \*Your car has more decals than you do the quarter in seconds. \*Every Honda you EVER owned, all the way back to your 1978 Accord was either a V-Tec or a TYPE-R. \*You took your rear seat out and gutted your interior for weight savings but you installed 400 \*pounds of electronics, neon, DVD, Sony, etc. \*If you gutted the interior to save weight on a car that you will never take to the track… \*You lean your seat so far back when you are driving, that everytime you hit a bump, its your back and not your butt that hurts. \*You have hydraulics and sixteen switches on a car you claim runs low 10s on the street and corners better than a Porsche. \*If you can estimate that your car makes more than 250 HP without ever running it at the track or getting a dyno reading. \*You claim that you can get a titanium block for your engine. \*If you have ever thought Hyundai and “performance” went hand in hand \*If you’ve ever gone to a parts shop or speed warehouse and asked for a 1" to 6" exhaust adapter… \*If you’ve ever contemplated adding “TYPE-R” stickers to your Sonata… \*If you’ve removed more than 1/2 of the coils from your springs by cutting them yourself … \*If you have more neon lights on your car than a strip club… \*You couldn’t afford headlight masking, so you just painted them with flat black Krylon and it’s peeling. Badly. \*You claim that polishing your intake gave you 5hp. \*You ever claimed that high gas mileage made your car superior in performance to V8s. \*If it takes you 8000rpm to reach 30mph from a dead stop at WOT. \*You think yellow plastic interior trim makes your car cool \*You spend $500 for a giant hand welded tube for a muffler with the weld marks extremely visible \*If you paint your drum brakes to simulate Hi-po calipers \*If you install fake hi-po caliper / disc simulators \*You have a front wing. \*If you lower your car and add ground effects but retain the stock 14inch wheels with disc style wheel covers \*If you equate the sound of performance with the sound of a Weed Eater™ \*If you think bolting a fake muffler to one side to simulate dual exhaust is cool \*If you think colored head lights work better \*If you take mom’s 4 door Honda accord and do any kind of mod to it \*You drive a Ford Escort station wagon with Kanji, wide tires, and Limp Bizkit stickers on the rear hatch \*You claim you lost the race because you had a passenger in the car. \*You claim how if you went from a roll you would have beat him. \*You claim you lost because you missed a shift… and your car is an automatic. \*You claim you lost because he must have been on the juice… \*Flying past the person who is 10 car lengths in front of you after they have put on their brakes… and claim a victory. \*Tell everyone about how you lost the cop because of your “driving skills”. \*you are a white kid driving an import… wear baggy pants/hat turned around, walk with a fake limp and end every sentence with “yew know wha I’m sayin? Relate.” \*drive around in a $20,000 import with $10,000 in mods… and still live with your parents. \*You can relate to every line of the song “Pretty Fly For A White Guy” by the Offspring \*\*\*you take offense when I say… “your sister is like your car… small, tight and hard to get into.” 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-and-improved-are-you-a-ricer/172040/2 "2005-01-30T07:39:38Z")
Sight n sound comes to mind for some reason " MOMO " 💏 ---
**Author:** ![Quik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quik/32/5979_2.png) [@Quik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-and-improved-are-you-a-ricer/172040/3 "2005-01-30T07:53:57Z")
damm that was long…haha momo in a jbody haha ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-and-improved-are-you-a-ricer/172040/4 "2005-01-30T08:00:29Z")
\*If you cannot drive your car in snow as the ground effects create a plow effect. you made the list quik. ---
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Silverado](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_silverado/32/5990_2.png) [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 8:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-and-improved-are-you-a-ricer/172040/5 "2005-01-30T08:08:10Z")
hahahhaha that was great!! ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-and-improved-are-you-a-ricer/172040/6 "2005-01-30T08:18:23Z")
if anyone else but Shag posted that, I would consider reading it. HERE IT IS. A list of warning signs that YOU might be a ricer. You may be a ricer if… \*You have more exhaust decibels than your engine has horsepower. \*You have aftermarket FRONT wheels for racing but stock rear wheels. \*Your engine makes twice as much horsepower as torque. \*You put your automatic car in neutral at every stoplight in order to roll it back and try to fool other people into thinking you have a manual transmission \*DuPont gave up trying to figure out the shade you were asking for. \*Your mod list includes stereo equipment, shifter handle, MOMO steering wheel, PIA driving lights, exhaust tip, but no REAL engine parts. \*A chameleon lizard undergoes fewer shade changes than your custom paint scheme. \*Your rims and tires are so large, that you have to install the tire / wheel from underneath the car because it simply won’t fit in the wheel well going in from the side. \*The dealer laughs when you bring your car back in for service under warranty, and you’ve only had it 6 months… \*Your tires / rims stick out from the lip of your car by more than 1". \*Your paint job is from the WRONG end of the color spectrum. \*You installed spacers on your STOCK wheels and tires to get them to stick out past the fender. \*You see cars like yours in a Shriner’s Parade for Children and clowns are driving them. \*You bring an empty Maxwell House coffee can with you to compare size when you shop for an aftermarket exhaust system. \*You push your car through the staging lanes. That way, maybe you can break into the 16s by keeping the motor cool between runs. \*You add a super tall rear wing, and a hundred pounds of aftermarket ground effects, neon and stereo yet you gut the interior and yank out the rear seat for weight savings. \*Your rear wing AND your rear window have a third mount brake light… \*The back lighting in the gauges in your A-pillar gauge pod work long before the actual gauges are hooked up. \*You cut 4 coil springs and scrape the chassis on the ground. Sparks are cool when you corner at normal traffic speeds! \*You have to find a way to drive AROUND speed bumps in a parking lot. \*You install colored bulbs in your aftermarket clear lenses. \*You ever put neon on the bottom of your car, and then busted it on the first speed bump you went over. \*You painted the UNDERBODY of your car to match \*If your rear spoiler is taller then you are. \*if you can fit fist fùck your exhaust tip \*You have more stereo WATTS than engine TORQUE! \*If your tailpipe extension is the most expensive mod you’ve done to your engine yet. \*Your tailpipe extension fell off during a quarter mile race and you went three tenths of a second \*faster due to weight savings. \*EVERY car in your class has a turbo pushing double digits worth of boost. \*You spent $5,000 on the engine and you can not out run a stock Camaro, Firebird, or Mustang \*You want the ‘wastegate’ sound, but don’t want to install a turbocharger system. \*You think Nitrous Oxide on your Hyundai Sonata puts you in the same performance league as the \*Chevy Corvette. \*The automatic version of your car runs 2 seconds slower in the 1/4mile. \*If the 1970 Plymouth Daytona Superbird has a smaller spoiler than your car does. \*You think the Del Sol is a sports car… You think a deep farty noise = the sound of high performance \*If you think that horsepower is far more important than torque \*If you have ever claimed that switching to a cone filter has given you more than 5 HP. \*If you have ever considered installing more than one set of fog / driving lights. \*If you claim that the aftermarket cold air intake system you just installed doubled your horsepower or took 2 or more seconds off of your E/T. \*Your baseball cap is always on backwards when you drive (the first sign of mental retardation, wearing your clothes backwards… BE). \*You spent all night on the Internet trying to find a company that makes a turbocharger system for your Hyundai… \*If you removed your side view mirrors and put them at the TOP of the door / window frame. \*If you think the Fugees are ‘speed’ music. \*MOMO is ‘absolutely required’ to go fast. \*Your four cylinder has a dual exhaust system installed. \*Your four cylinder has four exhaust pipes (“Hey, one for each cylinder!”) \*The color of your interior upholstery hurts the cones and rods in other people’s eyes. \*If you cannot drive your car in snow as the ground effects create a plow effect. \*If you have installed driving lights to compensate for headlight blackouts / tape. \*If you have stickers on your car for parts that you could not point out if asked where those parts are installed. \*You think pushrods are a bad thing… \*Your car has more decals than you do the quarter in seconds. \*Every Honda you EVER owned, all the way back to your 1978 Accord was either a V-Tec or a TYPE-R. \*You took your rear seat out and gutted your interior for weight savings but you installed 400 \*pounds of electronics, neon, DVD, Sony, etc. \*If you gutted the interior to save weight on a car that you will never take to the track… \*You lean your seat so far back when you are driving, that everytime you hit a bump, its your back and not your butt that hurts. \*You have hydraulics and sixteen switches on a car you claim runs low 10s on the street and corners better than a Porsche. \*If you can estimate that your car makes more than 250 HP without ever running it at the track or getting a dyno reading. \*You claim that you can get a titanium block for your engine. \*If you have ever thought Hyundai and “performance” went hand in hand \*If you’ve ever gone to a parts shop or speed warehouse and asked for a 1" to 6" exhaust adapter… \*If you’ve ever contemplated adding “TYPE-R” stickers to your Sonata… \*If you’ve removed more than 1/2 of the coils from your springs by cutting them yourself … \*If you have more neon lights on your car than a strip club… \*You couldn’t afford headlight masking, so you just painted them with flat black Krylon and it’s peeling. Badly. \*You claim that polishing your intake gave you 5hp. \*You ever claimed that high gas mileage made your car superior in performance to V8s. \*If it takes you 8000rpm to reach 30mph from a dead stop at WOT. \*You think yellow plastic interior trim makes your car cool \*You spend $500 for a giant hand welded tube for a muffler with the weld marks extremely visible \*If you paint your drum brakes to simulate Hi-po calipers \*If you install fake hi-po caliper / disc simulators \*You have a front wing. \*If you lower your car and add ground effects but retain the stock 14inch wheels with disc style wheel covers \*If you equate the sound of performance with the sound of a Weed Eater™ \*If you think bolting a fake muffler to one side to simulate dual exhaust is cool \*If you think colored head lights work better \*If you take mom’s 4 door Honda accord and do any kind of mod to it \*You drive a Ford Escort station wagon with Kanji, wide tires, and Limp Bizkit stickers on the rear hatch \*You claim you lost the race because you had a passenger in the car. \*You claim how if you went from a roll you would have beat him. \*You claim you lost because you missed a shift… and your car is an automatic. \*You claim you lost because he must have been on the juice… \*Flying past the person who is 10 car lengths in front of you after they have put on their brakes… and claim a victory. \*Tell everyone about how you lost the cop because of your “driving skills”. \*you are a white kid driving an import… wear baggy pants/hat turned around, walk with a fake limp and end every sentence with “yew know wha I’m sayin? Relate.” \*drive around in a $20,000 import with $10,000 in mods… and still live with your parents. \*You can relate to every line of the song “Pretty Fly For A White Guy” by the Offspring \*\*\*you take offense when I say… “your sister is like your car… small, tight and hard to get into.” ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 8:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-and-improved-are-you-a-ricer/172040/7 "2005-01-30T08:34:55Z")
> [@Darkstar](#): > > if anyone else but Shag posted that, I would consider reading it. > > HERE IT IS. A list of warning signs that YOU might be a ricer. > > You may be a ricer if… > > \*You have more exhaust decibels than your engine has horsepower. > \*You have aftermarket FRONT wheels for racing but stock rear wheels. > \*Your engine makes twice as much horsepower as torque. > \*You put your automatic car in neutral at every stoplight in order to roll it back and try to fool other people into thinking you have a manual transmission > \*DuPont gave up trying to figure out the shade you were asking for. > \*Your mod list includes stereo equipment, shifter handle, MOMO steering wheel, PIA driving lights, exhaust tip, but no REAL engine parts. > \*A chameleon lizard undergoes fewer shade changes than your custom paint scheme. > \*Your rims and tires are so large, that you have to install the tire / wheel from underneath the car because it simply won’t fit in the wheel well going in from the side. > \*The dealer laughs when you bring your car back in for service under warranty, and you’ve only had it 6 months… > \*Your tires / rims stick out from the lip of your car by more than 1". > \*Your paint job is from the WRONG end of the color spectrum. > \*You installed spacers on your STOCK wheels and tires to get them to stick out past the fender. > \*You see cars like yours in a Shriner’s Parade for Children and clowns are driving them. > \*You bring an empty Maxwell House coffee can with you to compare size when you shop for an aftermarket exhaust system. > \*You push your car through the staging lanes. That way, maybe you can break into the 16s by keeping the motor cool between runs. > \*You add a super tall rear wing, and a hundred pounds of aftermarket ground effects, neon and stereo yet you gut the interior and yank out the rear seat for weight savings. > \*Your rear wing AND your rear window have a third mount brake light… > \*The back lighting in the gauges in your A-pillar gauge pod work long before the actual gauges are hooked up. > \*You cut 4 coil springs and scrape the chassis on the ground. Sparks are cool when you corner at normal traffic speeds! > \*You have to find a way to drive AROUND speed bumps in a parking lot. > \*You install colored bulbs in your aftermarket clear lenses. > \*You ever put neon on the bottom of your car, and then busted it on the first speed bump you went over. > \*You painted the UNDERBODY of your car to match > \*If your rear spoiler is taller then you are. > \*if you can fit fist fùck your exhaust tip > \*You have more stereo WATTS than engine TORQUE! > \*If your tailpipe extension is the most expensive mod you’ve done to your engine yet. > \*Your tailpipe extension fell off during a quarter mile race and you went three tenths of a second \*faster due to weight savings. > \*EVERY car in your class has a turbo pushing double digits worth of boost. > \*You spent $5,000 on the engine and you can not out run a stock Camaro, Firebird, or Mustang > \*You want the ‘wastegate’ sound, but don’t want to install a turbocharger system. > \*You think Nitrous Oxide on your Hyundai Sonata puts you in the same performance league as the \*Chevy Corvette. > \*The automatic version of your car runs 2 seconds slower in the 1/4mile. > \*If the 1970 Plymouth Daytona Superbird has a smaller spoiler than your car does. > \*You think the Del Sol is a sports car… > You think a deep farty noise = the sound of high performance > \*If you think that horsepower is far more important than torque > \*If you have ever claimed that switching to a cone filter has given you more than 5 HP. > \*If you have ever considered installing more than one set of fog / driving lights. > \*If you claim that the aftermarket cold air intake system you just installed doubled your horsepower or took 2 or more seconds off of your E/T. > \*Your baseball cap is always on backwards when you drive (the first sign of mental retardation, wearing your clothes backwards… BE). > \*You spent all night on the Internet trying to find a company that makes a turbocharger system for your Hyundai… > \*If you removed your side view mirrors and put them at the TOP of the door / window frame. > \*If you think the Fugees are ‘speed’ music. > \*MOMO is ‘absolutely required’ to go fast. > \*Your four cylinder has a dual exhaust system installed. > \*Your four cylinder has four exhaust pipes (“Hey, one for each cylinder!”) > \*The color of your interior upholstery hurts the cones and rods in other people’s eyes. > \*If you cannot drive your car in snow as the ground effects create a plow effect. > \*If you have installed driving lights to compensate for headlight blackouts / tape. > \*If you have stickers on your car for parts that you could not point out if asked where those parts are installed. > \*You think pushrods are a bad thing… > \*Your car has more decals than you do the quarter in seconds. > \*Every Honda you EVER owned, all the way back to your 1978 Accord was either a V-Tec or a TYPE-R. > \*You took your rear seat out and gutted your interior for weight savings but you installed 400 \*pounds of electronics, neon, DVD, Sony, etc. > \*If you gutted the interior to save weight on a car that you will never take to the track… > \*You lean your seat so far back when you are driving, that everytime you hit a bump, its your back and not your butt that hurts. > \*You have hydraulics and sixteen switches on a car you claim runs low 10s on the street and corners better than a Porsche. > \*If you can estimate that your car makes more than 250 HP without ever running it at the track or getting a dyno reading. > \*You claim that you can get a titanium block for your engine. > \*If you have ever thought Hyundai and “performance” went hand in hand > \*If you’ve ever gone to a parts shop or speed warehouse and asked for a 1" to 6" exhaust adapter… > \*If you’ve ever contemplated adding “TYPE-R” stickers to your Sonata… > \*If you’ve removed more than 1/2 of the coils from your springs by cutting them yourself … > \*If you have more neon lights on your car than a strip club… > \*You couldn’t afford headlight masking, so you just painted them with flat black Krylon and it’s peeling. Badly. > \*You claim that polishing your intake gave you 5hp. > \*You ever claimed that high gas mileage made your car superior in performance to V8s. > \*If it takes you 8000rpm to reach 30mph from a dead stop at WOT. > \*You think yellow plastic interior trim makes your car cool > \*You spend $500 for a giant hand welded tube for a muffler with the weld marks extremely visible > \*If you paint your drum brakes to simulate Hi-po calipers > \*If you install fake hi-po caliper / disc simulators > \*You have a front wing. > \*If you lower your car and add ground effects but retain the stock 14inch wheels with disc style wheel covers > \*If you equate the sound of performance with the sound of a Weed Eater™ > \*If you think bolting a fake muffler to one side to simulate dual exhaust is cool > \*If you think colored head lights work better > \*If you take mom’s 4 door Honda accord and do any kind of mod to it > \*You drive a Ford Escort station wagon with Kanji, wide tires, and Limp Bizkit stickers on the rear hatch > \*You claim you lost the race because you had a passenger in the car. > \*You claim how if you went from a roll you would have beat him. > \*You claim you lost because you missed a shift… and your car is an automatic. > \*You claim you lost because he must have been on the juice… > \*Flying past the person who is 10 car lengths in front of you after they have put on their brakes… and claim a victory. > \*Tell everyone about how you lost the cop because of your “driving skills”. > \*you are a white kid driving an import… wear baggy pants/hat turned around, walk with a fake limp and end every sentence with “yew know wha I’m sayin? Relate.” > \*drive around in a $20,000 import with $10,000 in mods… and still live with your parents. > \*You can relate to every line of the song “Pretty Fly For A White Guy” by the Offspring > \*\*\*you take offense when I say… “your sister is like your car… small, tight and hard to get into.” Look you posted it too, so now read it :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-and-improved-are-you-a-ricer/172040/8 "2005-01-30T08:35:34Z")
wow i really fucked this thread 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Quik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quik/32/5979_2.png) [@Quik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-and-improved-are-you-a-ricer/172040/9 "2005-01-30T08:51:41Z")
> [@SHAG](#): > > \*If you cannot drive your car in snow as the ground effects create a plow effect. > > you made the list quik. my car goes in the snow just fine and so does atruck ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 8:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-and-improved-are-you-a-ricer/172040/10 "2005-01-30T08:56:01Z")
> [@SHAG](#): > > wow i really fucked this thread 🤣 at least you’re fucking something. Thats a step in the right direction for you. ---
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 8:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-and-improved-are-you-a-ricer/172040/11 "2005-01-30T08:59:57Z")
im lazy, i read 1/4 of it lol ---
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Silverado](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_silverado/32/5990_2.png) [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-and-improved-are-you-a-ricer/172040/12 "2005-01-30T09:03:25Z")
> [@The1SloShelby](#): > > im lazy, i read 1/4 of it lol b/c you realized everything it was sayin…is true for you ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 9:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-and-improved-are-you-a-ricer/172040/13 "2005-01-30T09:29:48Z")
> [@95greenZ](#): > > b/c you realized everything it was sayin…is true for you :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :stupid: ---
**Author:** ![T70\_Tsi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@T70\_Tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/T70_Tsi)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-and-improved-are-you-a-ricer/172040/14 "2005-01-30T10:32:57Z")
i dont’ get the double digit class boost thing :dunno: ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-and-improved-are-you-a-ricer/172040/15 "2005-01-30T10:46:32Z")
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**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-and-improved-are-you-a-ricer/172040/16 "2005-01-30T11:04:24Z")
wow, that was funny… 3 years ago. ---
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-and-improved-are-you-a-ricer/172040/17 "2005-01-30T12:42:30Z")
> [@95greenZ](#): > > b/c you realized everything it was sayin…is true for you im not ricer, fuck that :1320: lol ---
**Author:** ![Sight\_N\_Sound](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sight_n_sound/32/5950_2.png) [@Sight\_N\_Sound](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sight_N_Sound)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 2:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-and-improved-are-you-a-ricer/172040/18 "2005-01-30T14:36:18Z")
I can’t believe the ricer fucking term is even still being used. :rolleyes: PS that list makes it look like “if your not driving a smashed up mustang its not cool” Not to mention repost x2376503287560328756302876 find some new material k thanx ---
**Author:** ![Quik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quik/32/5979_2.png) [@Quik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 2:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-and-improved-are-you-a-ricer/172040/19 "2005-01-30T14:56:21Z")
> [@The1SloShelby](#): > > im not ricer, fuck that :1320: lol yes your are…dont you have decals on the car that you dont have on your ride ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 4:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-and-improved-are-you-a-ricer/172040/20 "2005-01-30T16:51:41Z")
> [@Sight N Sound](#): > > I can’t believe the ricer fucking term is even still being used. :rolleyes: > > PS that list makes it look like “if your not driving a smashed up mustang its not cool” > > Not to mention repost x2376503287560328756302876 > > find some new material > > k thanx find the links smashed up mustangs is cool, stay in school… [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-new-and-improved-are-you-a-ricer/172040.md?page=2)