# The object to your left **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 13, 2011, 9:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-object-to-your-left/257883 "2011-04-13T21:19:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 8:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-object-to-your-left/257883/61 "2011-04-14T20:11:19Z")
XB360, textbooks, and a beer at the moment. ---
**Author:** ![b-ri](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/b-ri/32/6376_2.png) [@b-ri](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/b-ri)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 8:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-object-to-your-left/257883/62 "2011-04-14T20:30:39Z")
WHO HAS A COFFEE MAKER IN THERE BATHROOM…WHOO ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 8:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-object-to-your-left/257883/63 "2011-04-14T20:34:58Z")
> [@delicious cake](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/delicious-cake/41207/20): > > vitamin water bottle filled with water. fml. Your pretty much fucked pal… > [@Tires for Track Days/DE](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tires-for-track-days-de/41223/24): > > WHO HAS A COFFEE MAKER IN THERE BATHROOM…WHOO Anyone who is in a hotel ---
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 8:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-object-to-your-left/257883/64 "2011-04-14T20:59:47Z")
beer mug, car/truck keys, tactical flashlight, and another 10’ to my left is my gun cabinet mmmerrrrr ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 5:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-object-to-your-left/257883/65 "2011-04-15T05:58:47Z")
> [@Tires for Track Days/DE](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tires-for-track-days-de/41223/24): > > WHO HAS A COFFEE MAKER IN THERE BATHROOM…WHOO Me! Granted I’m in a hotel in Tenessee but that’s beside the point. ---
**Author:** ![usmc2801](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/usmc2801/32/6387_2.png) [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 6:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-object-to-your-left/257883/66 "2011-04-15T06:02:23Z")
iPhone ---
**Author:** ![bwe45](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bwe45](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bwe45)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 10:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-object-to-your-left/257883/67 "2011-04-15T10:00:26Z")
black guy swearing at the computer and getting extremely angry over everything. i think ill be good edit: i think he might forget about the zombies and just kill the tool about 10 feet more to the left doing pushups off a table in his hollister shirt while wearing sunglasses, inside a computer lab. ---
**Author:** ![jdaniels](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdaniels/32/6399_2.png) [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-object-to-your-left/257883/68 "2011-04-15T10:16:29Z")
> [@How to steal from any major retail stores](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-steal-from-any-major-retail-stores/41157/60): > > Ditto on sittin on the shitter, I’ve got a roll of TP and and **a coffee maker…** First thing I thought was “please tell me he’s in a hotel”. ---
**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-object-to-your-left/257883/69 "2011-04-15T10:30:44Z")
Three annoying ugly white chicks. Totally fucked. ---
**Author:** ![jordanEBP](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jordanebp/32/6447_2.png) [@jordanEBP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jordanEBP)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-object-to-your-left/257883/70 "2011-04-15T10:33:13Z")
flexi mini dog leash, a plant “cordatum philodendron” or phill for short , cell phone, and aqua+ tap water conditioner for a fish tank. Im set, or fuc\*\*d ---
**Author:** ![bwe45](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bwe45](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bwe45)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-object-to-your-left/257883/71 "2011-04-15T10:33:33Z")
> [@BMW 1 Series Discussion Thread (128i/135i)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bmw-1-series-discussion-thread-128i-135i/39624/46): > > Three annoying ugly white chicks. > > Totally fucked. oh yeah, game over for your ass. are they at least good- nevermind you said theyre ugly, so now you just die unhappy and quickly ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-object-to-your-left/257883/72 "2011-04-15T10:48:27Z")
keys for the VW Passat (turbz=cant catch me bitches), wallet for hooker payment, 1X1X4" solid 304 stainless steel billet, tissues for fapping, rockstar flat brim for pimpin 17yr hoes. ---
**Author:** ![jdaniels](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdaniels/32/6399_2.png) [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 1:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-object-to-your-left/257883/73 "2011-04-15T13:15:57Z")
Best post in thread as usual, Mike. ---
**Author:** ![HudsonFalcon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hudsonfalcon/32/6460_2.png) [@HudsonFalcon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HudsonFalcon)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-object-to-your-left/257883/74 "2011-04-15T13:21:35Z")
Birthday Card…guess I’ll be joining the zombie ranks as well. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-object-to-your-left/257883.md?page=3)