# The object to your left

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**Created:** [April 13, 2011, 9:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-object-to-your-left/257883 "2011-04-13T21:19:23Z")\
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**Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-object-to-your-left/257883/68 "2011-04-15T10:16:29Z")

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> [@How to steal from any major retail stores](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-steal-from-any-major-retail-stores/41157/60):
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> Ditto on sittin on the shitter, I’ve got a roll of TP and and **a coffee maker…**

First thing I thought was “please tell me he’s in a hotel”.

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