# The \*\*\*"OFFICIAL"\*\*\* Bullshit Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 4, 2013, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-bullshit-thread/228003 "2013-01-04T11:25:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 3:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-bullshit-thread/228003/61 "2013-10-22T15:44:11Z")
> [@ProgRocker](#): > > Why don’t we just implement a 3 strike rule. Three dumb things done, you get executed. I bet NY starts becoming more alert. You would wipe out 90% of the population in the state and there would be zero politicians left. Implement this on a national scale and it would look like “I am Legend” around here. ---
**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 4:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-bullshit-thread/228003/62 "2013-11-26T04:19:44Z")
[http://m.si.com/3627236/nhl-hit-with-concussion-lawsuit-by-former-players/](http://m.si.com/3627236/nhl-hit-with-concussion-lawsuit-by-former-players/) Oh, I’m sorry. I thought repeated blows to the head were good for me. I just figured it was only bad for boxers and knockout game victims. ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 4:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-bullshit-thread/228003/63 "2013-11-26T04:50:02Z")
> [@1QIKZ](#): > > You would wipe out 90% of the population in the state and there would be zero politicians left. Implement this on a national scale and it would look like “I am Legend” around here. You say this like it would be a bad thing… ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 5:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-bullshit-thread/228003/64 "2013-11-26T05:35:07Z")
> [@JayS](#): > > You say this like it would be a bad thing… Those monsters were scary! ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 5:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-bullshit-thread/228003/65 "2013-11-26T05:37:21Z")
> [@ubengineering](#): > > Those monsters were scary! The current ones in Albany and Washington are worse. ---
**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 6:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-bullshit-thread/228003/66 "2013-11-26T06:41:56Z")
I wanted to scare my son on Halloween, I jumped out of the closet dressed as a politician. Later that night I crept out from under his bed as an attorney . He’s currently seeing three counselors. ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-bullshit-thread/228003/67 "2013-11-26T07:04:44Z")
I just took half my kid’s candy and gave it to kids too lazy to go out trick or treating. Welcome to working for a living. ---
**Author:** ![jay\_g](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jay_g/32/111288_2.png) [@jay\_g](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jay_g)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 7:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-bullshit-thread/228003/68 "2013-11-26T07:24:11Z")
Nothing like being accused twice before and now a third time and still getting paid. > **[San Antonio cop arrested for rape of 19-year-old during traffic stop: police](http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/san-antonio-cuffed-raped-19-year-old-traffic-stop-police-article-1.1527459#axzz2lftQFUiR)** > > A uniformed cop in San Antonio handcuffed, groped and raped a 19-year-old while on duty, authorities said. Officer Jackie Neal, an 11-year veteran, was collared on Saturday by his own department and charged with felony sexual assault. ---
**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-bullshit-thread/228003/69 "2013-11-26T07:28:05Z")
[http://www.myfoxny.com/story/24067654/frivolous-lawsuits-in-new-york-city](http://www.myfoxny.com/story/24067654/frivolous-lawsuits-in-new-york-city) > In one example, a 220 pound teacher sued the school district saying he was beaten up by a first grader. > You have a woman that’s suing NYPD for essentially saving her from her own attempted suicide > Elia Dias, a 400 pound felon sued the city Department of Correction for $1 million saying he suffered ‘mental anguish’ because the city didn’t have prison clothes big enough for him. ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-bullshit-thread/228003/70 "2013-11-26T09:08:55Z")
> [@snowracer101](#): > > Drug users CANNOT hold down a job. Lol. rob ford? Or this tea party conservative? [http://www.miamiherald.com/2013/11/19/3765335/tea-party-rep-trey-radel-busted.html](http://www.miamiherald.com/2013/11/19/3765335/tea-party-rep-trey-radel-busted.html) ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2013, 5:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-bullshit-thread/228003/71 "2013-12-01T17:06:34Z")
is this thread reserved for goverment employee related things or can a woman stabbing 3 people to death at Wal-Mart with a home-made shank over an Xbox worthy of this thread? [http://dailycurrant.com/2013/11/30/woman-kills-three-for-last-x-box-at-chicago-wal-mart/](http://dailycurrant.com/2013/11/30/woman-kills-three-for-last-x-box-at-chicago-wal-mart/) ---
**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2013, 5:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-bullshit-thread/228003/72 "2013-12-01T17:38:56Z")
> [@bing](#): > > is this thread reserved for goverment employee related things or can a woman stabbing 3 people to death at Wal-Mart with a home-made shank over an Xbox worthy of this thread? > > [http://dailycurrant.com/2013/11/30/woman-kills-three-for-last-x-box-at-chicago-wal-mart/](http://dailycurrant.com/2013/11/30/woman-kills-three-for-last-x-box-at-chicago-wal-mart/) As ridiculously easy as it would me to believe this is a true story, at least one web site claims it may not be. If it turns out to be true, yes Bing, this is the right place. > **[Woman Kills Three for Last 85-Inch 4k TV at Denver Walmart](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/xboxing-day/)** > > Did a woman kill three shoppers at a Denver WalMart in order to snare that store's last 85-inch TV for herself? ---
**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 5:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-bullshit-thread/228003/73 "2013-12-03T17:04:57Z")
Nope, I’m not guilty. Wasn’t me. Didn’t happen. Doctored video. I wasn’t there. EMT’s making it up. Using the Corasanti Defense. Too bad Dracula isn’t his lawyer too. [http://www.wivb.com/news/local/bills-fan-due-in-court-after-fall](http://www.wivb.com/news/local/bills-fan-due-in-court-after-fall) ---
**Author:** ![Event](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/event/32/5443_2.png) [@Event](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Event)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 6:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-bullshit-thread/228003/74 "2014-02-06T06:20:25Z")
> **[No jail for 'affluenza' teen in fatal crash draws outrage](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/02/05/no-jail-for-teen/5242173/)** > > Ethan Couch, who killed 4 in a DUI crash, gets 10 years probation. > A judge on Wednesday ordered a Texas teenager who was sentenced to 10 years’ probation in a drunken-driving crash that killed four people to go to a rehabilitation facility paid for by his parents. > > Judge Jean Boyd again decided to give no jail time for Ethan Couch, defense attorney Reagan Wynn and prosecutors told reporters after the hearing, which was closed to the public. Prosecutors had asked Boyd to sentence him to 20 years in state custody on charges related to two people who were severely injured. > > The sentence stirred fierce debate, as has **the testimony of a defense expert who says Couch’s wealthy parents coddled him into a sense of irresponsibility. The expert termed the condition “affluenza.** ” …Are you fucking kidding me? They’re not even trying to be subtle about it anymore, they just took personal responsibility out back and put a bullet in its head. ---
**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2014, 11:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-bullshit-thread/228003/75 "2014-02-10T11:24:09Z")
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I love it! **The New AR-15 Design is Compliant with “SAFE Act” and Has Gun Control Activists in a Tizzy** [ATTACH=CONFIG]31540[/ATTACH] > **[The New AR-15 Design is Compliant with “SAFE Act” and Has Gun Control Activists...](http://gunsnfreedom.com/the-new-ar-15-design-is-compliant-with-safe-act-and-has-gun-control-activists-in-a-tizzy)** > > Prototypes for the newly designed AR-15 are hitting gun shops across New York, as gun shops and machinists have designed a rifle that complies with the anti-gun law. ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2014, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-bullshit-thread/228003/76 "2014-02-10T11:50:09Z")
Win ---
**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 6:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-bullshit-thread/228003/77 "2014-03-17T18:00:51Z")
Guy who bought my house this past summer called my cell last week and left me a message that my bank sent an envelope to his house (my old house) with “Time Sensitive Material Enclosed: Open Immediately” on the envelope. Left it in the mailbox for me so I could drop by and pick it up. Turns out it was my bank notifying me that they recently updated my new mailing address (cause I stopped by the branch a week earlier to update it so he’d stop receiving my mail) and where did they send the notification…my old address. I’m thinking of switching banks. ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 6:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-bullshit-thread/228003/78 "2014-03-17T18:12:38Z")
Its common for places to send stuff like that to the old address that way if it was fraud you would know ---
**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2014, 7:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-bullshit-thread/228003/79 "2014-04-24T19:32:26Z")
[http://touch.wivb.com/r2785/df0a32dc](http://touch.wivb.com/r2785/df0a32dc) I’m sorry. I thought we were all really focusing on the clever rhymes in their cheer routines and their sparkling smiles. Can’t wait till strippers start their lawsuits. ---
**Author:** ![piratemosh666](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/piratemosh666/32/6116_2.png) [@piratemosh666](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/piratemosh666)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2014, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-bullshit-thread/228003/80 "2014-04-25T09:08:01Z")
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