# The Official Callout/Kill Thread
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-callout-kill-thread/244455
**Category:** Shift518 Automotive
**Created:** [May 29, 2009, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-callout-kill-thread/244455 "2009-05-29T12:00:38Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 34
### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2009, 2:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-callout-kill-thread/244455/661 "2009-07-28T14:46:02Z")
> [@PJB"](#):
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> And you brag about your mommy’s minivan. Thats rediculous.
>
> When I was younger I hated the minivans my parents had and wanted them to get something that wasnt a minivan. Id certainly never brag about them.
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> Sometimes I have to drive to Saratoga to do deliveries in the company minivan and feel like a complete loser rolling soccer mom style when I see hot girls around.
i dont know how many times i have to tell you that all the minivans you rode in are junk.
and if you feel like a loser based on what type of vehicle you’re in you have more serious problems that need to be discussed…
why wont you just man up and race me??
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### Author:  [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2009, 2:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-callout-kill-thread/244455/662 "2009-07-28T14:46:13Z")
> [@FS: 2(yes 2) PS3's](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-2-yes-2-ps3s/20619/55):
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> lmao im telling you momma kramer’s minivan is the shit. all haters can continue to take 8 hour roadtrips in relative to severe discomfort.
Taking the 6-7 hour trip to and from Ocean City,MD in Nick’s S4 was very comfortable…As well as the trip to and from Myrtle Beach,SC in my mom’s Suburban, that of which seats aren’t hard as bricks, like your mom’s minivan.
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### Author:  [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2009, 2:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-callout-kill-thread/244455/663 "2009-07-28T14:48:15Z")
Reminder:
This is a Callout thread…
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2009, 2:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-callout-kill-thread/244455/664 "2009-07-28T14:49:57Z")
ive called out pjb like 7893479385052347904593570943 times
MR2 or minivan vs the truck
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2009, 2:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-callout-kill-thread/244455/665 "2009-07-28T14:50:36Z")
> [@U3 USB drives FTMFW :tup](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/u3-usb-drives-ftmfw-tup/20622/5):
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> i dont know how many times i have to tell you that all the minivans you rode in are junk.
>
> and if you feel like a loser based on what type of vehicle you’re in you have more serious problems that need to be discussed…
>
> why wont you just man up and race me??
One was brand new. It was a decent van but still a minivan.
Chryslers are complete crap. The ac already didnt work in an '08 with less than 30k and my mom’s '00’s tranny shit out at 47k, along with alot of other problems it had.
You try driving past some hot girls in a hooptie minivan and see what happens.
Why waste time and gas racing a stock POS minivan against a stock pickup truck?
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2009, 2:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-callout-kill-thread/244455/666 "2009-07-28T14:51:13Z")
> [@94Gt5.0"](#):
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> Reminder:
>
> This is a Callout thread…
Im calling out to Ryan to shut the fuck up about mommy’s minivan.
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2009, 2:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-callout-kill-thread/244455/667 "2009-07-28T14:52:26Z")
> [@Enzo Italia O My](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/enzo-italia-o-my/20895/34):
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> One was brand new. It was a decent van but still a minivan.
>
> Chryslers are complete crap. The ac already didnt work in an '08 with less than 30k and my mom’s '00’s tranny shit out at 47k, along with alot of other problems it had.
>
> You try driving past some hot girls in a hooptie minivan and see what happens.
>
> Why waste time and gas racing a stock POS minivan against a stock pickup truck?
pussyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy youre scared your big boy truck that makes you feel like a big tough man and a badass in front off all the hot girls you interact with will lose to a minivan that would make you feel like a loser in front of all the hot girlzzzzzz:ohnoes:ohnoes:ohnoes:ohnoes:ohnoes
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2009, 2:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-callout-kill-thread/244455/668 "2009-07-28T14:54:42Z")
I didnt buy the truck to race. You never show up after your BS call outs anyway.
I dont want any girls thinking Ive got kids and shit. They see me in an old minivan and automatically thing Im a loser instead of getting to know me and then thinking Im a loser.
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2009, 2:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-callout-kill-thread/244455/669 "2009-07-28T14:55:59Z")
> [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/1623):
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> I didnt buy the truck to race. You never show up after your BS call outs anyway.
who says you cant have a little fun in it though?
and i have never really made any serious call outs, this one is 100% srs though
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### Author:  [@big\_red](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/big_red)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2009, 2:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-callout-kill-thread/244455/670 "2009-07-28T14:58:24Z")
> [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/1623):
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> I didnt buy the truck to race. You never show up after your BS call outs anyway.
>
> I dont want any girls thinking Ive got kids and shit. They see me in an old minivan and automatically thing Im a loser instead of getting to know me and then thinking Im a loser.
you are a loser
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2009, 3:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-callout-kill-thread/244455/671 "2009-07-28T15:01:40Z")
> [@FS: Desktop Computer](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-desktop-computer/20930/4):
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> who says you cant have a little fun in it though?
>
> and i have never really made any serious call outs, this one is 100% srs though
racing a minivan is not my kind of fun. My kind of fun with the truck is cruising it somewhere I want to go or hauling my quad with it.
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2009, 3:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-callout-kill-thread/244455/672 "2009-07-28T15:02:20Z")
> [@FS: Desktop Computer](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-desktop-computer/20930/5):
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> you are a loser
yeah, pretty much. But like I said Id rather have somebody realize that after a bit instead of just seeing me in a minivan.
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### Author:  [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2009, 3:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-callout-kill-thread/244455/673 "2009-07-28T15:03:42Z")
so PJB vs Kramer @ the ext. It will be taped, and posted in SRS.
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### Author:  [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2009, 3:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-callout-kill-thread/244455/674 "2009-07-28T15:03:56Z")
> [@PJB"](#):
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> When I was younger I hated the minivans my parents had and wanted them to get something that wasnt a minivan. Id certainly never brag about them.
YES! utilitarian, but otherwise homo. but hatfield used to push the shops mini van all over. he loved it.
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2009, 3:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-callout-kill-thread/244455/675 "2009-07-28T15:05:39Z")
> [@94Gt5.0"](#):
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> so PJB vs Kramer @ the ext. It will be taped, and posted in SRS.
You really want us to fuck up the extension with a daily driver race? Thats worse than the PR’s.
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### Author:  [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2009, 3:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-callout-kill-thread/244455/676 "2009-07-28T15:06:27Z")
adam, this thread is hopeless. not worth cleaning up. im gonna lock it up and you can start a new one.
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2009, 3:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-callout-kill-thread/244455/677 "2009-07-28T15:07:55Z")
> [@Daddy's gonna eat your FINGERS!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/daddys-gonna-eat-your-fingers/20984/3):
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> YES! utilitarian, but otherwise homo. but hatfield used to push the shops mini van all over. he loved it.
You just cant make one cool (even though the PR’s try with rims and systems). I remember borrowing my parents’s van a few times when my truck was broke and anxsiously awaiting getting the truck back.
In school there wasnt anything cool about being seen in your parents minivan.
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2009, 3:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-callout-kill-thread/244455/678 "2009-07-28T15:10:34Z")
> [@WNYFBody stolen...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wnyfbody-stolen/18366/303):
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> adam, this thread is hopeless. not worth cleaning up. im gonna lock it up and you can start a new one.
Itll go back on topic soon enough.
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### Author:  [@big\_red](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/big_red)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2009, 3:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-callout-kill-thread/244455/679 "2009-07-28T15:10:52Z")
> [@Daddy's gonna eat your FINGERS!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/daddys-gonna-eat-your-fingers/20984/4):
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> You just cant make one cool (even though the PR’s try with rims and systems). I remember borrowing my parents’s van a few times when my truck was broke and anxsiously awaiting getting the truck back.
>
> In school there wasnt anything cool about being seen in your parents minivan.
you havnt been in school in almost 10 years what do you care. How do you feel when the girls see you delivering laundry?
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### Author:  [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2009, 3:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-callout-kill-thread/244455/680 "2009-07-28T15:11:03Z")
> [@WNYFBody stolen...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wnyfbody-stolen/18366/303):
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> adam, this thread is hopeless. not worth cleaning up. im gonna lock it up and you can start a new one.
Fuck it, that one will just get cluttered too.
Let it be lol
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