# The official parking lot assholes thread **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\ **Created:** [November 18, 2018, 10:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744 "2018-11-18T22:08:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2018, 10:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/1 "2018-11-18T22:08:10Z")
This particular asshole was spotted in the wild at the local Wegmans in Lancaster ![image](https://cdck-file-uploads-canada1.s3.dualstack.ca-central-1.amazonaws.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/1/183703bc1ba578cbcc7555f7ceefe2ca8fcb9643.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2018, 3:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/2 "2018-11-19T03:15:46Z")
The degree of asshole becomes exponentially greater the closer the double parked spots are to the entrance of the building. This truck looks like it’s in the middle of the lot, so only a mid grade level of asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2018, 4:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/3 "2018-11-19T16:05:19Z")
The bigger a-hole is the Prius driver that parks on the line because they can’t fit that beast in the spot. ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2018, 5:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/4 "2018-11-19T17:47:19Z")
> [@Onyx\_Z32](#): > > This truck looks like it’s in the middle of the lot, so only a mid grade level of asshole. Yeah, but he gets those asshole points right back for leaving the receiver hitch in when not towing and parking so that shin buster is sticking way out past the parking spot. ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2018, 6:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/5 "2018-11-19T18:33:54Z")
Good catch @JayS on the hitch! This threads gonna become awesome. ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2018, 6:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/6 "2018-11-19T18:41:45Z")
@jays true, I didn’t notice that he was also sticking out the back of the space. ---
**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 8:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/7 "2018-11-21T20:25:32Z")
Well I guess I’ll start snapping photos of assholes parking. I had a good one the other day taking up 4 spots with a Tacoma. Was about 5 rows from a Home Depot as well. Very high on the asshole meter if I must say. ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2018, 4:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/8 "2018-11-24T16:02:11Z")
I can’t believe I didn’t get any on black Friday ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2018, 5:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/9 "2018-11-24T17:10:16Z")
> [@ubengineering](#): > > I can’t believe I didn’t get any on black Friday ☹ Ya know, I had a good one but needed to focus on driving through the lot instead of taking a picture, lol. ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2018, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/10 "2018-11-25T12:43:02Z")
I caught a couple more in the wild! This latest asshole was found at the AMF bowling lanes. Had to go back inside and have the driver reached over the intercom, maybe I should have had him towed? But I didn’t have the time. ![IMG_5807](https://cdck-file-uploads-canada1.s3.dualstack.ca-central-1.amazonaws.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/e/e527b47288fff76a0f186140d9c31708403f5b26.jpeg) ![IMG_5808](https://cdck-file-uploads-canada1.s3.dualstack.ca-central-1.amazonaws.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/d/ddf55ab536a8fb6b01c34463556455361bc18af3.jpeg) My favorite asshole so far - Paula’s Donuts West Seneca - Parked in TWO handicap spots W/O a tag. Truly a piece of shit. ![IMG_5810](https://cdck-file-uploads-canada1.s3.dualstack.ca-central-1.amazonaws.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/f/fc2c3ad30909794efeece021e51baa3d36a8bc1e.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 5:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/11 "2018-12-03T17:54:57Z")
![IMG_5855](https://cdck-file-uploads-canada1.s3.dualstack.ca-central-1.amazonaws.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/a/a28f44e18664dde85dde758234ead1bdc4b540a7.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 6:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/12 "2018-12-03T18:48:02Z")
Eh, that last one really isn’t hurting anything. ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/13 "2018-12-03T20:24:33Z")
Last one was at Crunch fitness, couldn’t wait to hit them weights!!! ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2018, 4:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/14 "2018-12-04T16:46:04Z")
![IMG_5872](https://cdck-file-uploads-canada1.s3.dualstack.ca-central-1.amazonaws.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/3/31e4f3b787f394cd94b994f558b2cf1c54fc1e8e.jpeg) The photographer would like to remain off the record. Thank you mysterious hero for exposing this asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2018, 5:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/15 "2018-12-04T17:46:57Z")
^^^ Yep that one is pretty bad ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2018, 9:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/16 "2018-12-12T21:43:53Z")
Thank you again to our anonymous donor - no tag either. ![image1](https://cdck-file-uploads-canada1.s3.dualstack.ca-central-1.amazonaws.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/5/5b1617e964ccb09118d0f38c8622bc2e33eda081.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![HouseS2K](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/houses2k/32/100273_2.png) [@HouseS2K](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HouseS2K)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/17 "2018-12-19T12:23:12Z")
Found this majestic ass hat… ![image](https://cdck-file-uploads-canada1.s3.dualstack.ca-central-1.amazonaws.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/5/5b3a630b47451d4245637c8e4eb96674196782c4.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 12:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/18 "2018-12-19T12:32:45Z")
“Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces…” ---
**Author:** ![buffalo\_vr4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@buffalo\_vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/buffalo_vr4)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2018, 2:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/19 "2018-12-20T14:27:27Z")
![20181219_152520_HDR%20(1)](https://cdck-file-uploads-canada1.s3.dualstack.ca-central-1.amazonaws.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/0/05f458dedc8355a9484aa4d60b437969455c111c.jpeg) This asshole took 4 spots. went into the store for 30mins, came back and still there. ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2018, 2:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/20 "2018-12-20T14:36:56Z")
He had to ask the pharmacist where the extra small condoms were. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744.md?page=2)