# The official parking lot assholes thread **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\ **Created:** [November 18, 2018, 10:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744 "2018-11-18T22:08:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2023, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/101 "2023-04-05T07:51:08Z")
You’re right the Camaro is forgiven. ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2023, 1:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/102 "2023-04-05T13:04:58Z")
I’m going to start parking worse, just to see if I end up in this thread 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2023, 6:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/103 "2023-04-11T06:38:38Z")
Some asshole in Miami at the Tesla charging stations lol ![image](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/6/d/6d5e848eb1d4eff4c9fbaba491048230461a2d86.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 11:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/104 "2023-04-17T23:15:14Z")
I also cut this old couple slack because the guy must have been 85. It was parked comically bad. He parked at the entry of two spots. One handicapped and one regular. ![20230417_173714](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/6/0/60d21c6d65a885c31b286fadbb4eff96ae961322.jpeg) Edit: just noticed the front end damage. Maybe he should not be driving… (Or maybe why his wife was on the passenger side 😉) ---
**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2023, 4:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/105 "2023-04-25T16:40:03Z")
So, did you try the fish fry at Dash’s? ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2023, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/106 "2023-04-26T13:43:24Z")
I did not! But I haven’t forgotten. ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 1:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/107 "2023-05-24T01:37:39Z")
I feel this is also worth noting for parking sins. ![20230523_212033](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/b/e/be7b9985d6a67f4fcac692c78134e0fb4dc83816.jpeg) I’ve done this and worse. I managed to hook the front air dam on my terrain enough to dent the fender and stop the drivers door from opening. ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/108 "2023-08-14T11:04:24Z")
Wegmans! ![image](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/b/9/b9b82b14d2b496066d8b826d287776576e7ab010.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![LUC1F3R](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/luc1f3r/32/7299_2.png) [@LUC1F3R](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LUC1F3R)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 11:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/109 "2023-08-14T11:44:52Z")
i always return my cart to the corral except when i see this. Then it ends up conveniently at your drivers door. ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2023, 3:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/110 "2023-08-23T03:56:44Z")
![Screenshot_20230822_224431_Instagram](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/b/7/b7fd0b039e4d2433306aa167653f1e647a8acda4.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![LUC1F3R](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/luc1f3r/32/7299_2.png) [@LUC1F3R](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LUC1F3R)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2023, 11:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/111 "2023-08-23T11:19:18Z")
i either heard on a podcast or read somewhere that there’s a direct correlation to workplace performance/average pay and whether or not someone returns their cart 😆 ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2023, 11:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/112 "2023-08-23T11:24:35Z")
I could see that correlation honestly. It’s definitely a simple litmus test to see if you’re a piece of shit or not. If I had some way to verify if it was true or not I’d love to ask that question when interviewing potential hires. “He was doing good until I saw he just leaves his shopping cart where ever, so fuck that guy”. ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2023, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/113 "2023-08-23T11:29:00Z")
I’m going to start asking in job interviews “do you return your shopping cart?” Of course everyone will say yes, but there will be that one person who lies and goes home to self contemplate. Possibly even change their ways. ![EmbellishedRadiantArmyant-size_restricted](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/f/a/faca557c3e3f3055326ebc0df4b2c75cbfbb463a.gif) ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2023, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/114 "2023-08-23T11:58:26Z")
that wouldn’t be a bad question to ask ---
**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 8:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/115 "2023-08-24T20:53:59Z")
A better question to ask is “do you remove valve stem cores from parking lot assholes?” ---
**Author:** ![LUC1F3R](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/luc1f3r/32/7299_2.png) [@LUC1F3R](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LUC1F3R)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 2:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/116 "2023-08-25T14:32:35Z")
i need to add that tool to my glovebox 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2023, 8:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/117 "2023-08-29T20:22:34Z")
![1693327091868](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/f/2/f2bfef12de4f036b326a1ee4c41caf6337584fc6.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2023, 10:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/118 "2023-09-01T22:39:25Z")
![Screenshot_20230901_105346_Instagram](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/9/6/96ed4012b3ec244de289513539c681af9d7858e2.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 3:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/119 "2023-09-12T15:44:31Z")
saw this on reddit and printed a bunch out to leave in my glovebox ![image](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/5/d/5dc38840bc2e1cf432efb05736b58b85131525a4.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 11:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/120 "2023-10-04T23:41:41Z")
Nobody: Me out in OK representing Lockport in my slow ass rental. ![20231004_181038](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/a/f/af5a24f94a0bd18c5b99982216077359a103b53a.jpeg) ![20231003_190349](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/e/a/ea01c7d936bf8a282c90eb3f23f8e9d6c80227f9.jpeg) [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744.md?page=5) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744.md?page=7)