# The official parking lot assholes thread **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\ **Created:** [November 18, 2018, 10:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744 "2018-11-18T22:08:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 10:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/141 "2024-08-29T22:26:01Z")
> **[George Floyd Square · Minneapolis, Minnesota](https://maps.app.goo.gl/yeYwAWfL9L27BZhT6)** > > Find local businesses, view maps and get driving directions in Google Maps. I’m sure there is an mlk rd somewhere in town there ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/142 "2024-09-09T11:52:41Z")
Chris Rock always said any street named after MLK is the most dangerous part of the city ---
**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2024, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/143 "2024-12-07T13:07:30Z")
![daily_gifdump_4863_04](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/b/8/b81e4bf9340e077e363780a322d2b2fb8beaefad.gif) This guy was kind enough not to bother the owner asking to park properly and make room for other drivers. ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2024, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/144 "2024-12-07T13:39:41Z")
you get what you deserve ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2025, 10:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/145 "2025-03-28T22:05:02Z")
![20250328_180430](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/7/1/71a9ee85c080554528c66e888ed9bda80c7f3e2c.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2026, 9:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/146 "2026-02-09T21:39:26Z")
![RDT_20260125_2046593556041620108177688](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/3/1/3151f8d909edcec55db49a22350ac3f19c618c5b.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2026, 11:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/147 "2026-02-10T11:46:17Z")
I’ve seen a few bad ones the last couple weeks, I need to start taking pics again ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2026, 3:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/148 "2026-02-10T15:20:57Z")
do it i still park like a i still park like a jerk so everyone knows I’m from lockport. ---
**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2026, 4:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/149 "2026-02-11T16:13:14Z")
Screw pics. Buy zip ties. ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2026, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/150 "2026-02-13T11:56:07Z")
I’m going to spread a rumor in Minnesota that only ICE agents park over the yellow lines. ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2026, 2:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/151 "2026-02-13T14:07:53Z")
Unrelated to parking lots, but I went to “the shrine” when with my wife when I was there for work. It was interesting and nobody bothered us. we were one of two white couples taking pictures. It was only 11 am though… Maybe tow a junkyard crown vic there and drop it off outside the barricades to see how long it lasts? ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 3:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/152 "2026-02-14T15:52:10Z")
https://www.tiktok.com/embed/v2/7583324464411086135 ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 9:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/153 "2026-02-25T21:08:18Z")
Out here representing Lockport in the Tesla Mecca. ![20260221_182601](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/d/8/d860290bb390fc864b0e1252268a1d64fafe2447.jpeg) Also took a waymo. Super convenient in San Francisco. 2 minute wait. Pulled right up and $17 for a 20 minute ride. ![20260222_130140](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/5/1/51bd99951d5dbf5492e86d18f1c244ebf76d55ef.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2026, 10:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/154 "2026-03-16T22:31:56Z")
Next level > ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2026, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/155 "2026-03-17T11:27:24Z")
It’s crazy how many people are defending the asshole parker in the comments. It’s not like the sticker guy did any permanent damage, he just caused the guy some inconvenience… kinda like you cause for anyone else trying to park when taking up 4 parking spots like a fucking douchecanoe. ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2026, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/156 "2026-03-17T12:47:07Z")
It’s crazy how irritated people can get over parking. 5 seconds of your day leaves a lasting memory. Some of these are mildly entertaining, but I bet they are the same people that would spit on a perfectly parked car on their way to work at Starbucks if it had a trump sticker. The only part that I would support for the parking asshole is that a shitty sticker like that should not be put on a painted suface, ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2026, 10:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/157 "2026-05-29T22:57:22Z")
![IMG_8510](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/2/c/2c6e544d25b5ea1fd810df97f5d1ed3939b7e6c2.jpeg)Fuck this guy ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2026, 3:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/158 "2026-08-20T15:36:49Z")
I am the arse hole out in the Scottish highlands. Representing 'Loch’port ![20260817_150042](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/f/d/fd564f937e2714b19fb42c90de0edca18daa7efa.jpeg) ![20260819_103817](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/5/d/5d3b45c4b3e71668b461381d1ad25006cb8d0fb4.jpeg) ![20260819_110227](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/0/9/095171a809e23b3fd98601eadd8cf21e0e1e6708.jpeg) That other car was in my 20 pound parking spot. ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2026, 3:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744/159 "2026-09-19T15:29:26Z")
Nothing to see here. Parking on the side of a road that does not allow parking. ![20260919_095309](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/2/c/2c3c99e8dfe8d42c0f076aba8d8e795b8bd6fd65.jpeg) Maybe you have seen this corner before. ![08272020-Kyle-Rittenhouse-Kenosha](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/4/c/4cdd6c24ab7fac413dd2bf4f6828fab386417dfb.jpeg) Just down the block from a car repair shop. ![IMG_20260919_103954](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/a/1/a16e7ab37fe329621953a52452324d448e1c2b14.jpeg) [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-parking-lot-assholes-thread/1413744.md?page=7)