# The official WOMEN PISS ME OFF thread... **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 29, 2008, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-women-piss-me-off-thread/239237 "2008-09-29T13:26:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2008, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-women-piss-me-off-thread/239237/61 "2008-09-30T11:56:44Z")
> [@Pants Party](#): > > THE most important skill for picking up girls and/or making them want you is simple: > > Be an asshole. Not every once and a while. ALL the time. For some reason its like laying out bait and just waiting for them to come to you. Define asshole. ;D ---
**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2008, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-women-piss-me-off-thread/239237/62 "2008-09-30T11:57:08Z")
> [@Swifty](#): > > pretty original for on the spot eh? :tong that term is already taken… **A** for effort though :nod [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rodeo+clown](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rodeo+clown) 1. **rodeo clown** Whilst taking a female from behind, you whisper something into her ear that enfuriates her, and makes her buck like a bull ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2008, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-women-piss-me-off-thread/239237/63 "2008-09-30T12:04:48Z")
> [@GranMassaX](#): > > that term is already taken… **A** for effort though :nod > > [Urban Dictionary: rodeo clown](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rodeo+clown) > 1. **rodeo clown** > Whilst taking a female from behind, you whisper something into her ear that enfuriates her, and makes her buck like a bull :crackup Isn’t there one too where you’re fuckin’ her from behind, and you whisper in her ear “I have aids” and see how long you can hold on for? :lmao ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2008, 12:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-women-piss-me-off-thread/239237/64 "2008-09-30T12:24:35Z")
> [@PJB](#): > > At this point in my life Id rather be single. Its easier than dealing with drama and certainly cheaper. > [@91 teg](#): > > your hand must be sore :lol Why does everyone think that being single means you cant get any action? I have been single for like ever now and I still get plenty of action. quality action too ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2008, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-women-piss-me-off-thread/239237/65 "2008-09-30T12:28:07Z")
> [@Pants Party](#): > > THE most important skill for picking up girls and/or making them want you is simple: > > Be an asshole. Not every once and a while. ALL the time. For some reason its like laying out bait and just waiting for them to come to you. I totally agree with this. Since my last break up I am rotten to most girls and they cant get enough of it. Once they know me long enough to find my soft spot the get bored and leave, but lately by then there are already to other prospects ---
**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2008, 2:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-women-piss-me-off-thread/239237/66 "2008-09-30T14:00:31Z")
:headbang ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2008, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-women-piss-me-off-thread/239237/67 "2008-09-30T14:01:56Z")
:angry2 ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2008, 2:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-women-piss-me-off-thread/239237/68 "2008-09-30T14:06:13Z")
> [@SRS BZNS](#): > > Why does everyone think that being single means you cant get any action? > > I have been single for like ever now and I still get plenty of action. > > quality action too I dont but whatever- not really a problem at this point. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2008, 7:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-women-piss-me-off-thread/239237/69 "2008-09-30T19:34:18Z")
I have the bitch’s necklace that she gave me when we were still dating. I texted her and told her I had to give her something and she right away knew what it was. She told me to keep it and she doesn’t want it back. Any creative ways I can give this back to her? I sure as hell don’t want it in my house. :nono I was hammered last Friday and pondered the idea of driving over and taping it to her door in an envelope or putting it under her car’s wiper in an envelope. I didn’t do it though, didn’t need to get a DWI over this cunt nugget. ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2008, 7:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-women-piss-me-off-thread/239237/70 "2008-09-30T19:36:42Z")
> [@chris88z24](#): > > I have the bitch’s necklace that she gave me when we were still dating. I texted her and told her I had to give her something and she right away knew what it was. She told me to keep it and she doesn’t want it back. > > Any creative ways I can give this back to her? I sure as hell don’t want it in my house. :nono I was hammered last Friday and pondered the idea of driving over and taping it to her door in an envelope or putting it under her car’s wiper in an envelope. I didn’t do it though, didn’t need to get a DWI over this cunt nugget. ill take it … then goto somewhere and get $ for it. :lol ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2008, 7:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-women-piss-me-off-thread/239237/71 "2008-09-30T19:37:31Z")
> [@Hooked on 240](#): > > ill take it > > … then goto somewhere and get $ for it. :lol You’re not the first person that said this to me. :mwahaha ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2008, 7:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-women-piss-me-off-thread/239237/72 "2008-09-30T19:37:35Z")
“cunt nugget” :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :lmao :lmao :lmao I’ll take it ;D …then sell it :shifty ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2008, 7:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-women-piss-me-off-thread/239237/73 "2008-09-30T19:37:47Z")
Stick it in your butt and poop it out in front of her ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2008, 7:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-women-piss-me-off-thread/239237/74 "2008-09-30T19:38:05Z")
> [@LKSwhy?](#): > > Stick it in your butt and poop it out in front of her AAAAHHAHAHAHAHA :crackup :crackup ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2008, 7:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-women-piss-me-off-thread/239237/75 "2008-09-30T19:39:02Z")
> [@LKSwhy?](#): > > Stick it in your butt and poop it out in front of her what do ya do if a dingleberry sticks to it ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2008, 7:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-women-piss-me-off-thread/239237/76 "2008-09-30T19:42:17Z")
![http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i282/arcana13/WalkenFuckheads.jpg](http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i282/arcana13/WalkenFuckheads.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2008, 7:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-women-piss-me-off-thread/239237/77 "2008-09-30T19:50:42Z")
> [@88slowmarro](#): > > what do ya do if a dingleberry sticks to it Then you leave it on there. > [@chris88z24](#): > > ![http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i282/arcana13/WalkenFuckheads.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/9/2/926f925372f435cbad56accd6a57cd28e0cfad06.jpeg) :stfu You are too! ;D :asshole ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2008, 7:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-women-piss-me-off-thread/239237/78 "2008-09-30T19:51:43Z")
the girls should really reply in here, its all dudes. :confused ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2008, 7:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-women-piss-me-off-thread/239237/79 "2008-09-30T19:52:03Z")
what girls ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2008, 7:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-women-piss-me-off-thread/239237/80 "2008-09-30T19:52:34Z")
> [@K20powerz](#): > > what girls touche. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-women-piss-me-off-thread/239237.md?page=3) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-official-women-piss-me-off-thread/239237.md?page=5)