# The Offtopic Thread
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-offtopic-thread/237679
**Category:** Shift518 Automotive
**Created:** [July 7, 2008, 7:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-offtopic-thread/237679 "2008-07-07T19:46:15Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 16
### Author:  [@bfol45](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bfol45)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2008, 9:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-offtopic-thread/237679/301 "2008-07-07T21:56:21Z")
> [@Shawn96VR-4](#):
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> Then be nice or I’ll stroll into your family’s McDonalds and scream “rat”. Then, you will be driving around a Kia Optima.
i didnt know getting ppl to bash on me instead of on my friend was being mean but alright and you can scream rat in my family’s restaurant if you want but we got 2 more businesses to back us up. im sorry if i got ppl mad but i just stick up for friends and family and of course myself
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### Author:  [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2008, 9:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-offtopic-thread/237679/302 "2008-07-07T21:58:02Z")
WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH
Lois, this is not my Batman glass!
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### Author:  [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2008, 9:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-offtopic-thread/237679/303 "2008-07-07T21:58:03Z")
auggie will find out the other 2 as well, dont worry
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### Author:  [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2008, 9:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-offtopic-thread/237679/304 "2008-07-07T21:59:55Z")
Ford version…
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### Author:  [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2008, 10:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-offtopic-thread/237679/305 "2008-07-07T22:02:03Z")
> [@LKSwhy?](#):
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> WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH
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> Lois, this is not my Batman glass!
:crackup :lmao
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### Author:  [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2008, 10:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-offtopic-thread/237679/306 "2008-07-07T22:09:59Z")
> [@bfol's sig](#):
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> big money in this bitch if you didnt knew.
> big business minus the business suit.
> even i look in the mirror like is it you?
> and i say i must be the hottest if it isnt you.
> stay fresh from my top to my tennis shoes.
You say you a gangsta
But you neva pop nothin’
We say you a wanksta
And you need to stop frontin’
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### Author:  [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2008, 10:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-offtopic-thread/237679/307 "2008-07-07T22:13:24Z")
> [@K20powerz](#):
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> 3rd Gen :banana \>\>\>\>
>
> :crackup
O shit he’s got my Spohn adjustable torque arm :banana
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### Author:  [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2008, 10:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-offtopic-thread/237679/308 "2008-07-07T22:13:46Z")
> [@Mk4 30R](#):
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> auggie will find out the other 2 as well, dont worry
I got mad intel.
> [@94Gt5.0](#):
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> Rather have this…
A purple Mustang?
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### Author:  [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2008, 10:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-offtopic-thread/237679/309 "2008-07-07T22:18:21Z")
> [@Shawn96VR-4](#):
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> A purple Mustang?
:nono Not purple mang, crimson red…
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### Author:  [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2008, 10:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-offtopic-thread/237679/310 "2008-07-07T22:19:26Z")
That shit is purple. 🙂
Domestic crimson red = rust. :lol
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### Author:  [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2008, 10:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-offtopic-thread/237679/311 "2008-07-07T22:20:14Z")
> [@94Gt5.0](#):
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> :nono Not purple mang, crimson red…
is that queer for purple?
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### Author:  [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2008, 10:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-offtopic-thread/237679/312 "2008-07-07T22:21:50Z")
> [@LKSwhy?](#):
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> You say you a gangsta
> But you neva pop nothin’
> We say you a wanksta
> And you need to stop frontin’
dont forget that latex
else you get that late text
son I think I’m late, text.
I got laid before I went to the carwash tonight ;D
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### Author:  [@bfol45](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bfol45)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2008, 10:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-offtopic-thread/237679/313 "2008-07-07T22:23:12Z")
> [@LKSwhy?](#):
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> You say you a gangsta
> But you neva pop nothin’
> We say you a wanksta
> And you need to stop frontin’
lol sorry for quoting my favorite song?
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### Author:  [@bfol45](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bfol45)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2008, 10:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-offtopic-thread/237679/314 "2008-07-07T22:23:42Z")
> [@McBitchin](#):
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> dont forget that latex
> else you get that late text
> son I think I’m late, text.
>
> I got laid before I went to the carwash tonight ;D
hahahah
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### Author:  [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2008, 10:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-offtopic-thread/237679/315 "2008-07-07T22:27:45Z")
> [@McBitchin](#):
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> I got laid before I went to the carwash tonight ;D
Weren’t you with Joe before the car wash :ponder
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### Author:  [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2008, 10:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-offtopic-thread/237679/316 "2008-07-07T22:33:14Z")
nah he went home so I went to the girls house since she lives off rt.7, I was on my way back to drop her off and saw a cop, joey, matt, and a blue rsx that I didnt recognize so I stopped in real quick and made a casual appearance :lol
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### Author:  [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2008, 10:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-offtopic-thread/237679/317 "2008-07-07T22:33:46Z")
righhhhhhhhhhhhhht :🙂
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### Author:  [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2008, 10:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-offtopic-thread/237679/318 "2008-07-07T22:37:34Z")
> [@McBitchin](#):
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> dont forget that latex
> else you get that late text
> son I think I’m late, text.
>
> I got laid before I went to the carwash tonight ;D
those arent even close to accurate.
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### Author:  [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2008, 10:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-offtopic-thread/237679/319 "2008-07-07T22:39:26Z")
> [@Swifty](#):
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> those arent even close to accurate.
1 I dont listen to rap
2. I’m blazed as fuck so I dont care ;D
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### Author:  [@bfol45](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bfol45)
#### Post date: [July 7, 2008, 10:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-offtopic-thread/237679/320 "2008-07-07T22:39:59Z")
> [@Swifty](#):
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> those arent even close to accurate.
hahah i was gonna say something but i figured id let that one go
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