# The Onion.

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-onion/19996>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [November 10, 2006, 6:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-onion/19996 "2006-11-10T06:56:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![LowlyOilBurner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a6a055/32.png) [@LowlyOilBurner](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LowlyOilBurner)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2008, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-onion/19996/21 "2008-11-07T07:28:05Z")

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Meh, never really found “The Onion” funny.

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**Author:** ![BillysRevenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@BillysRevenge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BillysRevenge)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2008, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-onion/19996/22 "2008-11-07T08:18:47Z")

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I love this one…it seems so legit

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**Author:** ![94excivic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94excivic/32/5263_2.png) [@94excivic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94excivic)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2008, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-onion/19996/23 "2008-11-07T11:39:47Z")

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:lol:

they have books too

the one story that i found fucking hilarious: Fitness Trainer deemed to fit to stand trial lol

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**Author:** ![BillysRevenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@BillysRevenge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BillysRevenge)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 2:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-onion/19996/24 "2009-03-05T14:27:53Z")

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More decency than Elliot Spitzer.

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**Author:** ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 3:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-onion/19996/25 "2009-03-05T15:03:26Z")

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lol, the onion is great… this one makes me lol:

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**Author:** ![BillysRevenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@BillysRevenge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BillysRevenge)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 3:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-onion/19996/26 "2009-03-05T15:17:01Z")

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> [@burnt\_toast](#):
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> lol, the onion is great… this one makes me lol:
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> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BnLbv6QYcA](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BnLbv6QYcA)

Yeah I think I posted that one a while back, people were convinced it was real.

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**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 4:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-onion/19996/27 "2009-03-05T16:03:53Z")

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i thought this said ONION BOODY lol

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**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 4:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-onion/19996/28 "2009-03-05T16:20:58Z")

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> [@deebo](#):
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> i thought this said ONION BOODY lol

x2 I was like WTF?

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2009, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-onion/19996/29 "2009-03-13T11:27:22Z")

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[http://www.theonion.com/content/news\_briefs/buffalo\_bills\_acquire\_final?utm\_source=a-section](http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/buffalo_bills_acquire_final?utm_source=a-section)  
The onion chimes in on the TO acquisition :tup:

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**Author:** ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 10:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-onion/19996/30 "2009-10-27T22:39:17Z")

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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-onion/19996/31 "2012-07-17T07:11:44Z")

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[https://youtu.be/bXEddCLW3SM](https://youtu.be/bXEddCLW3SM)

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 7:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-onion/19996/32 "2012-07-17T07:22:59Z")

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lol… now every time I’m stuck behind one of those hypermiling assholes taking 2 miles to accelerate from 0 to 30 I’m going to think of this video and how much I wish that was a real model.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 7:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-onion/19996/33 "2012-07-17T07:31:05Z")

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Be part of the solution: Kill yourself.

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**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-onion/19996/34 "2012-07-17T07:55:20Z")

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> [@JayS](#):
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> lol… now every time I’m stuck behind one of those hypermiling assholes taking 2 miles to accelerate from 0 to 30 I’m going to think of this video and how much I wish that was a real model.

I’ve had more close calls with prius owners over most vehicles on the road. Sigh If only this were true.

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**Author:** ![somedude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@somedude](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/somedude)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 8:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-onion/19996/35 "2012-07-17T08:02:23Z")

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> [@Freek](#):
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> I’ve had more close calls with prius owners over most vehicles on the road. Sigh If only this were true.

I second that

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**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 8:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-onion/19996/36 "2012-07-17T08:43:06Z")

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^^^ Hilarious.

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