# the only real thing i did to my car all winter

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-only-real-thing-i-did-to-my-car-all-winter/243966>\
**Category:** Shift518 Automotive\
**Created:** [May 4, 2009, 8:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-only-real-thing-i-did-to-my-car-all-winter/243966 "2009-05-04T20:58:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 6:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-only-real-thing-i-did-to-my-car-all-winter/243966/21 "2009-05-05T06:03:12Z")

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Dude, that stuff looked like a MESS to work with.

(Little back story)

So we go to the store to get rubber gloves to work with the carbon fiber. BANGING ASS girl in the aisle giving us dirty looks (ass was unbelieveable, the kind you would follow off a cliff), three guys all buying rubber gloves AND I was wearing someones aviators. :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 6:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-only-real-thing-i-did-to-my-car-all-winter/243966/22 "2009-05-05T06:08:33Z")

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She was staring you down because you needed rubber gloves?  
I would have told her if she didn’t quit it you were going to shove a mop handle up her ass.

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**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 6:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-only-real-thing-i-did-to-my-car-all-winter/243966/23 "2009-05-05T06:19:26Z")

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> [@WTB: Huge ass lightbulb](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-huge-ass-lightbulb/17831/4):
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> She was staring you down because you needed rubber gloves?  
> I would have told her if she didn’t quit it you were going to shove a mop handle up her ass.

I would put more than a mop handle up there. :ahh

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**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 6:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-only-real-thing-i-did-to-my-car-all-winter/243966/24 "2009-05-05T06:28:32Z")

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Seriously that shield is looks titties…

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**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 6:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-only-real-thing-i-did-to-my-car-all-winter/243966/25 "2009-05-05T06:35:17Z")

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> [@FS: 12 tiki torches and a DVD player](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-12-tiki-torches-and-a-dvd-player/17257/13):
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> Seriously that shield is looks titties…

Jim is talented.

Maybe he could mock up something for me right on that little half oval so I can tuck my exhaust up more to the bumper without burning it.

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**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 6:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-only-real-thing-i-did-to-my-car-all-winter/243966/26 "2009-05-05T06:37:51Z")

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Ricer

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**Author:** ![crazybrew609](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crazybrew609/32/6319_2.png) [@crazybrew609](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crazybrew609)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-only-real-thing-i-did-to-my-car-all-winter/243966/27 "2009-05-05T07:15:56Z")

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> [@Fs:Brand new Yokohamas](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-brand-new-yokohamas/17824/2):
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> Ricer

agreed +1

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**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 8:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-only-real-thing-i-did-to-my-car-all-winter/243966/28 "2009-05-05T08:16:13Z")

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> [@WTB: Huge ass lightbulb](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-huge-ass-lightbulb/17831/4):
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> She was staring you down because you needed rubber gloves?  
> I would have told her if she didn’t quit it you were going to shove a mop handle up her ass.

> [@NYspeed pimps needed](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-pimps-needed/17782/36):
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> I would put more than a mop handle up there. :ahh

Like a baseball bat handle in the rear and a plunger in the front?

FAP FAP FAP FAP

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**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-only-real-thing-i-did-to-my-car-all-winter/243966/29 "2009-05-05T08:21:45Z")

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> [@FS: 1995 mazda mx6](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1995-mazda-mx6/11919/57):
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> Like a baseball bat handle in the rear and a plunger in the front?
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> FAP FAP FAP FAP

wat

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**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-only-real-thing-i-did-to-my-car-all-winter/243966/30 "2009-05-05T08:27:44Z")

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There was a post on here a while ago that turned into us discussing sticking a plunger on a girls vagina and a baseball bat up her ass for stimulation of that clitoris and the g spot at the same time

 ![http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/relevant_to_my_interests1.jpg](http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/relevant_to_my_interests1.jpg)

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**Author:** ![slwrthnu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slwrthnu/32/6296_2.png) [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 8:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-only-real-thing-i-did-to-my-car-all-winter/243966/31 "2009-05-05T08:37:58Z")

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> [@Another Scammer : Lauren Chameli(?)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-scammer-lauren-chameli/17819/14):
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> Jim is talented.
> 
> Maybe he could mock up something for me right on that little half oval so I can tuck my exhaust up more to the bumper without burning it.

let’s do it. i need more experience with carbon fiber. and jim can sit around and drink.

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**Author:** ![slwrthnu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slwrthnu/32/6296_2.png) [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-only-real-thing-i-did-to-my-car-all-winter/243966/32 "2009-05-05T08:38:19Z")

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> [@I'd run him...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/id-run-him/17813/18):
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> There was a post on here a while ago that turned into us discussing sticking a plunger on a girls vagina and a baseball bat up her ass for stimulation of that clitoris and the g spot at the same time
> 
> ![http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/relevant_to_my_interests1.jpg](http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/relevant_to_my_interests1.jpg)

i like where this thread is going.

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**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-only-real-thing-i-did-to-my-car-all-winter/243966/33 "2009-05-05T08:49:08Z")

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> [@I think this will give me nightmares](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-this-will-give-me-nightmares/17842/3):
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> let’s do it. i need more experience with carbon fiber. and jim can sit around and drink.

I just want it on the top of that half circle cut in my front bumper, nothing too obvious. :clap

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-only-real-thing-i-did-to-my-car-all-winter/243966/34 "2009-05-05T08:55:27Z")

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Sooo you want exhaust heat protection.

On your front bumper?

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**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-only-real-thing-i-did-to-my-car-all-winter/243966/35 "2009-05-05T09:01:56Z")

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> [@WTB: Huge ass lightbulb](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-huge-ass-lightbulb/17831/6):
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> i like where this thread is going.

You have my plunger  
 ![http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-15661332.jpg?size=67&uid={F2C0FD5B-3973-4E6F-8B5E-A5B3C06185D7}](http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-15661332.jpg?size=67&uid=%7BF2C0FD5B-3973-4E6F-8B5E-A5B3C06185D7%7D)

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-only-real-thing-i-did-to-my-car-all-winter/243966/36 "2009-05-05T09:02:09Z")

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and my bat  
 ![http://nerdapproved.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/giant-baseball-bat.jpg](http://nerdapproved.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/giant-baseball-bat.jpg)

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**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-only-real-thing-i-did-to-my-car-all-winter/243966/37 "2009-05-05T09:02:39Z")

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and my lube  
 ![http://farm1.static.flickr.com/208/444964641_96c68986e1.jpg?v=0](http://farm1.static.flickr.com/208/444964641_96c68986e1.jpg?v=0)

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**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-only-real-thing-i-did-to-my-car-all-winter/243966/38 "2009-05-05T09:07:03Z")

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![http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/eghatchattack/009.jpg](http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/eghatchattack/009.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-only-real-thing-i-did-to-my-car-all-winter/243966/39 "2009-05-05T09:07:18Z")

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> [@FS: Many Many Turbo Parts](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-many-many-turbo-parts/17789/13):
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> Sooo you want exhaust heat protection.
> 
> On your front bumper?

I want it on my rear bumper dolt.

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 9:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-only-real-thing-i-did-to-my-car-all-winter/243966/40 "2009-05-05T09:13:43Z")

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> [@The Help Give DoS a hand thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-help-give-dos-a-hand-thread/17715/38):
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> I just want it on the top of that half circle cut in my **front bumper** , nothing too obvious. :clap

dont call me a dolt you hussy

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