# The original computer...
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-original-computer/248181
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [November 7, 2009, 4:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-original-computer/248181 "2009-11-07T04:35:05Z")
**Posts on this page:** 12
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@CustomLowz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CustomLowz)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2009, 4:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-original-computer/248181/1 "2009-11-07T04:35:05Z")
The
Original
Computer!!!
This made me
laugh out loud … . …
(So True!)
Memory
was something you lost with age;
An application
was for employment;
A program was a TV
show;
A cursor used profanity.
A
keyboard was a piano;
A web was a spider’s
home;
A virus was the flu;
A CD was a
bank account.
A
hard drive was a long trip on the road;
A mouse
pad was where a mouse lived;
And if you had a 3.5 inch
floppy.
[](http://img188.imageshack.us/i/floppy.gif/)
You
just hoped nobody ever found
out!?!
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### Author:  [@silveradoman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/silveradoman)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2009, 5:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-original-computer/248181/2 "2009-11-07T05:18:03Z")
not funny
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### Author:  [@CustomLowz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CustomLowz)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2009, 6:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-original-computer/248181/3 "2009-11-07T06:45:11Z")
don’t be a hater, because of your 3.5" floppy!
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2009, 7:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-original-computer/248181/4 "2009-11-07T07:22:12Z")
> [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/3309):
>
> don’t be a hater, because of your 3.5" floppy!
win
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2009, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-original-computer/248181/5 "2009-11-07T07:28:29Z")
haha!
plus rep.
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### Author:  [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2009, 8:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-original-computer/248181/6 "2009-11-07T08:59:08Z")
:lol very nice!
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### Author:  [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2009, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-original-computer/248181/7 "2009-11-07T10:48:59Z")
Hahhaa at 3.5" floppy. Hahahaha.
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### Author:  [@zee\_oh\_sex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zee_oh_sex)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2009, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-original-computer/248181/8 "2009-11-07T10:50:30Z")
not bad not bad…
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### Author:  [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2009, 8:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-original-computer/248181/9 "2009-11-07T20:52:52Z")
5.25" checking in :rofl
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### Author:  [@OsoiNA6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OsoiNA6)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2009, 9:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-original-computer/248181/10 "2009-11-07T21:10:28Z")
> [@E92 M3 Revealed](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/e92-m3-revealed/25498/29):
>
> 5.25" checking in :rofl
Sit down kid.
8" in the house…
Plus pic of someone’s mom handling my deezey back in the day FTW
:lol
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### Author:  [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2009, 9:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-original-computer/248181/11 "2009-11-07T21:20:28Z")
> [@back from the dead...HELP](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/back-from-the-dead-help/25393/7):
>
> Sit down kid.
>
> 8" in the house…
>
> Plus pic of someone’s mom handling my deezey back in the day FTW
>
> 
>
> :lol
:rofl +rep
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### Author:  [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2009, 9:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-original-computer/248181/12 "2009-11-07T21:21:54Z")
> [@back from the dead...HELP](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/back-from-the-dead-help/25393/7):
>
> Sit down kid.
>
> 8" in the house…
>
> Plus pic of someone’s mom handling my deezey back in the day FTW
>
> 
>
> :lol
is it sad, i actually had a processor that took those? :lol