# The Pitman Files: Your one stop shop for advice/comments/videos from a moron. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Automotive\ **Created:** [March 11, 2013, 2:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-pitman-files-your-one-stop-shop-for-advice-comments-videos-from-a-moron/266648 "2013-03-11T14:17:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-pitman-files-your-one-stop-shop-for-advice-comments-videos-from-a-moron/266648/21 "2013-04-01T12:09:23Z")
self ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-pitman-files-your-one-stop-shop-for-advice-comments-videos-from-a-moron/266648/22 "2013-04-01T12:11:51Z")
[http://shift518.com/search.php?searchid=2990767](http://shift518.com/search.php?searchid=2990767) ---
**Author:** ![usmc2801](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/usmc2801/32/6387_2.png) [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-pitman-files-your-one-stop-shop-for-advice-comments-videos-from-a-moron/266648/23 "2013-04-01T12:30:40Z")
> [@So my boss is an a$$hole...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-boss-is-an-a-hole/52170/33): > > [http://shift518.com/search.php?searchid=2990767](http://shift518.com/search.php?searchid=2990767) Rep. :rofl ---
**Author:** ![KillerBlackbird](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/killerblackbird/32/6525_2.png) [@KillerBlackbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KillerBlackbird)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-pitman-files-your-one-stop-shop-for-advice-comments-videos-from-a-moron/266648/24 "2013-04-01T12:36:12Z")
Plus rep for naming your own threads “Pitman Files”. ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-pitman-files-your-one-stop-shop-for-advice-comments-videos-from-a-moron/266648/25 "2013-04-01T13:03:01Z")
All the times I have been pulled over, at a bar when cops come, or kicked out of places for BMX or skating back in the day… I never got kicked in the stomach. PROBABLY BECASUE I WASNT A DICK AND DID WHAT THEY SAY… You know, showing respect. Dumb bitch needs to listen to herself… @ :55 - 1:02. " He jus dednt want me askin him any quesins, n when I did he kicked me." Clearly there is a bunch of retarded actions taking place, AKA a reason the cops were called in the first place. THEN there was a reason your babys daddy got tased. THEN… you still must have been out of line, getting in the way and got the attention turned on you. Why is this hard to follow? Also, sometimes its not easy to see the difference between a fat black chick and a prego black chick… just saying. this society would be much better, and easier to deal with if people werent douchebags all the time acting like they are never wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-pitman-files-your-one-stop-shop-for-advice-comments-videos-from-a-moron/266648/26 "2013-04-01T13:03:03Z")
> [@FS- 1990 Suzuki GS500 Streetfighter $1500!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1990-suzuki-gs500-streetfighter-1500/51327/17): > > Plus rep for naming your own threads “Pitman Files”. Slight editing may have been involved :ninja ---
**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-pitman-files-your-one-stop-shop-for-advice-comments-videos-from-a-moron/266648/27 "2013-04-01T13:07:08Z")
Video or didnt happen ---
**Author:** ![usmc2801](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/usmc2801/32/6387_2.png) [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-pitman-files-your-one-stop-shop-for-advice-comments-videos-from-a-moron/266648/28 "2013-04-01T13:26:28Z")
> [@Another new Whip - Go Go Gadjet Turbo Cobalt!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-new-whip-go-go-gadjet-turbo-cobalt/50306/59): > > Video or didnt happen This, was probably the husband. N!&&@$ just trying to get a quick dollar from the city. ---
**Author:** ![Jeremiah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeremiah/32/6318_2.png) [@Jeremiah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeremiah)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 3:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-pitman-files-your-one-stop-shop-for-advice-comments-videos-from-a-moron/266648/29 "2013-04-01T15:11:50Z")
I’ve gone 31 years without getting kicked in the stomach by an officer because I’ve gone 31 years without putting myself in the position to get kicked in the stomach by an officer. ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2013, 8:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-pitman-files-your-one-stop-shop-for-advice-comments-videos-from-a-moron/266648/30 "2013-04-02T08:17:21Z")
> [@FS: Ford 8.8 Lock Right Locker](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-ford-8-8-lock-right-locker/52145/5): > > I’ve gone 31 years without getting kicked in the stomach by an officer because I’ve gone 31 years without putting myself in the position to get kicked in the stomach by an officer. Exactly. ---
**Author:** ![91teg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91teg/32/6304_2.png) [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2013, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-pitman-files-your-one-stop-shop-for-advice-comments-videos-from-a-moron/266648/31 "2013-04-02T08:53:43Z")
Yea im sure she was just calmly asking him questions to… ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2013, 9:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-pitman-files-your-one-stop-shop-for-advice-comments-videos-from-a-moron/266648/32 "2013-04-02T09:13:46Z")
well I got kicked today by an officer. I guess I shouldnt have been such a dick to him. ---
**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2013, 10:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-pitman-files-your-one-stop-shop-for-advice-comments-videos-from-a-moron/266648/33 "2013-04-02T10:02:53Z")
im sure she is innocent, probably wasnt making the cops job a nightmare. ---
**Author:** ![Boxersix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxersix/32/6327_2.png) [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2013, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-pitman-files-your-one-stop-shop-for-advice-comments-videos-from-a-moron/266648/34 "2013-04-02T12:43:17Z")
> [@Reccommendations for exhaust for the Roush?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/reccommendations-for-exhaust-for-the-roush/52176/5): > > Slight editing may have been involved :ninja :rofl ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2013, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-pitman-files-your-one-stop-shop-for-advice-comments-videos-from-a-moron/266648/35 "2013-04-02T12:46:03Z")
She was prolly being an asshole and totally disrespectful and the cop made a judgement call and decided she’s not fit to be a parent. ---
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2013, 3:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-pitman-files-your-one-stop-shop-for-advice-comments-videos-from-a-moron/266648/36 "2013-04-02T15:10:18Z")
My dads K9 bit a pregnant lady in the stomach in 1986. It was fair game back then though. ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-pitman-files-your-one-stop-shop-for-advice-comments-videos-from-a-moron/266648/37 "2013-04-03T11:49:18Z")
“ **The Pitman Files: Your one stop shop for advice/comments/videos from a moron.”** Moron? Somebody is butt hurt. Is that grounds for a personal attack? ---
**Author:** ![d\_gage](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/d_gage/32/6321_2.png) [@d\_gage](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/d_gage)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-pitman-files-your-one-stop-shop-for-advice-comments-videos-from-a-moron/266648/38 "2013-04-03T11:58:32Z")
> [@who tunes?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-tunes/52225/6): > > “ **The Pitman Files: Your one stop shop for advice/comments/videos from a moron.”** > > > > Moron? Somebody is butt hurt. Is that grounds for a personal attack? gotta agree here. ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-pitman-files-your-one-stop-shop-for-advice-comments-videos-from-a-moron/266648/39 "2013-04-03T12:03:35Z")
The change that was done by another moderator has been discussed and addressed. ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2013, 11:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-pitman-files-your-one-stop-shop-for-advice-comments-videos-from-a-moron/266648/40 "2013-08-02T23:15:10Z")
Well I’ll be damned, pitman was right about something. > **The FBI appears to have begun using a novel form of electronic surveillance in criminal investigations: remotely activating a mobile phone’s microphone and using it to eavesdrop on nearby conversations.** > The technique is called a “roving bug,” and was approved by top U.S. Department of Justice officials for use against members of a New York organized crime family who were wary of conventional surveillance techniques such as tailing a suspect or wiretapping him. > -2006 > **[CNET: Product reviews, advice, how-tos and the latest news](https://www.cnet.com/)** > > Get full-length product reviews, the latest news, tech coverage, daily deals, and category deep dives from CNET experts worldwide. Then again, even a broken clock is right twice a day… [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-pitman-files-your-one-stop-shop-for-advice-comments-videos-from-a-moron/266648.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-pitman-files-your-one-stop-shop-for-advice-comments-videos-from-a-moron/266648.md?page=3)