# The Plan
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-plan/244265
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [May 20, 2009, 10:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-plan/244265 "2009-05-20T10:02:57Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [May 20, 2009, 10:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-plan/244265/1 "2009-05-20T10:02:57Z")
You gotta love Robin Williams…Even if he’s nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
Robin Williams’ plan…(Hard to argue with this logic!)
‘I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here’s one plan.’
1. 'The US will apologize to the world for our ‘interference’ in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those ‘good ‘ole’ boys’, we will never ‘interfere’ again.
2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting withGermany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don’t want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We’ll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They’re illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don’t like it there, change it yourself and don’t hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don’t need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5. No foreign ‘students’ over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don’t attend classes, they get a ‘D’ and it’s back home baby.
6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while
7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don’t like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not ‘interfere.’ They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don’t need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us ‘Ugly Americans’ any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH…learn it…or LEAVE…Now, isn’t that a winner of a plan?
'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying ‘Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and she’s yelling, ‘you want a piece of me?’ ’
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### Author:  [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [May 20, 2009, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-plan/244265/2 "2009-05-20T10:03:08Z")
Got this in an email.
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### Author:  [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [May 20, 2009, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-plan/244265/3 "2009-05-20T10:28:50Z")
Is that supposed to be a serious “plan”?
Each point is flawed and it’s “puns” are based without any relevant real world information.
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### Author:  [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [May 20, 2009, 11:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-plan/244265/4 "2009-05-20T11:18:56Z")
I like this plan alot
It should also however include the deportation of fat and ugly people as well
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### Author:  [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [May 20, 2009, 11:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-plan/244265/5 "2009-05-20T11:20:31Z")
No I just found it funny.
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### Author:  [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [May 20, 2009, 5:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-plan/244265/6 "2009-05-20T17:36:06Z")
> [@Is therr a TTT or TT C5 in the area?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-therr-a-ttt-or-tt-c5-in-the-area/17926/17):
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> I like this plan alot
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> It should also however include the deportation of fat and ugly people as well
Nah, then comedy central will go out of business.
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### Author:  [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [May 20, 2009, 6:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-plan/244265/7 "2009-05-20T18:13:35Z")
> [@my nightmare (turbo)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-nightmare-turbo/18370/18):
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> Nah, then comedy central will go out of business.
lol
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [May 20, 2009, 6:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-plan/244265/8 "2009-05-20T18:15:23Z")
Isnt this one of those random internet things where the source is questionable?
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### Author:  [@car\_ramrod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/car_ramrod)
#### Post date: [May 20, 2009, 6:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-plan/244265/9 "2009-05-20T18:25:47Z")
My plan is to deport Robin Williams to Nigeria
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [May 20, 2009, 6:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-plan/244265/10 "2009-05-20T18:26:25Z")
can people be deported to a country they arent from though?
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### Author:  [@car\_ramrod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/car_ramrod)
#### Post date: [May 20, 2009, 6:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-plan/244265/11 "2009-05-20T18:45:46Z")
> [@PJB"](#):
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> can people be deported to a country they arent from though?
wow…just wow
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### Author:  [@Z28LT1Rocket](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Z28LT1Rocket)
#### Post date: [May 20, 2009, 6:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-plan/244265/12 "2009-05-20T18:53:12Z")
I couldnt of said it any better myself!:thumbup:number1
ROBIN WILLIAMS 4 prez!
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### Author:  [@car\_ramrod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/car_ramrod)
#### Post date: [May 20, 2009, 7:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-plan/244265/13 "2009-05-20T19:06:25Z")
people like you need to be deported if you think that plan actually makes any sense
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### Author:  [@Z28LT1Rocket](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Z28LT1Rocket)
#### Post date: [May 20, 2009, 7:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-plan/244265/14 "2009-05-20T19:27:04Z")
okay dude with the talaban signiture:rofl:tongue
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### Author:  [@car\_ramrod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/car_ramrod)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2009, 6:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-plan/244265/15 "2009-05-21T06:01:55Z")
yes…that is exactly it, I am in the Taliban, you figured it out
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### Author:  [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2009, 6:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-plan/244265/16 "2009-05-21T06:03:43Z")
> [@MY NEW TOY.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-new-toy/18369/22):
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> yes…that is exactly it, I am in the Taliban, you figured it out
team american FTMFW
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### Author:  [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2009, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-plan/244265/17 "2009-05-21T09:03:48Z")
> [@Best place to get engine?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-place-to-get-engine/18380/9):
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> team america FTMFW
+1!!!
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### Author:  [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2009, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-plan/244265/18 "2009-05-21T10:48:16Z")
> [@WNYFBody stolen...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wnyfbody-stolen/18366/53):
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> I couldnt of said it any better myself!:thumbup:number1
> ROBIN WILLIAMS 4 prez!
You actually believe it’s from him and worse yet, actually agree with that flawed logic?
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### Author:  [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2009, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-plan/244265/19 "2009-05-21T11:00:45Z")
It’s a chain email folks. I just found some of the points funny. None of these would work. None of them are plausible ideas.
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### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2009, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-plan/244265/20 "2009-05-21T11:06:45Z")
> [@WNYFBody stolen...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wnyfbody-stolen/18366/53):
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> I couldnt of said it any better myself!:thumbup:number1
> ROBIN WILLIAMS 4 prez!
I seriously think your IQ drops daily. This was obviously a joke :retardclap
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