# the poker player **URL:** \ **Category:** SON240sx Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 17, 2009, 9:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-poker-player/124548 "2009-05-17T09:25:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![kix89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kix89/32/5689_2.png) [@kix89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kix89)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2009, 9:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-poker-player/124548/1 "2009-05-17T09:25:34Z")
not sure if this is old or not, but i lol’d at it Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped a card on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob’s wife, Sue wasn’t wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob’s wife followed and asked, ‘Did you see anything that you like under there?’ Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did. She said, ‘Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500.’ After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested. Sue told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday afternoons and Jim didn’t, Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon. When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob’s house at 2 p.m. sharp - and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 - they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed. Jim quickly dressed and left. As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 p.m. And upon arriving, asked his wife: ‘Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?’ With a lump in her throat Sue answered ‘Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes’. Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, ‘And did he give you $500?’ Sue, using her best poker face, replied, ‘Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500.’ Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, ‘He came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised he’d stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.’ Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2009, 9:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-poker-player/124548/2 "2009-05-17T09:34:39Z")
hahah never heard that one. Pretty awesome joke! ---
**Author:** ![em\_5ive](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/em_5ive/32/5707_2.png) [@em\_5ive](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/em_5ive)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2009, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-poker-player/124548/3 "2009-05-17T10:04:39Z")
HAHA. That is jokes. worst part is she can’t say shit! ---
**Author:** ![Nate\_Drake](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nate_drake/32/5704_2.png) [@Nate\_Drake](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nate_Drake)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2009, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-poker-player/124548/4 "2009-05-17T10:31:43Z")
lmao thats a good one ---
**Author:** ![Skinny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skinny/32/5584_2.png) [@Skinny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skinny)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2009, 10:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-poker-player/124548/5 "2009-05-17T10:55:32Z")
hahahahaha thats a good one. ---
**Author:** ![imported\_Jared](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_jared/32/5660_2.png) [@imported\_Jared](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Jared)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2009, 3:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-poker-player/124548/6 "2009-05-17T15:17:41Z")
haha jokes. We should set up a private online SON tournament. $10 or $20 or something…would be fun. ---
**Author:** ![TorontoGT-R33](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torontogt-r33/32/5500_2.png) [@TorontoGT-R33](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TorontoGT-R33)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2009, 3:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-poker-player/124548/7 "2009-05-17T15:31:48Z")
> [@Swithing BACK to conventional oil from synthetic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/swithing-back-to-conventional-oil-from-synthetic/21952/44): > > Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! > [@Wind Turbines Yes or no?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wind-turbines-yes-or-no/22044/3): > > haha jokes. We should set up a private online SON tournament. $10 or $20 or something…would be fun. ^^^^ NOW THAT’S a poker player my friends!!! Turns a poker joke thread into a shameless “Private online SON poker tournament” plug LOL! Good joke, I loved it! ---
**Author:** ![Fobwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ea924/32.png) [@Fobwall](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fobwall)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 11:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-poker-player/124548/8 "2009-05-18T23:24:46Z")
OLD and there’s been many different versions of this story. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_TK](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sunny_tk/32/5550_2.png) [@Sunny\_TK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sunny_TK)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 5:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-poker-player/124548/9 "2009-05-19T05:44:15Z")
I heard this joke last week at my buddy’s house! lol ---
**Author:** ![MIKE-240sx](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike-240sx/32/5665_2.png) [@MIKE-240sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MIKE-240sx)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 6:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-poker-player/124548/10 "2009-05-19T06:15:34Z")
lol nice joke. haha ---
**Author:** ![tatti](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tatti/32/5742_2.png) [@tatti](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tatti)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 1:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-poker-player/124548/11 "2009-05-19T13:29:23Z")
Haha made me chuckle a bit