# The post copies of your pay stubs thread

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-post-copies-of-your-pay-stubs-thread/69181>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [June 15, 2009, 11:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-post-copies-of-your-pay-stubs-thread/69181 "2009-06-15T11:12:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![walter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/walter/32/7202_2.png) [@walter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/walter)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-post-copies-of-your-pay-stubs-thread/69181/21 "2009-06-15T11:28:47Z")

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> [@Joe](#):
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> All I’ll say to start is that I pay $923.93 in taxes every 2 weeks. I really need a sham marraige. 🖕

Good idea, we should post our deductions so that it requires some modicum of intelligence to figure out how much we make. I pay over $1k every 2 weeks (on base pay)… and claim 4 exemptions… and I’m single… and I make a bunch of money on 1099s with no withholdings.

That’s depressing to think about…

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**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-post-copies-of-your-pay-stubs-thread/69181/22 "2009-06-15T11:29:29Z")

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![http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c153/dyepball1/untitled.jpg?t=1245090512](http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c153/dyepball1/untitled.jpg?t=1245090512)

Chumps

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-post-copies-of-your-pay-stubs-thread/69181/23 "2009-06-15T11:29:52Z")

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> [@Toda Party](#):
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> ^^^ i now pronounce u Joe & Larry?

My chick’s hot British friend wants to marry an American dude so she can stay here after her student visa is up. She was offering $3k. Add that to a few hundred a week in tax savings, and the fact that i have 2 rooms in my house that i rent, and it would really be a seamless transition. Plus, she’d be legally obligated to smash :tup:

EDIT: $923.93 in taxes on base pay every 2 weeks. 2 exemptions. Bonus and stock options not included because they’re arbitrary.

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**Author:** ![walter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/walter/32/7202_2.png) [@walter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/walter)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-post-copies-of-your-pay-stubs-thread/69181/24 "2009-06-15T11:29:54Z")

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> [@tpgsr](#):
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> and after 20 posts, there are no paystubs and I am the only one who actually posted what I make.

Come on, someone with a calculator could figure out my salary from what I just posted…

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**Author:** ![walter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/walter/32/7202_2.png) [@walter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/walter)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-post-copies-of-your-pay-stubs-thread/69181/25 "2009-06-15T11:30:44Z")

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MOBOOST4U FTW

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**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 11:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-post-copies-of-your-pay-stubs-thread/69181/26 "2009-06-15T11:31:28Z")

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> [@walter](#):
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> Come on, someone with a calculator could figure out my salary from what I just posted…

I estimated it to just around 100K depending on if you are making straight salary or if some of it is commission and therefore taxed much higher.

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 11:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-post-copies-of-your-pay-stubs-thread/69181/27 "2009-06-15T11:31:57Z")

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> [@Joe](#):
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> My chick’s hot British friend wants to marry an American dude so she can stay here after her student visa is up. She was offering $3k. Add that to a few hundred a week in tax savings, and the fact that i have 2 rooms in my house that i rent, and it would really be a seamless transition. Plus, she’d be legally obligated to smash :tup:
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> EDIT: $923.93 in taxes on base pay every 2 weeks. 2 exemptions. Bonus and stock options not included because they’re arbitrary.

i still need to meet british chick. i hear she has a crazy right hook.

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**Author:** ![walter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/walter/32/7202_2.png) [@walter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/walter)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 11:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-post-copies-of-your-pay-stubs-thread/69181/28 "2009-06-15T11:33:07Z")

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> [@tpgsr](#):
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> I estimated it to just around 100K depending on if you are making straight salary or if some of it is commission and therefore taxed much higher.

I’m salaried exempt, no OT, no commission, no bonus pay in that #.

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**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-post-copies-of-your-pay-stubs-thread/69181/29 "2009-06-15T11:34:12Z")

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> [@Joe](#):
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> My chick’s hot British friend wants to marry an American dude so she can stay here after her student visa is up. She was offering $3k. Add that to a few hundred a week in tax savings, and the fact that i have 2 rooms in my house that i rent, and it would really be a seamless transition. Plus, she’d be legally obligated to smash :tup:
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> EDIT: $923.93 in taxes on base pay every 2 weeks. 2 exemptions. Bonus and stock options not included because they’re arbitrary.

GIVE HER MY #… SHE WILL NOT HAVE TO PAY JUST “MAKE IT TO THE HEAD” ONCE A WEEK AND WE HAVE A DEAL

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**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-post-copies-of-your-pay-stubs-thread/69181/30 "2009-06-15T11:35:28Z")

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> [@tpgsr](#):
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> and after 20 posts, there are no paystubs and I am the only one who actually posted what I make.

No wai brah! My shit is public. well 1099’s excluded. But i do not invest. :mamoru:

> **[United States Military Montly Pay](https://www.militaryfactory.com/military_pay_scale.php)**
>
> Page details the 2024 (5.2% raise) United States military base pay scale for the Army, Navy, USAF, USMC, and USCG services in chart format.

[http://www.defensetravel.dod.mil/pdcgi/bah/bahsrch.cgi](http://www.defensetravel.dod.mil/pdcgi/bah/bahsrch.cgi)  
[http://www.military.com/benefits/military-pay/basic-allowance-for-subsistence](http://www.military.com/benefits/military-pay/basic-allowance-for-subsistence)

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**Author:** ![Toda\_Party](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/toda_party/32/7354_2.png) [@Toda\_Party](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Toda_Party)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-post-copies-of-your-pay-stubs-thread/69181/31 "2009-06-15T11:37:10Z")

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> [@Joe](#):
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> My chick’s hot British friend wants to marry an American dude so she can stay here after her student visa is up. She was offering $3k. Add that to a few hundred a week in tax savings, and the fact that i have 2 rooms in my house that i rent, and it would really be a seamless transition. Plus, she’d be legally obligated to smash :tup:
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> EDIT: $923.93 in taxes on base pay every 2 weeks. 2 exemptions. Bonus and stock options not included because they’re arbitrary.

ppl pay like tens of thousands for that, i’d try to get at least 10K and anal 3x/ week

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-post-copies-of-your-pay-stubs-thread/69181/32 "2009-06-15T11:37:48Z")

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eh fuck it. Now everyone can share my tax woes ☹

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**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 11:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-post-copies-of-your-pay-stubs-thread/69181/33 "2009-06-15T11:38:22Z")

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20 viewing.  
All of them are ballers.

I’m not home, so I don’t have access to it. I don’t even have a stub handy.

EDIT: lol, tried to scroll on the ^ attachment. Monday isn’t over fast enough today.

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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-post-copies-of-your-pay-stubs-thread/69181/34 "2009-06-15T11:40:05Z")

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We all know this is just going to be a multi-page shit fest.

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**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-post-copies-of-your-pay-stubs-thread/69181/35 "2009-06-15T11:40:17Z")

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> [@cougarspeed](#):
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> No wai brah! My shit is public. well 1099’s excluded. But i do not invest. :mamoru:
> 
> [United States Military Montly Pay](http://www.militaryfactory.com/military_pay_scale.asp)  
> [http://www.defensetravel.dod.mil/pdcgi/bah/bahsrch.cgi](http://www.defensetravel.dod.mil/pdcgi/bah/bahsrch.cgi)  
> [http://www.military.com/benefits/military-pay/basic-allowance-for-subsistence](http://www.military.com/benefits/military-pay/basic-allowance-for-subsistence)

:word: Mine was E5 over 8 years with Dependants in 14216 BAH + combat pay

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