# The problem with internet girlfriends

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-problem-with-internet-girlfriends/248614>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [November 25, 2009, 5:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-problem-with-internet-girlfriends/248614 "2009-11-25T05:31:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 5:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-problem-with-internet-girlfriends/248614/1 "2009-11-25T05:31:14Z")

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![http://208.116.9.205/10/content/20431/1.jpg](http://208.116.9.205/10/content/20431/1.jpg)

 ![http://i838.photobucket.com/albums/zz304/votblindub2/Other/1248808469492.png](http://i838.photobucket.com/albums/zz304/votblindub2/Other/1248808469492.png)

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**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 5:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-problem-with-internet-girlfriends/248614/2 "2009-11-25T05:43:55Z")

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Thats enough to end her life.

Yup./

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**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 5:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-problem-with-internet-girlfriends/248614/3 "2009-11-25T05:50:28Z")

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I dont know about you guys but I love a nice ass on a girl and nothing better than “hittin’ it from da back”, so why not have a nice FUPA? It’s like a fat ass but in the front! Two is better than one! :thumbup

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 5:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-problem-with-internet-girlfriends/248614/4 "2009-11-25T05:55:30Z")

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Isn’t my pug so cute guys? He’s a real deal champion.

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**Author:** ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 5:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-problem-with-internet-girlfriends/248614/5 "2009-11-25T05:55:34Z")

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That’s what that ass bag gets for having an internet girlfriend.

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**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 5:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-problem-with-internet-girlfriends/248614/6 "2009-11-25T05:56:10Z")

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> [@NYSPEED UPGRADE COMMENTS, PROBLEMS AND SUGGESTIONS POST HERE ONLY!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-upgrade-comments-problems-and-suggestions-post-here-only/24454/191):
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> Thats enough to end her life.
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> Yup./

good one less fatty out there

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**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 5:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-problem-with-internet-girlfriends/248614/7 "2009-11-25T05:56:47Z")

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> [@NYSPEED UPGRADE COMMENTS, PROBLEMS AND SUGGESTIONS POST HERE ONLY!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-upgrade-comments-problems-and-suggestions-post-here-only/24454/192):
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> I dont know about you guys but I love a nice ass on a girl and nothing better than “hittin’ it from da back”, so why not have a nice FUPA? It’s like a fat ass but in the front! Two is better than one! :thumbup

OMFG Steve

FFUCK YOU

🤣rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

My office things im a retard right now from laughing so hard

🤣rofl

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 5:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-problem-with-internet-girlfriends/248614/8 "2009-11-25T05:59:50Z")

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> [@Pics of my sti. lowered, lip, rims, washed.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pics-of-my-sti-lowered-lip-rims-washed/26270/88):
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> Isn’t my pug so cute guys? He’s a real deal champion.

oh please your fupa is way bigger than that.

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 6:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-problem-with-internet-girlfriends/248614/9 "2009-11-25T06:07:37Z")

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> [@RANT re: Cops](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-re-cops/26272/90):
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> oh please your fupa is way bigger than that.

:rofl

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 6:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-problem-with-internet-girlfriends/248614/10 "2009-11-25T06:23:27Z")

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> [@NYSPEED UPGRADE COMMENTS, PROBLEMS AND SUGGESTIONS POST HERE ONLY!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-upgrade-comments-problems-and-suggestions-post-here-only/24454/191):
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> Thats enough to end her life.
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> Yup./

wow, thats pretty fucked up :rofl

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**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 6:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-problem-with-internet-girlfriends/248614/11 "2009-11-25T06:25:44Z")

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Wait so you guys don’t like fat chicks? Seriously?

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 6:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-problem-with-internet-girlfriends/248614/12 "2009-11-25T06:26:15Z")

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who wants to fuck a fatty, seriously.

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**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 6:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-problem-with-internet-girlfriends/248614/13 "2009-11-25T06:28:37Z")

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> [@3/25/07 crusie?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/3-25-07-crusie/26255/25):
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> who wants to fuck a fatty, seriously.

The way I look at it is, say the girl weighs 250, that’s like pretty much having two 125lb girls in your bed the same time! Does not get any better than that!! :rofl

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 6:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-problem-with-internet-girlfriends/248614/14 "2009-11-25T06:28:42Z")

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> [@3/25/07 crusie?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/3-25-07-crusie/26255/25):
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> who wants to fuck a fatty, seriously.

trying.hard.to.hold.back.bad.joke!

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 6:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-problem-with-internet-girlfriends/248614/15 "2009-11-25T06:29:57Z")

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> [@E92 M3 Revealed](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/e92-m3-revealed/25498/57):
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> The way I look at it is, say the girl weighs 250, that’s like pretty much having two 125lb girls in your bed the same time! Does not get any better than that!! :rofl

and if shes 32 its like two 16 yearolds?:excited

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**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 6:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-problem-with-internet-girlfriends/248614/16 "2009-11-25T06:33:15Z")

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> [@RANT re: Cops](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-re-cops/26272/94):
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> and if shes 32 its like two 16 yearolds?:excited

exactly!

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 6:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-problem-with-internet-girlfriends/248614/17 "2009-11-25T06:34:16Z")

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> [@RANT re: Cops](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-re-cops/26272/90):
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> oh please your fupa is way bigger than that.

reminded me of “Don’t sell yourself short, Judge, you’re a tremendous slouch” :lmao :lmao

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 6:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-problem-with-internet-girlfriends/248614/18 "2009-11-25T06:49:45Z")

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> [@ninety1two40"](#):
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> exactly!

im game! fatgirl friday is in effect this friday! come out with us?:thumbup

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**Author:** ![Dread](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dread/32/6544_2.png) [@Dread](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dread)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 6:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-problem-with-internet-girlfriends/248614/19 "2009-11-25T06:59:43Z")

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> [@kramerbuccs24"](#):
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> reminded me of “Don’t sell yourself short, Judge, you’re a tremendous slouch” :lmao :lmao

:lol

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**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-problem-with-internet-girlfriends/248614/20 "2009-11-25T07:03:33Z")

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I would like to know what this dude looks like

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