# The problem with internet girlfriends **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 25, 2009, 5:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-problem-with-internet-girlfriends/248614 "2009-11-25T05:31:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-problem-with-internet-girlfriends/248614/21 "2009-11-25T07:15:34Z")
> [@Hottest Acura Ever?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hottest-acura-ever/26330/4): > > I would like to know what this dude looks like yeah LOL hes prolly a biggen himself… they can have fupa fights ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 7:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-problem-with-internet-girlfriends/248614/22 "2009-11-25T07:24:46Z")
> [@kramerbuccs24"](#): > > reminded me of “Don’t sell yourself short, Judge, you’re a tremendous slouch” :lmao :lmao :rofl nice. fattys are cool for a few reasons: 1. fat makes it hard to reach your ‘zones’ so to masturbate they just rub clit, instead of getting toys and stretching out the poon with a rubber fist= **tighter poon** 2. their lives, much like mine, are filled with rejection. therefore they generally havent had many partners= **tighter poon** 1. hungry= **more blowjobs** 2. low self esteem= **loads and loads of semen in and especially around mouth** 3. mystery folds= **whoops, slipped it in the back door, best to keep going at this point** (refer to #4 as to why they wont stop you) 4. fat chicks means lots of food= **can make you delicious cake after you pummel her insides with your man meat** 5. extra cushion= **no “I’m too sore from earlier/last night” excuses** **fattys=win** until you go to show her off to your friends :shifty ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 7:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-problem-with-internet-girlfriends/248614/23 "2009-11-25T07:26:27Z")
He does make a pursuasive argument… ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 9:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-problem-with-internet-girlfriends/248614/24 "2009-11-25T09:11:10Z")
+rep to Sir Fizzle. I lol’d hard. Edit: After I spread rep I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 9:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-problem-with-internet-girlfriends/248614/25 "2009-11-25T09:37:01Z")
Even though I’m fat, you won’t ever catch me in bed with a fat chick. Except maybe three or four times, but there are plenty of valid excuses for that. First one being I am also fat. ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 10:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-problem-with-internet-girlfriends/248614/26 "2009-11-25T10:20:06Z")
Nobody’s judging anybody over on this side. You do what you gotta do. :thumbup ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-problem-with-internet-girlfriends/248614/27 "2009-11-25T10:27:46Z")
I have never banged a fat chick. I dont really want to. I probably wont. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 3:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-problem-with-internet-girlfriends/248614/28 "2009-11-25T15:58:24Z")
What is it with fat chicks and pugs anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2009, 8:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-problem-with-internet-girlfriends/248614/29 "2009-11-26T20:27:29Z")
:facepalm ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2009, 8:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-problem-with-internet-girlfriends/248614/30 "2009-11-26T20:28:23Z")
Genuinely LOL’d :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2009, 8:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-problem-with-internet-girlfriends/248614/31 "2009-11-26T20:50:26Z")
the deception of online women continue …Internet Girlfriends= Rock Bottom… ![http://i679.photobucket.com/albums/vv159/dc2jim/rockbottom.jpg](http://i679.photobucket.com/albums/vv159/dc2jim/rockbottom.jpg) [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-problem-with-internet-girlfriends/248614.md?page=1)