# The purina Diet
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-purina-diet/183857
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [July 28, 2006, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-purina-diet/183857 "2006-07-28T10:40:57Z")
**Posts on this page:** 12
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-purina-diet/183857/1 "2006-07-28T10:40:57Z")
I have a Yellow Lab & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I’d been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
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### Author:  [@Slim\_06\_F-150](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Slim_06_F-150)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-purina-diet/183857/2 "2006-07-28T10:45:49Z")
so you ate dogfood? or is this a joke of some sort?
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### Author:  [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-purina-diet/183857/3 "2006-07-28T10:46:51Z")
hahahahahahahah
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### Author:  [@yamaha](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamaha)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-purina-diet/183857/4 "2006-07-28T10:47:36Z")
🤣
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### Author:  [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 11:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-purina-diet/183857/5 "2006-07-28T11:20:03Z")
🤣
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### Author:  [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-purina-diet/183857/6 "2006-07-28T11:25:38Z")
🤣
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### Author:  [@imported\_SINISTER](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_SINISTER)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-purina-diet/183857/7 "2006-07-28T11:28:42Z")
so thats why you breath stinks so damn bad
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### Author:  [@mustang03gt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mustang03gt)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-purina-diet/183857/8 "2006-07-28T11:30:25Z")
what i wouldnt have done to be standing in line while that conversation was going on. LOL
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### Author:  [@ninjenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninjenn)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 11:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-purina-diet/183857/9 "2006-07-28T11:38:42Z")
> [@mustang03gt](#):
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> what i wouldnt have done to be standing in line while that conversation was going on. LOL
X 1028472093803847293847!!! :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:
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### Author:  [@mp3ray](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mp3ray)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 11:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-purina-diet/183857/10 "2006-07-28T11:45:09Z")
the sad thing is the lady probably had no clue and didn’t learn anything
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### Author:  [@4doors5gears](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4doors5gears)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 11:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-purina-diet/183857/11 "2006-07-28T11:46:02Z")
Haha this had me cracking up for like 5 minutes in my chair.
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### Author:  [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-purina-diet/183857/12 "2006-07-28T11:59:13Z")
hahahahaha