# The Rant

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-rant/80892>\
**Category:** SON240sx Off Topic\
**Created:** [April 20, 2004, 8:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-rant/80892 "2004-04-20T20:47:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![dip](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dip/32/5479_2.png) [@dip](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dip)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 8:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-rant/80892/1 "2004-04-20T20:47:54Z")

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Hey

I am not a ricer, or a drag racer.

I don’t live in dudebridge, use NAWZ, or own a Honda,

and I don’t know about weapen-r, Bomz, or R1,

although im certain they are really, really shit.

I have rear wheel drive, not front wheel drive

I speak English and French, not ricer.

I pronounce it “nitrous” not “NAWZZZZ!”

I can proudly install my own parts on my car

I believe in driving a car, not showing a car

drifting, not ass draging

and that the hampster is a truley proud and nobel animal.

A Civic is a POS

and “NOS” is pronounced “NOS” not “NAWZ,” “NAWWWZZZZZZ!”

Drifting is the second fastest growing sport,

the most interesting sport to participate in,

and THE BEST PART OF DRIVING!!

My name is “Dip,” and “I AM A DRIFTER!!!”

When my car gets on the road anyway

sorry  
i got bored and found the origional in the text book im suposed to be studying.  
i did the best i could

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**Author:** ![AnDrEw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AnDrEw](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AnDrEw)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 8:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-rant/80892/2 "2004-04-20T20:57:15Z")

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:lol: what a useless post

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**Author:** ![dip](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dip/32/5479_2.png) [@dip](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dip)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 8:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-rant/80892/3 "2004-04-20T20:58:05Z")

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shall we start counting yours?

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**Author:** ![Gonad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gonad/32/5481_2.png) [@Gonad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gonad)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 9:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-rant/80892/4 "2004-04-20T21:18:36Z")

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It’s **HAMSTER** not **HAM_P_STER**. :slap:

It’s **NOBLE** not **NOBEL**. :slap:

I wonder if this has anything to do with the **I AM CANADIAN** commericals/campaign.

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**Author:** ![Original\_Nutta](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/original_nutta/32/5474_2.png) [@Original\_Nutta](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Original_Nutta)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 11:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-rant/80892/5 "2004-04-20T23:29:29Z")

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Ugh. It hurts my eyes just reading it.

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**Author:** ![iQuAGoD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f05b48/32.png) [@iQuAGoD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/iQuAGoD)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 11:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-rant/80892/6 "2004-04-20T23:35:44Z")

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> [@dip](#):
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> I pronounce it “nitrous” not “NAWZZZZ!”
> 
> and “NOS” is pronounced “NOS” not “NAWZ,” “NAWWWZZZZZZ!”

Derek the FC is making you Fucking CRAZY.

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**Author:** ![AnDrEw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AnDrEw](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AnDrEw)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 9:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-rant/80892/7 "2004-04-21T09:21:48Z")

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> [@dip](#):
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> shall we start counting yours?

please do Derek.

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**Author:** ![dip](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dip/32/5479_2.png) [@dip](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dip)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-rant/80892/8 "2004-04-21T12:02:09Z")

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thats what FC stands for  
and i did say that i used the origional to make it gonad  
and they spelt nobel nobel

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**Author:** ![prodigy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8491ac/32.png) [@prodigy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/prodigy)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 9:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-rant/80892/9 "2004-04-21T21:47:02Z")

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Well unless the **original** was talking about the peace prize, they **spelled** it wrong!

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**Author:** ![dip](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dip/32/5479_2.png) [@dip](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dip)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-rant/80892/10 "2004-04-22T08:28:28Z")

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i was copying the origional so i dont give a fuck~!

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**Author:** ![JoShYo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/54ee81/32.png) [@JoShYo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JoShYo)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 1:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-rant/80892/11 "2004-04-24T01:14:06Z")

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Dont listen to them Derek… I thought it was beautiful. :lol:

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**Author:** ![SHIFT\_KA24DET](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9bd4f/32.png) [@SHIFT\_KA24DET](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SHIFT_KA24DET)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 8:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-rant/80892/12 "2004-04-24T08:43:45Z")

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> [@JoShYo](#):
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> Dont listen to them Derek… I thought it was beautiful. :lol:

Yes Derek it truly put a tear to my eye…

After I finished hurling in the toilet 😉

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**Author:** ![Pavel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a4c791/32.png) [@Pavel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pavel)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 4:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-rant/80892/13 "2004-04-25T16:16:11Z")

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> [@dip](#):
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> and I don’t know about weapen-r, Bomz, or R1,
> 
> although im certain they are really, really s\*\*t.
> 
> I have rear wheel drive, not front wheel drive

Derek, didn’t you have a Bomz muffler on your s14, with a ghetto exhaust set up?

And if I remember correctly you also had a weapon-r intake?

Not only that, but didn’t we call you a ricer for about the first 6 months of knowing you, but then we got bored?

And even though you have a rear wheel drive, you always seem to drive a FWD escort.

shut up. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Gonad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gonad/32/5481_2.png) [@Gonad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gonad)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-rant/80892/14 "2004-04-25T19:00:05Z")

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To add to Pavel’s list, didn’t Derek run a BOMZ STB group buy about a  
year ago? :owned:

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**Author:** ![dip](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dip/32/5479_2.png) [@dip](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dip)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 4:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-rant/80892/15 "2004-04-26T16:27:44Z")

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[quote=“Pavel”]

> [@dip](#):
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> and I don’t know about weapen-r, Bomz, or R1,
> 
> although im certain they are really, really s\*\*t.
> 
> I have rear wheel drive, not front wheel drive

Derek, didn’t you have a Bomz muffler on your s14, with a ghetto exhaust set up?

And if I remember correctly you also had a weapon-r intake?

Not only that, but didn’t we call you a ricer for about the first 6 months of knowing you, but then we got bored?

And even though you have a rear wheel drive, you always seem to drive a FWD escort.

shut up. :)[/quote]

i had a bomz muffler but thats a straight throung muffler and the exhaust was from quincys car and was suposed to be 100 all said and done, until it fell of on the highway  
I have not and will never have any weapen-r products on my car  
the cone filter i had was a POW-R PLUS i think and it was free.  
as for the ricer bit… so?  
and you still call me ricer  
and mike has a APC filter on his sr and he paid for it!

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**Author:** ![dip](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dip/32/5479_2.png) [@dip](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dip)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 4:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-rant/80892/16 "2004-04-26T16:29:48Z")

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> [@Gonad](#):
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> To add to Pavel’s list, didn’t Derek run a BOMZ STB group buy about a  
> year ago? :owned:

that makes me a ricer?  
selling 45 stbs to you ricers?  
i never even put one on my car  
all you guys did  
ricers

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**Author:** ![Gonad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gonad/32/5481_2.png) [@Gonad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gonad)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 4:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-rant/80892/17 "2004-04-26T16:43:26Z")

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> [@dip](#):
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> [quote=Gonad]To add to Pavel’s list, didn’t Derek run a BOMZ STB group buy about a  
> year ago? :owned:

that makes me a ricer?  
selling 45 stbs to you ricers?  
i never even put one on my car  
all you guys did  
ricers[/quote]

I didn’t call you a ricer in that post. :shock:

Someone needs a :grouphug:

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**Author:** ![SHIFT\_KA24DET](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9bd4f/32.png) [@SHIFT\_KA24DET](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SHIFT_KA24DET)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 4:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-rant/80892/18 "2004-04-26T16:48:25Z")

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Derek is a ricer, he will see the light one day.

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**Author:** ![prodigy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8491ac/32.png) [@prodigy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/prodigy)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 6:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-rant/80892/19 "2004-04-26T18:10:06Z")

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Pfft, telling Pat to tint his taillights. _tsk_ _tsk_

Ricer indeed. 😉

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**Author:** ![Pavel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a4c791/32.png) [@Pavel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pavel)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 9:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-rant/80892/20 "2004-04-26T21:49:19Z")

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derek, lets not get all defensive now, we’re all just kidding around here. And bomex is a ricer, everyone knows that 😉

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