# the real legend!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 16, 2010, 5:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-real-legend/253980 "2010-08-16T05:59:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 5:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-real-legend/253980/1 "2010-08-16T05:59:49Z")
so when i was in college, i can remember being up late one night and scrolling through the tv and i stumbled upon public access. so i was watching this show called THE UNREAL VARIETY SHOW. this dude is a cracked out mother fucker. so anyways i would catch this show here and there and watch it, just to see what he was going to do or say next. time went on, i moved and forgot about this character until saturday night!!! i was at the new colonie pricechopper getting some tasty juice to mix with my everclear and there he was!!! plastic bag and all. i proceeded to follow him from a distance watching his every move. haha cracked out! so as we are watching him im telling my gf all about him and how weird he is. so we leave and i look him up on youtube and hes all over the internet. rayford faulkner is his name and im sure some of u have seen him or his aweful show b4. if u google his name u will find a shit ton of forums and shit on this dude. CRACKED OUT!!! [![http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/9210/33659426.jpg](http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/9210/33659426.jpg)](http://img14.imageshack.us/i/33659426.jpg/) his website is… [http://unrealvarietyshow.tripod.com/](http://unrealvarietyshow.tripod.com/) and u can youtube his show too. he is know around the albany schenectady area as a scumbag who give death threats, makes shit up and is a racist. o very homophobic as well. i have read that he is nothing but a harmless pussy though. ---
**Author:** ![imported\_ST4TUS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_st4tus/32/6290_2.png) [@imported\_ST4TUS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_ST4TUS)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 6:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-real-legend/253980/2 "2010-08-16T06:19:02Z")
DUDE. I watched his show back in the day (amazing, to say the least) He gives out his number at the end of the show. I told him that he was insane and his show was retarded via txt message. He would call me and leave voicemails about how he wanted to kill me and how I was racist etc. It was too funny, his voice and attitude together is just epic. I told him I saw him at ‘the bustop’, ‘the other day’. He responded with : “If I knew that was you staring at me, I would have killed you” I wish I still had those vmails. They were 5-10minutes long too haa ---
**Author:** ![imported\_ST4TUS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_st4tus/32/6290_2.png) [@imported\_ST4TUS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_ST4TUS)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 6:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-real-legend/253980/3 "2010-08-16T06:27:25Z")
ALSO The guy covers himself in bleaching agents (who knows what) and what looks to be baby powder. His reasoning from what I remember is to ‘eliminate stereotypes (being of african decent)’ and some other b/s. FYI : If you want to fire him up, insult his musical talent and movie making capabilities ---
**Author:** ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 6:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-real-legend/253980/4 "2010-08-16T06:29:45Z")
hahaha Scott and I were just talking about this guy last week. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 6:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-real-legend/253980/5 "2010-08-16T06:41:16Z")
i just want to hit his dumb ass with a huge heavy chair right over his neanderthal looking mouth. ---
**Author:** ![zee\_oh\_sex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zee_oh_sex/32/6451_2.png) [@zee\_oh\_sex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zee_oh_sex)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 8:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-real-legend/253980/6 "2010-08-16T08:25:21Z")
:rofl eeeeaaaaassssy big fella ---
**Author:** ![McLen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mclen/32/6354_2.png) [@McLen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McLen)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-real-legend/253980/7 "2010-08-16T08:32:07Z")
I know this guy… He comes into my branch ALL the time. ---
**Author:** ![Yo\_Rita](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yo_rita/32/6450_2.png) [@Yo\_Rita](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yo_Rita)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-real-legend/253980/8 "2010-08-16T08:38:38Z")
Some kids I went to HS with have a petition going to get his show of the air lol. ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-real-legend/253980/9 "2010-08-16T10:46:54Z")
:rofl I REALLYYY thought I was the only one that watched that dumb mofo from time to time. Very funny! ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 11:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-real-legend/253980/10 "2010-08-16T11:18:02Z")
nope been watching for years and i think i have more hatred from it. wait till u see him in person. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 6:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-real-legend/253980/11 "2010-08-16T18:45:18Z")
I remember seeing him years ago and laughing my ass off but didnt realize he’s still on. I also remember watching some old bag that looks like a horse sing terribly and laughing at her too. She couldnt carry a tune in a bucket. ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 6:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-real-legend/253980/12 "2010-08-16T18:51:52Z")
I can picture PJB never laughing. ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 8:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-real-legend/253980/13 "2010-08-16T20:02:13Z")
![http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/2/29638/1119121-000000001087039_riveting_tale_chap_super_super.jpg](http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/2/29638/1119121-000000001087039_riveting_tale_chap_super_super.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![swaiknow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/swaiknow/32/6359_2.png) [@swaiknow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/swaiknow)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 8:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-real-legend/253980/14 "2010-08-16T20:27:39Z")
> [@burnout vid/slideshow](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/burnout-vid-slideshow/34396/4): > > ![http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb150/TOTO-LERO/1087039-riveting_tale_chap_super.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/3/9/398e032896ec2b8fe8906f5d619959b9a48e204d.jpeg) Hahahaha! ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 5:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-real-legend/253980/15 "2010-08-17T05:05:53Z")
> [@FS: Buffalo Bison Tickets \[6 of them\] w/Food Voucher $5 each Tonight 7:30pm](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-buffalo-bison-tickets-6-of-them-w-food-voucher-5-each-tonight-7-30pm/34380/8): > > I can picture PJB never laughing. he laughs at the gym all the time when i make a point to spank my gf repeatedly in front of him while he watches, right PJB? ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 6:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-real-legend/253980/16 "2010-08-17T18:39:47Z")
yeah, and you had me going with the words of wisdom today too ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 4:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-real-legend/253980/17 "2010-08-18T04:27:26Z")
> [@My new toy what do ya think?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-new-toy-what-do-ya-think/34445/2): > > yeah, and you had me going with the words of wisdom today too keep it in your pants PJB! ---
**Author:** ![Yo\_Rita](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yo_rita/32/6450_2.png) [@Yo\_Rita](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yo_Rita)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 11:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-real-legend/253980/18 "2010-08-18T11:10:05Z")
spotted this gem last night in the kohls parking lot, black bag on his head…smiling and shifting around…5 or 6 duffel bags on the ground next to him. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-real-legend/253980/19 "2010-08-18T12:44:01Z")
making his new feature film most likely ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 7:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-real-legend/253980/20 "2010-08-18T19:30:00Z")
> [@New Pics of my STI w/ FMIC on page 4](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-pics-of-my-sti-w-fmic-on-page-4/34322/102): > > keep it in your pants PJB! not a problem for me anyway