# The Real Mike Nice

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**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [July 8, 2009, 3:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-real-mike-nice/203137 "2009-07-08T15:23:21Z")\
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**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2009, 5:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-real-mike-nice/203137/18 "2009-07-08T17:27:01Z")

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> [@WTB: Ice Hockey equipment (elbow pads, pants)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-ice-hockey-equipment-elbow-pads-pants/40307/24):
>
> me a waste?  
> look at you! your profile avatar shows the obvious,  
> you dug out a dirty little fcuk hole in the sand, and your  
> pumping your hips and grinning every time a 12 yr old fat  
> kid rambles by you.
> 
> your mothers so fat she gargles with mint flavored mashed potatoes.
> 
> your girlfriend is so fat her blood type is Ragu.
> 
> now put a cap on your baby popcock, and close the damn door!

I honestly cannot comprehend what you are saying but i’m sure your speaking ebonics of some sort. Enlighten me…

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