# The Real Mike Nice

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-real-mike-nice/203137>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [July 8, 2009, 3:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-real-mike-nice/203137 "2009-07-08T15:23:21Z")\
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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2009, 5:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-real-mike-nice/203137/32 "2009-07-09T05:25:09Z")

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> [@Ideas on legally "hiding" my car!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ideas-on-legally-hiding-my-car/40583/58):
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> :squint:
> 
> lol baleedat keed!!
> 
> don’t make me drop down and do a couple theez, couple theez,  
> to get my arms on swoll,… and chest on deez!
> 
> hahah.
> 
> mike muddafukkin nice fo’ prez’.

You dropped down on all 4 long ago. Is that why you adopted ? cupcake.

> [@wtf part time job](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-part-time-job/40568/42):
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> yeah, look up brian murphy ( stroudsberg pa. )  
> and say he’s not one of the best on the east coast.  
> that’s an actual picture of one of my diggities.

One of the best in a 10,000 person poll of Grade school kids.

> [@TW/FS/FT: 2004 STi Aspen White](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tw-fs-ft-2004-sti-aspen-white/38046/59):
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> shut your cake hole pussydick!  
> your girls puthy smells like hot garbage.  
> now sit down.  
> next!

Pussydick, Did you figure out how to breed a pit to your liking?  
Sit down is a sure enough a call for pussydick.

> [@The all new ducati 848](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-all-new-ducati-848/38268/34):
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> and your best rendition of art, was when you took  
> a fist full of shit outta your diaper, and smeared it  
> all over your grandmothers apartment walls.  
> ya~meeen!?

Yet, It is still better art then that shitty tattoo on your arm.

> [@so the post office lost my blackberry...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-the-post-office-lost-my-blackberry/40563/38):
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> looks like the type of shythound you would find living under your  
> front stoop. i dont believe in barking cats. thats all you liverlips.

You give white people a horrible stereotype.

> [@WTB: Ice Hockey equipment (elbow pads, pants)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-ice-hockey-equipment-elbow-pads-pants/40307/24):
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> me a waste?  
> look at you! your profile avatar shows the obvious,  
> you dug out a dirty little fcuk hole in the sand, and your  
> pumping your hips and grinning every time a 12 yr old fat  
> kid rambles by you.
> 
> your mothers so fat she gargles with mint flavored mashed potatoes.  
> your girlfriend is so fat her blood type is Ragu.  
> now put a cap on your baby popcock, and close the damn door!

HUH ? Seriously HUH ?

> [@FS: 2002 RSX SSM 5spd](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-2002-rsx-ssm-5spd/36465/38):
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> how fast they turn on you…  
> don’t worry mr .rogers, you’ll have your  
> little pedifile forum of goofey 3 tittied liberal men back soon enough.
> 
> adayboy. now go have sex with your mutha.

American Studies have shown: Breeding dogs and fornicating with mothers is common.

> [@FS: Vizio 37'' HDTV VX37L](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-vizio-37-hdtv-vx37l/40603/8):
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> i’ve been kicked out of better places than this…
> 
> pittspeed has rats in it’s cob salad.
> 
> :op:

Where is the nearest Landfill adjacent from your residence ?

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