# The Ritz

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [November 7, 2006, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831 "2006-11-07T08:27:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/1 "2006-11-07T08:27:17Z")

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We’re not calling it the ritz anymore.

Suggestions?

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/2 "2006-11-07T08:28:25Z")

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shithole.  
smokeville.  
attractive nuisance.

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**Author:** ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/3 "2006-11-07T08:29:22Z")

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Marchellos

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**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/4 "2006-11-07T08:29:39Z")

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I was thinking…

The Newman and Jay Love Bungalow…does that sound ghey?

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**Author:** ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/5 "2006-11-07T08:30:25Z")

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The Latrine

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/6 "2006-11-07T08:30:49Z")

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hahaha.

can we just call it: no fat chicks

want to come and hang out at no fat chic… oh, sorry, nevermind.

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**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 8:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/7 "2006-11-07T08:31:36Z")

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We need a house phone, So can we have the ritz hotline…

It’ll kinda be like quest…but not.

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/8 "2006-11-07T08:35:14Z")

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ball palace

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**Author:** ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/9 "2006-11-07T08:39:51Z")

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or this one “who the fuck cares its an apartment” i like that one lol

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**Author:** ![TurdBlown\_Teg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@TurdBlown\_Teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurdBlown_Teg)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/10 "2006-11-07T08:42:08Z")

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you guys should call it buddies

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 8:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/11 "2006-11-07T08:44:18Z")

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i never liked “the ritz”

just my .02

but it is like a hotel. no one really stays too long…

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**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 8:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/12 "2006-11-07T08:44:44Z")

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roffle. ^^

it’s the ritz though. it won’t change. you guys have called it that for too long and now everyone does.

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**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 8:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/13 "2006-11-07T08:50:41Z")

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Since all of the names suggested so far have homosexual undertones…

the cockpit  
sausagehouse  
no girls allowed (even the thinner ones)  
phalac palace  
sweet rides, gay prides

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/14 "2006-11-07T08:51:15Z")

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cockpit FTW

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**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/15 "2006-11-07T08:53:39Z")

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Cockpit has my vote, or maybe…

The house that Jay built.

siiiq

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**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 8:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/16 "2006-11-07T08:54:01Z")

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Cockpit LOL

Name it Flatulence

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**Author:** ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 8:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/17 "2006-11-07T08:54:13Z")

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“mom and pops country buffet”

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**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 8:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/18 "2006-11-07T08:54:18Z")

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The No New NewmanS Club…hyuck hyuck!

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**Author:** ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 8:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/19 "2006-11-07T08:54:53Z")

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“toyota kit car garage”

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**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/20 "2006-11-07T09:03:14Z")

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Casa di buttsecks

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