# The Ritz

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [November 7, 2006, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831 "2006-11-07T08:27:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![jltalon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/6a8cbe/32.png) [@jltalon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jltalon)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/41 "2006-11-07T12:41:50Z")

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The Graham Cracker  
Mr. Newman’s Neighborhood  
Bloomingdale  
Lerners Lane

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/42 "2006-11-07T12:51:02Z")

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I vote for phalus palace since it’s gay and it rhymes. What more could you want in a name?

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**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/43 "2006-11-07T13:03:18Z")

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For all of you who say “it’ll always be the ritz” know that i’ve taken the ritz cracker boxes down…

Its over…i’m sorry.

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**Author:** ![woz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/woz/32/7605_2.png) [@woz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/woz)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/44 "2006-11-07T13:32:25Z")

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> [@EvilJay](#):
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> For all of you who say “it’ll always be the ritz” know that i’ve taken the ritz cracker boxes down…
> 
> Its over…i’m sorry.

i would re-decorate with this stuff…

![http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:4FOAk2V6SMhOcM:http://www.mrlurebox.com/southbend/webuy.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/c/5/c554123118f579383a4156067fb29537881cd228.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![HYPEville](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hypeville/32/7226_2.png) [@HYPEville](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HYPEville)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/45 "2006-11-07T13:49:42Z")

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^^^LOL FTW.

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**Author:** ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/46 "2006-11-07T13:50:11Z")

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your missing these

![http://www.carbsonly.com/Graphics/Carb%20Pics/bigpictures/Big%200-4779C.jpg](http://www.carbsonly.com/Graphics/Carb%20Pics/bigpictures/Big%200-4779C.jpg)

 ![http://www.komar.org/bbq/bbq_grill_recipes/bbq_flank_steak/bbq_flank_steak_2.jpg](http://www.komar.org/bbq/bbq_grill_recipes/bbq_flank_steak/bbq_flank_steak_2.jpg)

![http://smokybfgs.8m.com/camaro1.jpg](http://smokybfgs.8m.com/camaro1.jpg)

and the 3 B`s

![http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c0/Chinese_buffet2.jpg/300px-Chinese_buffet2.jpg](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c0/Chinese_buffet2.jpg/300px-Chinese_buffet2.jpg)

![http://www.epicurious.com/images/drinking/beer/holidaybeer/oktoberfest.jpg](http://www.epicurious.com/images/drinking/beer/holidaybeer/oktoberfest.jpg)

![http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/boobs-43156.jpg](http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/boobs-43156.jpg)

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**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 2:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/47 "2006-11-07T14:27:43Z")

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I was just saying last night i needed a singing large mouth bass on my wall…

Preferably caught by a 3/8ths twitter bit

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 2:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/48 "2006-11-07T14:33:59Z")

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thats it. kiebziack’s it is.

pronounced kaz-pe-ack’s.

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**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 2:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/49 "2006-11-07T14:43:57Z")

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uhh hahaha.

i think if you change the name i’ll still call it the ritz.

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**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 2:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/50 "2006-11-07T14:46:00Z")

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Das Titz

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**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 2:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/51 "2006-11-07T14:59:23Z")

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> [@94wvwglxvr6](#):
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> thats it. kiebziack’s it is.
> 
> pronounced kaz-pe-ack’s.

No you wont!

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**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 3:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/52 "2006-11-07T15:02:29Z")

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> [@Sc1chik](#):
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> uhh hahaha.
> 
> i think if you change the name i’ll still call it the ritz.

Oh no you wont!

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**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 3:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/53 "2006-11-07T15:17:37Z")

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> [@EvilJay](#):
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> Oh no you wont!

you’re right. i think i fall into the no fat chicks allowed category anyways.

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**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 3:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/54 "2006-11-07T15:20:38Z")

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I vote for cockpit

or Peach Pit.

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**Author:** ![redrum](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redrum/32/7398_2.png) [@redrum](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/redrum)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 4:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/55 "2006-11-07T16:32:54Z")

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> [@layzie](#):
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> your missing these ![http://smokybfgs.8m.com/camaro1.jpg](http://smokybfgs.8m.com/camaro1.jpg)

omg i had that pic in my garage in '98 when i was a domestick tugg ahaha :lol:

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**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 5:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/56 "2006-11-07T17:49:21Z")

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> [@originalsin](#):
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> i would re-decorate with this stuff…
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> ![http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:4FOAk2V6SMhOcM:http://www.mrlurebox.com/southbend/webuy.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/c/5/c554123118f579383a4156067fb29537881cd228.jpeg)

$20 for stuffed bass and a polish crest.  
Somebody come through!

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**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 5:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/57 "2006-11-07T17:52:15Z")

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> [@EvilJay](#):
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> $20 for stuffed bass and a polish crest.  
> Somebody come through!

re-decorate the apartment with your real biiig check.

get a real big bass

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**Author:** ![woz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/woz/32/7605_2.png) [@woz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/woz)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 8:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/58 "2006-11-07T20:04:13Z")

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> [@94wvwglxvr6](#):
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> thats it. kiebziack’s it is.
> 
> pronounced kaz-pe-ack’s.

jam, kaspieacks is da bait shop right down dere at clinton an clinton, now ya cant go stealin dere name, ole jasper would not be happy, ta say da least. my proposed kiebziack’s is pronounced keybs-zi-ack’s.

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**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 8:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/59 "2006-11-07T20:51:13Z")

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> [@originalsin](#):
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> jam, kaspieacks is da bait shop right down dere at clinton an clinton, now ya cant go stealin dere name, ole jasper would not be happy, ta say da least. my proposed kiebziack’s is pronounced keybs-zi-ack’s.

roffle. dooo it.

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**Author:** ![double\_j](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/double_j/32/7380_2.png) [@double\_j](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/double_j)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2006, 10:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/60 "2006-11-07T22:40:33Z")

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Maybe it should be called, “Who is that person in the living room/on the porch?” It seems to be a phrase uttered by the residents and frequenters of the apartment often.

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