# the rookie

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**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [May 14, 2012, 5:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-rookie/263763 "2012-05-14T17:00:50Z")\
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**Author:** ![KillerBlackbird](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/killerblackbird/32/6525_2.png) [@KillerBlackbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KillerBlackbird)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2012, 6:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-rookie/263763/13 "2012-05-15T18:52:14Z")

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Welcome to Shift518-KL5-1847. Nice Audi!

> [@OFFICIAL: 2008 ELECTION THREAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-2008-election-thread/41192/846):
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> WHERE’S THE PAPER TOWELS?!

YOU’RE LUCKY IT WASN’T HARD…I MEAN THIS THING, NOT MY DICK.

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