# "The Security Guard just hit on You" **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 29, 2006, 2:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-security-guard-just-hit-on-you/16669 "2006-08-29T14:34:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 2:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-security-guard-just-hit-on-you/16669/1 "2006-08-29T14:34:53Z")
…so says my at-work friend. Conversation below. The security guard is a large, secular, misshapen man. :ohnoes: Story: I’m driving the Mustang today because someone has to borrow my truck. After attending a short off-site this afternoon, I have to head back to the office. Driving back, I take the side entrance for the rear parking lot. This entrance is a downhill grade which narrows between a retaining wall and Our building (a fair bit of reverb), and is about 500’ long. The car is a bit loud, with dumps et al. No big deal though, I barely rev the thing beyond 2k, considering that I’m pulling into a parking lot. This entrance happens to run past Our security desk. Just now, on rounds, one of the guards makes a point to come by and strike up a conversation: Guard: Hello gents Me: Afternoon Co Worker: How are yah? G: Good, You guys? M / C: Fine, fine G (to M): So, hey, that was You in the five-oh, right? M: Yessir, my truck is multi-tasking today. G: Yea, i saw that bullet, pretty hot. How do You like to ride it? M: Errr, it’s alright, My wife likes it but Im not a big mustang fan. G: Really? I’d ride that pony. It sounds sexy M: :uhh: C: It’s stick right, You like stick, right? M: :mad: G: 🙂 M: Doesnt matter, I’m selling it. It gets me all the wrong kind of attention. G: ☹ Well, I gotta finish my rounds. C: The Security Guard just hit on You :eyebrow: ---
**Author:** ![SilencingMachine](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silencingmachine/32/7593_2.png) [@SilencingMachine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SilencingMachine)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 2:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-security-guard-just-hit-on-you/16669/2 "2006-08-29T14:57:51Z")
lol :touchy: ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 4:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-security-guard-just-hit-on-you/16669/3 "2006-08-29T16:08:40Z")
wtf ---
**Author:** ![tnick24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f05b48/32.png) [@tnick24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tnick24)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 4:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-security-guard-just-hit-on-you/16669/4 "2006-08-29T16:10:37Z")
haahhahahaha ---
**Author:** ![psychopjv](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psychopjv/32/7251_2.png) [@psychopjv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psychopjv)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 5:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-security-guard-just-hit-on-you/16669/5 "2006-08-29T17:15:36Z")
hahahahahahahaa…the moooooosetang pulling all the wrong kinds of ass. poor nick. :lol: ---
**Author:** ![JustinH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@JustinH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JustinH)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 6:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-security-guard-just-hit-on-you/16669/6 "2006-08-29T18:59:17Z")
haha, that shits funny. ---
**Author:** ![98GCL](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98gcl/32/7366_2.png) [@98GCL](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98GCL)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-security-guard-just-hit-on-you/16669/7 "2006-08-29T20:48:45Z")
was he stroking his night stick/ flash light or rubbing his nipples while talking to? if not you got the wrong impression ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 9:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-security-guard-just-hit-on-you/16669/8 "2006-08-29T21:21:23Z")
> [@98GCL](#): > > was he stroking his night stick/ flash light or rubbing his nipples while talking to? > > if not you got the wrong impression his radio antenna ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 9:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-security-guard-just-hit-on-you/16669/9 "2006-08-29T21:54:07Z")
:lol: ---
**Author:** ![FBodyMadnezz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fbodymadnezz/32/7433_2.png) [@FBodyMadnezz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FBodyMadnezz)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 10:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-security-guard-just-hit-on-you/16669/10 "2006-08-29T22:00:59Z")
> [@SilencingMachine](#): > > lol :touchy: lol perfect smile too. ---
**Author:** ![Tkklemann](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tkklemann/32/7298_2.png) [@Tkklemann](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tkklemann)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2006, 4:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-security-guard-just-hit-on-you/16669/11 "2006-08-30T04:45:51Z")
I got a hard on for you just reading this… ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2006, 5:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-security-guard-just-hit-on-you/16669/12 "2006-08-30T05:17:28Z")
YaYYYYYYYYYYYYYy wait…i mean… no no…YaYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!