# The spiderman.

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-spiderman/65324>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [March 30, 2009, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-spiderman/65324 "2009-03-30T10:31:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 11:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-spiderman/65324/21 "2009-03-30T11:43:50Z")

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You put both balls into her ass successfully. Named because trying to put and keep them in is as difficult as trying to keep dogs in a bathtub.

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-spiderman/65324/22 "2009-03-30T12:21:23Z")

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☹

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-spiderman/65324/23 "2009-03-30T12:22:54Z")

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> [@Joe](#):
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> ☹

waiting for custom title…

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**Author:** ![RLB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rlb/32/5196_2.png) [@RLB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RLB)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 12:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-spiderman/65324/24 "2009-03-30T12:40:34Z")

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> [@ShiftDead](#):
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> You spit on her back then when she turns around cum in her eye.

I always thought that was called the Philly Fakeout.

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**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-spiderman/65324/25 "2009-03-30T12:57:45Z")

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How has the Dutch Oven not been mentioned yet? Fart then pull the sheets over her head trapping her with the poo wind.

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**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-spiderman/65324/26 "2009-03-30T13:12:03Z")

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> [@9ONA3OOZX](#):
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> How has the Dutch Oven not been mentioned yet? Fart then pull the sheets over her head trapping her with the poo wind.

prob because it has nothing to do with dick or vagina.

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**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-spiderman/65324/27 "2009-03-30T13:14:19Z")

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Its how he gets women tho…poisons them with methane until the pass out then gets bangs them out.

Pathetic really…

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**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-spiderman/65324/28 "2009-03-30T13:14:51Z")

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:lol:

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**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 1:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-spiderman/65324/29 "2009-03-30T13:15:11Z")

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> [@Joe](#):
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> You put both balls into her ass successfully. Named because trying to put and keep them in is as difficult as trying to keep dogs in a bathtub.

:lol:I’ve never heard this one. A+

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**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-spiderman/65324/30 "2009-03-30T13:17:22Z")

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i tried doing the dutch oven to my gf and she punched me in the stomach ☹  
whore

so then i did the: banging her out, pull out, and when she turns around you pee on her head.

the R. Kelly

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**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 1:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-spiderman/65324/31 "2009-03-30T13:22:47Z")

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Your nalin her from behind with the lights out in front of a window. Your friend who is waiting close by sneaks in and you make a quick substitution (remember lights out and youre from behind). You then run outside and peep your head in front of the window and wave for a quick second. You keep peeping and waving until she gets the picture.

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**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-spiderman/65324/32 "2009-03-30T13:23:35Z")

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Shit on her face and bash her with a tennis racket.

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**Author:** ![BluBalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bluballs/32/7212_2.png) [@BluBalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BluBalls)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-spiderman/65324/33 "2009-03-30T13:49:11Z")

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> [@Blue Eyed Devil](#):
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> UBRF had a list of about 100 of these. lol.

Ha, I posted that from an email I got.

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-spiderman/65324/34 "2009-03-30T13:50:25Z")

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someone add:  
The Rusty Trombone  
The Dirty Sanchez  
The Cincinnati Bowtie  
The Arctic Snowdragon  
The Tony Danza  
The Blumpkin

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**Author:** ![BluBalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bluballs/32/7212_2.png) [@BluBalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BluBalls)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-spiderman/65324/35 "2009-03-30T13:52:25Z")

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Seattle Burrito is my favorite :tup:

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**Author:** ![Syrup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@Syrup](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Syrup)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 2:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-spiderman/65324/36 "2009-03-30T14:07:13Z")

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this thread is amazing lol

with Fry leading the way

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**Author:** ![02svtfocus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/02svtfocus/32/7318_2.png) [@02svtfocus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/02svtfocus)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 5:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-spiderman/65324/37 "2009-03-30T17:26:11Z")

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The Angry Dragon.

When you’re about to nut when she’s blowing you, grab the back of her head with both hands and shove your dick in as far as possible, so when you cum it shoots out of her nose.

(my personal favorite :tup:)

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**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 5:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-spiderman/65324/38 "2009-03-30T17:54:18Z")

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While she’s on her back, place balls in her mouth and shit on her chest

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**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 5:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-spiderman/65324/39 "2009-03-30T17:56:20Z")

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Cum on her face and punch her in the nose

Blood and Cum…loverly.

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**Author:** ![TheSecondMe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5e925/32.png) [@TheSecondMe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TheSecondMe)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2009, 6:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-spiderman/65324/40 "2009-03-30T18:03:17Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> You cum on her back then stick the sheet to her like a cape.
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> Next.

and then you kick her off the bed and see if she can fly

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