# The "Strong Jellies" award belt
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-strong-jellies-award-belt/262239
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [January 10, 2012, 1:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-strong-jellies-award-belt/262239 "2012-01-10T13:57:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 7:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-strong-jellies-award-belt/262239/41 "2012-01-10T19:32:12Z")
As a young Airman many years ago, I visited a high school friend that was stationed at Fort Sill in Lawton, OK. He mentioned that he ‘heard’ about a ‘massage place’ about 3 miles off post that offered some kind of special services.
Young, dumb, and sex deprived, I made the 6 mile round trip walk to quench my thirst for sexual pleasure.
With that said, I understand how the walk of fame there, and the walk of shame on the way back feels!
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 7:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-strong-jellies-award-belt/262239/42 "2012-01-10T19:32:40Z")
yeah, theres other stuff on Altamont avenue besides the pervert store, like Walmart, gas stations, etc and a few of my friends live off that road.
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 7:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-strong-jellies-award-belt/262239/43 "2012-01-10T19:33:48Z")
And I take my dog for a walk every Sunday morning in colder weather when its not raining and sometimes walk that way, other times another way into Schenectady.
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### Author:  [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 7:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-strong-jellies-award-belt/262239/44 "2012-01-10T19:42:44Z")
> [@\*Official\* Shredd & Reagan Cruise Night Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-shredd-reagan-cruise-night-thread/47806/9):
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> And I take my dog for a walk every Sunday morning in colder weather when its not raining and sometimes walk that way, other times another way into Schenectady.
I’ll give you 20 dollars if you walk to Adult World with the belt on, let me take pics of you there, and walk home.
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### Author:  [@REDWGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/REDWGN)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 7:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-strong-jellies-award-belt/262239/45 "2012-01-10T19:46:30Z")
🤣rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 7:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-strong-jellies-award-belt/262239/46 "2012-01-10T19:55:22Z")
Im not going to the pervert store, especially not with a belt like that. Id look like some kind of homeless mentally challenged pervert.
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### Author:  [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 7:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-strong-jellies-award-belt/262239/47 "2012-01-10T19:56:45Z")
fuck that i’ll give him a ride and even buy a dvd of his choice if he agrees to take pics there LOL
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 7:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-strong-jellies-award-belt/262239/48 "2012-01-10T19:58:20Z")
i dont need any of those dvd’s. Besides that I dont even know how to hook up my dvd player so I havent touched it in a few years. I think I watched one movie on it since I bought it and then I switched tv’s and hooked something up wrong and now it doesnt work.
And why would I need a ride if I have a vehicle?
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### Author:  [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-strong-jellies-award-belt/262239/49 "2012-01-10T19:59:06Z")
> [@I bought Some milk too... (Geoff Post the pics!)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-bought-some-milk-too-geoff-post-the-pics/47815/71):
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> i dont need any of those dvd’s. Besides that I dont even know how to hook up my dvd player so I havent touched it in a few years. I think I watched one movie on it since I bought it and then I switched tv’s and hooked something up wrong and now it doesnt work.
sometimes you find unusual motivation to do things, and i think a dvd from that store could be the answer
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-strong-jellies-award-belt/262239/50 "2012-01-10T19:59:45Z")
no, Im good
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### Author:  [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 8:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-strong-jellies-award-belt/262239/51 "2012-01-10T20:04:37Z")
😛
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### Author:  [@NickAlero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NickAlero)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-strong-jellies-award-belt/262239/52 "2012-01-10T20:24:18Z")
Paul I will fly back from GA and use my magic unicorn powers to make your DVD player work. Then you can watch the DVD that singh buys you in adult world :lol
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### Author:  [@slow4show](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slow4show)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 8:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-strong-jellies-award-belt/262239/53 "2012-01-10T20:44:34Z")
whats with the “pervert” store you virgin
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### Author:  [@slow4show](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slow4show)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 8:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-strong-jellies-award-belt/262239/54 "2012-01-10T20:45:41Z")
you dont have to be a pervert to enter one of those stores you know
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### Author:  [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 8:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-strong-jellies-award-belt/262239/55 "2012-01-10T20:51:34Z")
I may or may not have gone in there to buy a Clone-A-Willy for my girlfriend who gets lonely over long periods of time.
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### Author:  [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2012, 9:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-strong-jellies-award-belt/262239/56 "2012-01-10T21:05:04Z")
I go there all the time , what’s the big deal ?
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2012, 4:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-strong-jellies-award-belt/262239/57 "2012-01-11T04:01:04Z")
Its just not my kind of store.
The dvd player was new and only used once so I know its not broken. Just hooked up wrong and I javent bothered to fuck with it.
I dont need one of ‘those’ dvd’s in any case though.
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2012, 4:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-strong-jellies-award-belt/262239/58 "2012-01-11T04:27:19Z")
Is that a 50W oil or a 20W oil at 400\* kelvin?
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### Author:  [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2012, 5:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-strong-jellies-award-belt/262239/59 "2012-01-11T05:01:41Z")
OMG this thread delivers.
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### Author:  [@Johawk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Johawk)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2012, 5:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-strong-jellies-award-belt/262239/60 "2012-01-11T05:17:05Z")
> [@WTH: alignment at home](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wth-alignment-at-home/47818/14):
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> I may or may not have gone in there to buy a Clone-A-Willy for my girlfriend who gets lonely over long periods of time.
Who’s willy did she clone?
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