# The Swiss Cheese Pervert
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-swiss-cheese-pervert/234534
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [January 14, 2014, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-swiss-cheese-pervert/234534 "2014-01-14T11:29:35Z")
**Posts on this page:** 13
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### Author:  [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)
#### Post date: [January 14, 2014, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-swiss-cheese-pervert/234534/1 "2014-01-14T11:29:35Z")
Hey, the man knows what he likes!
> ```
> I developed this fetish to help me deal with my sexual urges. I found that women tend to like dairy products, and settled on cheese to represent the girl. thus I started having sex with cheese. I like to use Swiss cheese and would wrap slices of the cheese around penis, then masturbate. Now tho, after finding several girls to do it for me, I prefer having girls do it for me, instead of myself.
>
> I have a big heart, and it was crushed time and again by the opposite sex, that and a very strong sex drive, well I am lucky I never became a rapist. My fetish grew out of desperation for sex with a woman. I started to compare girls to cheese due to their milky complections, girls are soft, smooth feeling and tend to like dairy products more. That and typical advertising, always using a girl to advertise dairy products. So cheese is what I started to use as a replacement for having sex with girls.
>
> I tried many different kinds of cheese, but settled on Swiss as the best. First and foremost, if ever a picture of cheese is used, most of the time they use a representation of Swiss cheese. But also because of it's eye patterns, texture, and the way it feels against my penis.
>
> ```
Amazing, lol.
[http://articles.philly.com/2014-01-13/news/46153142\_1\_philadelphia-magazine-fetish-man](http://articles.philly.com/2014-01-13/news/46153142_1_philadelphia-magazine-fetish-man)
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### Author:  [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [January 14, 2014, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-swiss-cheese-pervert/234534/2 "2014-01-14T11:36:22Z")
This made the rounds at work yesterday. Sometimes words just can’t describe something but then pictures make it so much worse.
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### Author:  [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)
#### Post date: [January 14, 2014, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-swiss-cheese-pervert/234534/3 "2014-01-14T13:18:45Z")
sooo, how much is he paying per cheesy handjob?
may be relevant to supplemental income thread.
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### Author:  [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)
#### Post date: [January 14, 2014, 6:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-swiss-cheese-pervert/234534/4 "2014-01-14T18:14:32Z")
I see what you did there
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### Author:  [@cretinx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cretinx)
#### Post date: [January 15, 2014, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-swiss-cheese-pervert/234534/5 "2014-01-15T08:10:30Z")
What consenting adults do with each other is none of my business.
Who am I to judge what sexually arouses another man?
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### Author:  [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)
#### Post date: [January 15, 2014, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-swiss-cheese-pervert/234534/6 "2014-01-15T10:43:37Z")
I’m Chris.
I’m judging.
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### Author:  [@MR.TWOSINISTER](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MR.TWOSINISTER)
#### Post date: [January 15, 2014, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-swiss-cheese-pervert/234534/7 "2014-01-15T10:49:52Z")
I am certainly judging. Why can’t he be turned on by model trains and imitation crab meat like normal americans?
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### Author:  [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)
#### Post date: [January 15, 2014, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-swiss-cheese-pervert/234534/8 "2014-01-15T11:00:41Z")
> [@cretinx](#):
>
> What consenting adults do with each other is none of my business.
He’s trolling for women in public places with his pants down and a slice of cheese…
… he should start a dating website called Kraft Singles :oj:
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### Author:  [@superfan99](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/superfan99)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2014, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-swiss-cheese-pervert/234534/9 "2014-01-16T12:59:28Z")
Arrested. Not his first rodeo.
> **[Police Arrest Philadelphia's Infamous Swiss Cheese Masturbator](http://gawker.com/police-arrest-philadelphias-infamous-swiss-cheese-mast-1502767966)**
>
> Residents of Philadelphia can finally
> relax: A man accused of being the city's famed Swiss cheese fucker has reportedly been arrested.
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### Author:  [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2014, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-swiss-cheese-pervert/234534/10 "2014-01-16T13:24:21Z")
> [@MR.TWOSINISTER](#):
>
> I am certainly judging. Why can’t he be turned on by model trains and imitation crab meat like normal americans?
Can’t he be normal and get off to catching a HERITAGE UNIT on film, or it’s loud horn?
Edit: LOL
[Court documents revealed](http://www.phillymag.com/news/2014/01/13/mugshots-swiss-cheese-pervert-chris-pagano/) _that Pagano was arrested in 2009 after he allegedly **“removed a large block of cheese from his pocket”** and offered a woman on the street “$20 to rub the Swiss cheese on his penis.” Pagano pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct, and a solicitation charge against him was dismissed._
LOL Dairy Puns
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### Author:  [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2014, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-swiss-cheese-pervert/234534/11 "2014-01-16T13:43:38Z")
Is this real life?
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### Author:  [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2014, 3:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-swiss-cheese-pervert/234534/12 "2014-01-18T15:12:01Z")
why doesnt this guy just backpage it? should be quite straight forward.
i can say i have seen weirder shit than this at the sundowner… saw and old overweight guy (60+ years old, 200+ lbs and shorter than me) who goes in there and takes the girls in the back and gets them to dress him up like a chick, put make up on him and give him manicures and pedicures and shit… he also gets drunk as fuck and tries to walk around in high heels.
i saw the dude take a sweet spill in a drunken stupor. It took a hilariously long 15 - 20 seconds before signs of life revealed themselves. everyone was all business as usual since the guy drops heavy dough in there on the reg.
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### Author:  [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2014, 6:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-swiss-cheese-pervert/234534/13 "2014-01-19T06:05:29Z")
This is nothing compared to tub girl.