# the truth **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 22, 2005, 5:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-truth/179004 "2005-12-22T05:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![vtecsol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@vtecsol](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vtecsol)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 5:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-truth/179004/1 "2005-12-22T05:15:07Z")
No Sex Tonight I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” I said “WHAT??!! What was that?!” So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear… “You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.” She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and no! t! what I do for you in the bedroom?” Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you… she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how! to play! tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey.” She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, “I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.” I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel like it.” Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?" I then said “Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.” And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?” Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either. ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 5:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-truth/179004/2 "2005-12-22T05:20:43Z")
truth ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 5:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-truth/179004/3 "2005-12-22T05:24:40Z")
🤣 i heard that before. i love it ---
**Author:** ![Sight\_N\_Sound](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sight_n_sound/32/5950_2.png) [@Sight\_N\_Sound](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sight_N_Sound)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 5:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-truth/179004/4 "2005-12-22T05:45:42Z")
> [@BlkP42E](#): > > 🤣 i heard that before. i love it ---
**Author:** ![Dominator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a4c791/32.png) [@Dominator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dominator)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 5:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-truth/179004/5 "2005-12-22T05:45:47Z")
nice twist. I love it ---
**Author:** ![S10Blazed\_Si](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/s10blazed_si/32/5983_2.png) [@S10Blazed\_Si](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/S10Blazed_Si)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 5:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-truth/179004/6 "2005-12-22T05:53:29Z")
I think it would actually be funnier if it wasn’t true ---
**Author:** ![ninjenn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c67d28/32.png) [@ninjenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninjenn)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 6:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-truth/179004/7 "2005-12-22T06:21:55Z")
🤣 that was funny as hell. ---
**Author:** ![German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/german_with_a_bowtie/32/5967_2.png) [@German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/German_with_a_Bowtie)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 7:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-truth/179004/8 "2005-12-22T07:07:58Z")
> [@huskysgrl](#): > > 🤣 that was funny as hell. ---
**Author:** ![traydogg6969](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/traydogg6969/32/5999_2.png) [@traydogg6969](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/traydogg6969)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-truth/179004/9 "2005-12-22T07:11:15Z")
> [@huskysgrl](#): > > 🤣 that was funny as hell. ---
**Author:** ![SoLow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solow/32/6001_2.png) [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 7:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-truth/179004/10 "2005-12-22T07:32:56Z")
> [@huskysgrl](#): > > 🤣 that was funny as hell. ---
**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 7:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-truth/179004/11 "2005-12-22T07:40:03Z")
so true ---
**Author:** ![StangGirl5.0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@StangGirl5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/StangGirl5.0)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 7:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-truth/179004/12 "2005-12-22T07:59:29Z")
> [@huskysgrl](#): > > 🤣 that was funny as hell. ---
**Author:** ![brokeasskorean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@brokeasskorean](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/brokeasskorean)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 8:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-truth/179004/13 "2005-12-22T08:43:03Z")
🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 10:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-truth/179004/14 "2005-12-22T10:38:00Z")
> [@huskysgrl](#): > > 🤣 that was funny as hell. ---
**Author:** ![cleanquick306](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/48db29/32.png) [@cleanquick306](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cleanquick306)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-truth/179004/15 "2005-12-22T10:46:08Z")
> [@brokeasskorean](#): > > 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![mrossman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrossman/32/5963_2.png) [@mrossman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mrossman)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-truth/179004/16 "2005-12-22T13:33:23Z")
that was said just perfect ---
**Author:** ![VictorSmalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/victorsmalls/32/5944_2.png) [@VictorSmalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/VictorSmalls)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-truth/179004/17 "2005-12-22T13:39:35Z")
nice 🙂