# The Turdblower V. Slowrock **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\ **Created:** [June 13, 2007, 8:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-turdblower-v-slowrock/30853 "2007-06-13T20:29:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![TurdBlown\_Teg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@TurdBlown\_Teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurdBlown_Teg)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2007, 8:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-turdblower-v-slowrock/30853/1 "2007-06-13T20:29:05Z")
soo we have been chatting about who has the best car by bench racing for a good few months now and tonight we finally decide whos got the slowest ride. our first run with him listening to some form of a 80’s band prob. white snake while i was listening to my good ol Akon. from a 40 roll we both dont have horns soo i yell 1…2…3 and go i give him a lil jump and i get on it i go till about 100ish pulled maybe a car and a half on him. the second run was from a dig… yes a honda going from a dig. i yell 1…2…3 and were off i look over to just kind see the car doing a massive hairy burn out while i just keep scooting and pull a good car or 2 on him. the third and final race of the night was from a 20 roll i again yell 1…2…3 we take off i try shifting into 3rd and it wasnt happening. soo i shut down and give him the victory for that race. the turdblower takes one mullet at a time. ---
**Author:** ![Big\_B](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/big_b/32/7490_2.png) [@Big\_B](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Big_B)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2007, 9:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-turdblower-v-slowrock/30853/2 "2007-06-13T21:45:43Z")
nice! ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2007, 9:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-turdblower-v-slowrock/30853/3 "2007-06-13T21:49:53Z")
HAIRY ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2007, 9:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-turdblower-v-slowrock/30853/4 "2007-06-13T21:50:08Z")
BURNOUTS ---
**Author:** ![SlowRock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac8455/32.png) [@SlowRock](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlowRock)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2007, 9:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-turdblower-v-slowrock/30853/5 "2007-06-13T21:52:41Z")
Good run man yep yep traction is always an issue but hey im down for some no drama runs ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2007, 10:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-turdblower-v-slowrock/30853/6 "2007-06-13T22:14:13Z")
:bsflag: Domestics can’t lose from a dig, it’s impossible. ---
**Author:** ![bladez](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bladez/32/7237_2.png) [@bladez](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bladez)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2007, 10:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-turdblower-v-slowrock/30853/7 "2007-06-13T22:38:26Z")
:word: lol 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2007, 10:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-turdblower-v-slowrock/30853/8 "2007-06-13T22:38:31Z")
why the hell was he listening to an 80’s band. IF he had the mandatory disturbed all he had to do was turn it up. Go at the end of… OOOOOH WA A A AH ---
**Author:** ![SlowRock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac8455/32.png) [@SlowRock](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlowRock)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2007, 11:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-turdblower-v-slowrock/30853/9 "2007-06-13T23:01:15Z")
nope it wasn’t an 80’s song at all the radios been busted for about 3 weeks now and yeah i should have feathered it lil bit off the line really just no traction oh well like i said good run ---
**Author:** ![jdmEK9gsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmek9gsr/32/4995_2.png) [@jdmEK9gsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdmEK9gsr)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 1:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-turdblower-v-slowrock/30853/10 "2007-06-14T01:23:12Z")
yeah kevo! ---
**Author:** ![SoloIIscoob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@SoloIIscoob](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoloIIscoob)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 1:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-turdblower-v-slowrock/30853/11 "2007-06-14T01:39:39Z")
a honda that wins from a dig? kevin you found the holy grail! ---
**Author:** ![TurdBlown\_Teg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@TurdBlown\_Teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurdBlown_Teg)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 2:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-turdblower-v-slowrock/30853/12 "2007-06-14T14:32:10Z")
haha i know. i raced from a dig, and im willing to do it again. i aint scurred of dig racin yo. ---
**Author:** ![TurdBlown\_Teg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@TurdBlown\_Teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurdBlown_Teg)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 2:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-turdblower-v-slowrock/30853/13 "2007-06-14T14:36:09Z")
[quote=“Joe,post:8,topic:30853"”] why the hell was he listening to an 80’s band. IF he had the mandatory disturbed all he had to do was turn it up. Go at the end of… OOOOOH WA A A AH [/quote] hes a 3rd gen they dont listen to disturbed duh! ---
**Author:** ![ryanmcell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ryanmcell/32/7510_2.png) [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-turdblower-v-slowrock/30853/14 "2007-06-14T19:49:42Z")
[quote=“TurdBlown Teg,post:12,topic:30853"”] haha i know. i raced from a dig, and im willing to do it again. i aint scurred of dig racin yo. [/quote] I’m calling you out to my 130hp of FURY! ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 7:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-turdblower-v-slowrock/30853/15 "2007-06-14T19:52:48Z")
I will run the teg from a dig…all I got is bolt ons… You can get a few car head start if you want… ---
**Author:** ![TurdBlown\_Teg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@TurdBlown\_Teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurdBlown_Teg)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 9:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-turdblower-v-slowrock/30853/16 "2007-06-14T21:08:20Z")
[quote=“FormulaLS1,post:15,topic:30853"”] I will run the teg from a dig…all I got is bolt ons… You can get a few car head start if you want… [/quote] haha i would like 20 car lengths. no but im not digging the sherm. you beat the cavi the cavi beat me soo sherm is on top of this one. but if you really want too i dont really care.