# the turtle-man

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-turtle-man/79957>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [March 4, 2010, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-turtle-man/79957 "2010-03-04T12:52:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-turtle-man/79957/1 "2010-03-04T12:52:25Z")

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“i try not to smile cause i knocked my teef out with a chainsaw”

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**Author:** ![camarojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@camarojoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/camarojoe)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 3:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-turtle-man/79957/2 "2010-03-04T15:34:27Z")

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Nice Teef.

I’m going to go out on a limb and say he’s single

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**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 3:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-turtle-man/79957/3 "2010-03-04T15:54:03Z")

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Livin’ the dream…

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**Author:** ![klug](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/klug/32/5222_2.png) [@klug](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/klug)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 3:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-turtle-man/79957/4 "2010-03-04T15:57:08Z")

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> [@camarojoe](#):
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> Nice Teef.
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> I’m going to go out on a limb and say he’s single

For every toothless redneck there is a trailer park jewel at his side.

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**Author:** ![carl5463729](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecae2f/32.png) [@carl5463729](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/carl5463729)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 4:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-turtle-man/79957/5 "2010-03-04T16:16:24Z")

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atleast he works

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 4:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-turtle-man/79957/6 "2010-03-04T16:23:48Z")

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Well I suppose it’s a skilled trade.

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**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 8:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-turtle-man/79957/7 "2010-03-04T20:54:45Z")

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He is nutts. Only bitten 17 times is a miracle.

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**Author:** ![rdandy5875](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rdandy5875/32/7511_2.png) [@rdandy5875](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rdandy5875)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 9:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-turtle-man/79957/8 "2010-03-04T21:20:22Z")

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LOL @ 3:44-3:57