# THE ULTIMATE Car guy TEST!!!

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**Category:** Shift518 Automotive\
**Created:** [July 22, 2011, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ultimate-car-guy-test/259559 "2011-07-22T13:14:04Z")\
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**Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 3:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ultimate-car-guy-test/259559/29 "2011-07-22T15:29:23Z")

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> [@RIP: Boyd Coddington](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rip-boyd-coddington/44094/22):
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> 101 lol

you want to know how much **gear oil** pumps through your veins. Below is a quick test that will rank just how much of a **GREASE MONKEY** you really are!  
Welcome to the **CAR ENTHUSIAST TEST**. Check every box that applies to you.  
I have…

Ditched a girl to work on a car  
Ditched out of a party to work on a car  
Gone to a car meet  
Rebuilt my own engine  
Spent over an hour on car forums  
Posted video’s on my car on Youtube  
Raced my car on the street,  
and on the track  
“cruised” the local strip  
Modified atleast 3 things on my car  
Washed my car atleast once a month  
Installed an audio system in my car  
Done donuts in a parking lot with a stupid grin on my face  
Stopped to read car magazines in the grocery store  
Over $1,000 dollars in tools  
Aftermarket Rims + Tires  
gone on a car local car cruise  
Rolled down my window and asked someone if its got a hemi  
rebuilt the bottom end of a motor  
gaped my own rings before  
degree’d my cams  
built a stroker motor  
ported and gasket matched my head  
installed my own clutch and flywheel  
modified my fuel system for more fuel  
installed safety equipment in my car  
run an alternative fuel in my car  
been to/participated in street racing  
wanted a lift in my garage since age 16  
entered my car in a car show  
been to a professional race before  
I know what…  
“FI” stands for  
a F-body is  
drifting a car means  
engine braking is  
what a rotary motor is  
-8 AN is referring to  
solid axle means compared to irs.  
carburetor jets are  
stoic means  
what A/F stoic is with gasoline  
the difference between inducer and exducer on turbo’s is  
a “cat” on a car is  
drive by wire is  
Toyota’s luxury brand is  
Honda’s luxury brand is  
GM’s luxury brand is  
brake boosting is  
_where_ the apex is located  
dropping or dumping the clutch means  
the difference between a supercharger and turbocharger is  
octane ratings mean  
Hemi got its name from  
427 stands for  
FI and N/A stand for  
the lph rating of a fuel pump means  
a turbo compressor map is and how to read it  
20w50 stands for with oils  
the difference between dino oil and synthetic oil is  
2-step is  
Anti-lag is (not to be confused with 2-step)  
OHC vs pushrods is  
the slave cylinder is  
wheel hop is  
Three on the tree means  
Four on the floor is  
I know who…  
Danica Patrick is  
Michael Schumacher is  
Dale Earnhardt is  
Jeff Gordon is  
Carroll Shelby is  
Ayrton Senna is

I currently watch or have seen…  
Horsepower TV on spike  
Formula 1 Racing  
NASCAR  
World Rally Championship (WRC)  
Any other form of racing including boats or motorcycles  
I have seen…  
Bullitt  
American Graffiti  
Smokey and The Bandit  
Gone In Sixty Seconds  
The Italian Job  
Fast & Furious  
F&F2  
F&F3  
F&F4  
F&F5  
_BONUS_ seen all the F&F Movies opening night  
The Gumball Rally  
Mad Max  
Days Of Thunder  
Death Race  
The Transporter  
Talladega Nights  
I currently…  
Change my own oil  
Do my own tune-up  
have a “system” in my car  
change car fluids early just to be sure  
park in the back of parking lots so now one parks next to me  
wear car related clothing  
own a model of a car  
_ **BONUS ROUND** _  
I am a Female ( **click the next 4 boxes THIS IS WORTH 4 POINTS** )  
1  
2  
3  
4  
Currently Run E85 or Racegas  
Run R compound tires on the street  
Like the smell of Race Gas

YOUR SCORE  
**_So how do you rank:_**

Might have seen a car before…(0-15)  
Dated someone who was into cars so you got this far…(16-30)  
Is just starting to get into the hobby or not fully invested yet…(31-65)  
A solid entry level Car Guy/Gal…(66-79)  
Its Decided, YOUR INTO CARS…(80-90)  
You, my friend, are a Grease Monkey…(91-100)  
Grese flows through your veins…(100-101)  
Your dedicated pasion will eventually lead

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