# The unexpected gift is appriciated.

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-unexpected-gift-is-appriciated/21958>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 21, 2006, 7:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-unexpected-gift-is-appriciated/21958 "2006-12-21T07:35:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![JoesTypeS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joestypes/32/7190_2.png) [@JoesTypeS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JoesTypeS)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-unexpected-gift-is-appriciated/21958/21 "2006-12-21T11:40:39Z")

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> [@Daddie](#):
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> My holiday bonus \> yours.

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but getting a check back from the landlord is an extra bonus, although to be symbolic of renting you should go outside and burn it

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**Author:** ![badazzss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@badazzss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/badazzss)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-unexpected-gift-is-appriciated/21958/22 "2006-12-21T11:42:58Z")

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tup to any kind of bonus or holiday sweetness.

i dont get anything from my work… well they give bonuses sometimes, but it’s based on overall company performance throughout the year so it comes a little bit later on…

i wish i worked for goldman sachs… lol

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**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 11:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-unexpected-gift-is-appriciated/21958/23 "2006-12-21T11:43:17Z")

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> [@JoesTypeS](#):
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> but getting a check back from the landlord is an extra bonus, although to be symbolic of renting you should go outside and burn it

lol true. And that bonus doesn’t get taxed 40% lol

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**Author:** ![JoesTypeS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joestypes/32/7190_2.png) [@JoesTypeS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JoesTypeS)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-unexpected-gift-is-appriciated/21958/24 "2006-12-21T12:59:40Z")

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> [@Daddie](#):
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> lol true. And that bonus doesn’t get taxed 40% lol

fucking WORD…I :eek: 😃 at my gross then :eyebrow: :mad: :2fingers: 😃 at the net

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**Author:** ![RobtC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/51bf81/32.png) [@RobtC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobtC)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 10:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-unexpected-gift-is-appriciated/21958/25 "2006-12-21T22:23:38Z")

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i got 3% of my salary for my bonus. then i got 3 beers a shot and a lapdance. and two more beers tonight.

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**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 11:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-unexpected-gift-is-appriciated/21958/26 "2006-12-21T23:14:57Z")

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Ironic, I took 3 shots and gave a lap dance…

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**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 5:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-unexpected-gift-is-appriciated/21958/27 "2006-12-22T05:02:21Z")

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my 10% raise \> crappy bonuses

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**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 5:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-unexpected-gift-is-appriciated/21958/28 "2006-12-22T05:47:11Z")

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> [@zwarbyt](#):
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> my 10% raise \> crappy bonuses

My 12.5% \> your 10%

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**Author:** ![93dx\_hatch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90ced4/32.png) [@93dx\_hatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/93dx_hatch)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 6:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-unexpected-gift-is-appriciated/21958/29 "2006-12-22T06:01:14Z")

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My dad can beat up your dad

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 6:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-unexpected-gift-is-appriciated/21958/30 "2006-12-22T06:24:24Z")

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> [@JaysGreenLX](#):
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> My 12.5% \> your 10%

My 40% (counting benefits) from switching jobs AND 10% bonus \>\*. 😃

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**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 6:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-unexpected-gift-is-appriciated/21958/31 "2006-12-22T06:32:54Z")

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The BJ i got from the hot receptionist in the mail room \> Your 40% (counting benefits) from switching jobs AND 10% bonus.

Ok maybe It wasn’t the mail room, and it wasn’t a BJ… I just touched myself in the bathroom… ☹ But i did get a 10% bump earilier this year.

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**Author:** ![Xander](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xander/32/7597_2.png) [@Xander](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xander)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 7:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-unexpected-gift-is-appriciated/21958/32 "2006-12-22T07:25:46Z")

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Ohh boy…

I think the only Xmas bonus on here that matters is Newmans 'cause you can guarantee he’s spending it all on car parts for us to talk about in 07. 😃

X…

P.S. I got $350, so yeah, my pay sucks compared to the ballers on this site

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**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-unexpected-gift-is-appriciated/21958/33 "2006-12-22T07:28:45Z")

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I got a membership to the Jelly of the Month club :gotme:

SO JELLY \> $ .

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