# The use of snot as personal lubrication.

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [March 26, 2009, 6:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088 "2009-03-26T06:45:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/21 "2009-03-26T07:11:09Z")

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LMAO Mayonnaise?

And yeah If I ever saw curds comming from my girls cooch id prolly throw up…

Then again she takes shower and scrubs down their often

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**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 7:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/22 "2009-03-26T07:12:43Z")

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Wow… just wow in here…

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**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 7:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/23 "2009-03-26T07:12:53Z")

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> [@Want to blow money on the internet](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/want-to-blow-money-on-the-internet/16210/3):
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> Dude, I can safely say I have never had vag cheese…  
> No, I don’t think that is normal at all to be honest. :rofl

after one entire normal day of life, send your panties to be and benny for a visual inspection and i guarentee there is something. benny is calling it vag cheese, i call it goop

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**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 7:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/24 "2009-03-26T07:13:36Z")

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> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/16184/30):
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> LMAO Mayonnaise?
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> And yeah If I ever saw curds comming from my girls cooch id prolly throw up…
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> Then again she takes shower and scrubs down their often

i just grabed a pretzel, scooped it up and had a snack.

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**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/25 "2009-03-26T07:14:35Z")

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> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/16184/31):
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> Wow… just wow in here…

ryan knows about goop. he has taken off his girls panties b4, thrown then accross the room and when they hit the wall they went through it. thats called concrete goop.

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/26 "2009-03-26T07:15:59Z")

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> [@Chocolate Celly](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/chocolate-celly/16146/11):
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> after one entire normal day of life, send your panties to be and benny for a visual inspection and i guarentee there is something. benny is calling it vag cheese, i call it goop

No, Benny is saying that there are little cottage cheese curds rolling around in there. :rofl

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**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/27 "2009-03-26T07:16:39Z")

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> [@deadbeatrec"](#):
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> ryan knows about goop. he has taken off his girls panties b4, thrown then accross the room and when they hit the wall they went through it. thats called concrete goop.

Hahah fuck you my fellow coworkers were just looking at me strangly for my burst of laughter 🤣rofl

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**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 7:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/28 "2009-03-26T07:17:05Z")

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> [@Tiger Woods thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tiger-woods-thread/16209/6):
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> No, Benny is saying that there are little cottage cheese curds rolling around in there. :rofl

well benny is a virgin so…

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 7:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/29 "2009-03-26T07:23:26Z")

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I release my sexual frustration on cats.

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**Author:** ![BlueS14240sx](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blues14240sx/32/6410_2.png) [@BlueS14240sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlueS14240sx)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 7:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/30 "2009-03-26T07:23:26Z")

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epicz

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**Author:** ![BlueS14240sx](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blues14240sx/32/6410_2.png) [@BlueS14240sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlueS14240sx)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 7:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/31 "2009-03-26T07:23:49Z")

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> [@Super Size Me](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/super-size-me/16182/29):
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> I release my sexual frustration on cats.

:wtf :wow :ahh :rofl

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 7:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/32 "2009-03-26T07:26:15Z")

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Well I’m a 21, almost 22 year old virgin so I have lots of it built up, it’s gotta go somewhere.

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**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/33 "2009-03-26T07:28:59Z")

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> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/16184/36):
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> Well I’m a 21, almost 22 year old virgin so I have lots of it built up, it’s gotta go somewhere.

virgin fer reals?

lets get some hookers for benny. do i have to start a new thread?

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 7:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/34 "2009-03-26T07:30:04Z")

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Not fer reals :rofl

I’m not THAT lame.

I luv me sum fatties.

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**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/35 "2009-03-26T07:39:19Z")

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> [@bennyfizzle"](#):
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> Not fer reals :rofl
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> I’m not THAT lame.
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> I luv me sum fatties.

5’10 and 170 is fun. its like fucking a guy without a cock :lol

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 7:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/36 "2009-03-26T07:45:45Z")

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5’10" 170 isn’t too too bad, that’s a meaty chick.

I love me some meaty chick.

I’m talking 5’5" 190. :excited

:rofl

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**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 7:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/37 "2009-03-26T07:46:36Z")

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> [@help me find wny waterfront resturaunt's](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/help-me-find-wny-waterfront-resturaunts/16190/24):
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> 5’10 and 170 is fun. its like fucking a guy without a cock :lol

WAT?!?!?! :crazy:down

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**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/38 "2009-03-26T07:56:37Z")

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lmao

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**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/39 "2009-03-26T08:26:28Z")

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> [@help me find wny waterfront resturaunt's](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/help-me-find-wny-waterfront-resturaunts/16190/24):
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> 5’10 and 170 is fun. its like fucking a guy without a cock :lol

wrong just wrong:rofl

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**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/40 "2009-03-26T08:27:53Z")

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> [@H22 Vs. B18C5](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/h22-vs-b18c5/16133/57):
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> 5’10" 170 isn’t too too bad, that’s a meaty chick.
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> I love me some meaty chick.
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> I’m talking 5’5" 190. :excited
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> :rofl

5’5 190 is nasty! Thats a chick with more rolls than SS on the highway!

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