# The use of snot as personal lubrication. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 26, 2009, 6:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088 "2009-03-26T06:45:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/41 "2009-03-26T08:32:50Z")
> [@Web Hosting](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/web-hosting/11720/11): > > 5’5 190 is nasty! Thats a chick with more rolls than SS on the highway! :haha:rofl ---
**Author:** ![GTI\_Starr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gti_starr/32/6475_2.png) [@GTI\_Starr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GTI_Starr)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/42 "2009-03-26T08:42:01Z")
> [@deadbeatrec"](#): > > i just grabed a pretzel, scooped it up and had a snack. _BARFING_ thanks… i just got over being sick and now i get this. EWWWW… lol You guys talking about vaginas and yeast infections is quite disturbing… Just saying. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/43 "2009-03-26T08:47:22Z")
Chap stick works really good. The friction makes it even slipperier once you get going, and its easy to clean up. Win-win. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/44 "2009-03-26T09:03:33Z")
> [@\*\*Unofficial Motorcycle Meet Thread\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/unofficial-motorcycle-meet-thread/16137/8): > > Chap stick works really good. The friction makes it even slipperier once you get going, and its easy to clean up. > > Win-win. That’s fucking weird. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 9:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/45 "2009-03-26T09:04:57Z")
> [@\*\*Unofficial Motorcycle Meet Thread\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/unofficial-motorcycle-meet-thread/16137/8): > > Chap stick works really good. The friction makes it even slipperier once you get going, and its easy to clean up. > > Win-win. o that cool sensation! ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 9:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/46 "2009-03-26T09:05:32Z")
> [@Web Hosting](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/web-hosting/11720/11): > > 5’5 190 is nasty! Thats a chick with more rolls than SS on the highway! Hey man I’m not gonna wait for a mentally handicapped hot skinny chick, waited 17 years for one before I realized that’s hard to come by. Fat chicks need love too. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/47 "2009-03-26T09:08:58Z")
> [@FS 1994 BMW 332is](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1994-bmw-332is/15575/41): > > That’s fucking weird. lol try it ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/48 "2009-03-26T09:09:49Z")
I most certainly will not. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 9:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/49 "2009-03-26T09:28:42Z")
How do you use chapstick to have sex with a girl? I can not picture this. Where is the chapstick applied? Dick or vaginal area or butt? ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 9:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/50 "2009-03-26T09:31:23Z")
He’s talking about stroking his harbl ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/51 "2009-03-26T10:45:50Z")
> [@All that remains in buffalo sept 1st](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/all-that-remains-in-buffalo-sept-1st/16097/2): > > IF it resembles cottage cheese DO NOT grab some potato chips and dig in because your girl has a yeast infection start making bread and muffins instead or garlic knots! ---
**Author:** ![JaceSTi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jacesti/32/6481_2.png) [@JaceSTi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaceSTi)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 5:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/52 "2009-03-26T17:39:57Z")
Vicks Vapo rub makes a better personal lube… try it, let me know how it gos for you. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 5:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/53 "2009-03-26T17:44:44Z")
:rofl ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 7:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/54 "2009-03-26T19:40:55Z")
> [@HELP: need to ship something](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/help-need-to-ship-something/16256/2): > > Vicks Vapo rub makes a better personal lube… try it, > > let me know how it gos for you. that might be fun, just dont use oragel ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 7:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/55 "2009-03-26T19:50:34Z")
> [@votblindub"](#): > > that might be fun, just dont use oragel Me and the girl bought some anal lube , its numbing… well little did I know that your supposed to apply it to their rectal area and then let it sit for a minute before using. This keeps it from causing the numbing sensation to the other person… I couldent feel my dick for at least 30 mins… felt like i wasnt humping anything ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 7:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/56 "2009-03-26T19:51:51Z")
^lol wut ---
**Author:** ![DUKE\_LADUKE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duke_laduke/32/6317_2.png) [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 7:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/57 "2009-03-26T19:53:56Z")
This thread is Fucked up.I can’t believe I read every post on this shit … ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/58 "2009-03-26T20:19:34Z")
> [@Air conditioning Q's inside](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/air-conditioning-qs-inside/15616/9): > > Me and the girl bought some anal lube , its numbing… > > well little did I know that your supposed to apply it to their rectal area and then let it sit for a minute before using. This keeps it from causing the numbing sensation to the other person… > > I couldent feel my dick for at least 30 mins… felt like i wasnt humping anything haha, it says it in the instructions NOT to stick it in right away. :lol mr eager beaver ---
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2009, 9:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/59 "2009-03-26T21:08:08Z")
> [@help me find wny waterfront resturaunt's](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/help-me-find-wny-waterfront-resturaunts/16190/24): > > 5’10 and 170 is fun. its like fucking a guy without a cock :lol rolf :rofl > [@WTBorrow: Cherry Picker](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtborrow-cherry-picker/16196/4): > > so im on the bottom and she is reverse coygirling the shit out of me. she grabs her bullet for further clitoral stimulation, starts putting it on herself and then stops. so im laying there with my cock burried in her thinking wtf is going on here. she starts doing something and then just starts riding me again. so 10-15 mins later we stop and she gets off and tells me that she may have something. im thinking maybe her period, but nope! i look down and see some lil white balls on my cock. almost like a cottege cheese type deal. so im like o snap!!! run to the kitchen, grab some vodka and soak my cock in 80 proof. +rep foar this my friend did something similar once, except i saw him run into the laundry room and when he came out the whole house smelled like bleach :lol ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2009, 2:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088/60 "2009-03-27T02:15:19Z")
Not reading this whole deal, but I’ve beat off with- 1)Dry hand 2)Shaving cream (very minty) 3)KY-sucks, because I always use the whole tube per session 4)Vasoline-sucks, always have to scrape off w/fingernails 5)Equate brand personal lube-good shit, like a treat to yourself. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088.md?page=2) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-use-of-snot-as-personal-lubrication/243088.md?page=4)