# the wedding party. almost a tale of incest... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 10, 2005, 7:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238 "2005-10-10T07:12:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![JCuz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcuz/32/7338_2.png) [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 9:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/21 "2005-10-10T09:58:39Z")
> [@newman](#): > > one of them had asked me if I was “some kinda faggot” at the reception… I had a some random guy say those exact words in a Lockport parking lot when he thought I was looking at his ugly ass girlfriend. The guy said it in this redneck voice which was hilarious, bottom line is that Lockport is 75% inbred hicks and you don’t even have to travel to PA to observe them in their natural habitat. What you did took big balls and a salty cock and I am glad you saved her. ---
**Author:** ![MidgeX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@MidgeX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MidgeX)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 10:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/22 "2005-10-10T10:01:10Z")
wow that some fucked up shit :shocked: ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 10:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/23 "2005-10-10T10:01:55Z")
that is a fucked up story though man… :tup: to you for helping the girl out. Not sure if I would have had that much patience with the uncles myslef > [@newman](#): > > ironically, they were all really religious… ironically she’s still a cunt… there I said it tee hee ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 10:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/24 "2005-10-10T10:06:30Z")
> [@SC\_Steve](#): > > ironically she’s still a cunt… there I said it tee hee lol…and one of my best friends… ---
**Author:** ![AKA-FERRARI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/aka-ferrari/32/7260_2.png) [@AKA-FERRARI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AKA-FERRARI)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 10:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/25 "2005-10-10T10:12:05Z")
gotta hand it to ya newman, u lasted longer then i would. i woulda said fuck um amd just left. screw the bitch too, its probablly not the 1st time they molested her- and shit, she prob. lets them if she is anything like her family. ---
**Author:** ![HYPEville](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hypeville/32/7226_2.png) [@HYPEville](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HYPEville)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 10:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/26 "2005-10-10T10:54:13Z")
wow, that’s super f’d up. atleast you helped her out though ---
**Author:** ![Janny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/janny/32/7594_2.png) [@Janny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Janny)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/27 "2005-10-10T11:00:40Z")
> [@SC\_Steve](#): > > You’re retarded and you’re christian I take it! a cunt too, wow. ah, where’s the love… ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 11:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/28 "2005-10-10T11:03:53Z")
that area’s the suck. it’s funny, my friend got married out there two years ago, and i brought one of the bridesmaid’s back up here with me… then she fakes pregnant a month later. :tdown: i hate that place. i NEVER go home unless if i absolutely have to. props to getting that situation dealt with, newman :tup: ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 11:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/29 "2005-10-10T11:07:01Z")
> [@ghettostyleTA](#): > > props to getting that situation dealt with, newman :tup: thanks, but i hardly posted this to say i am a hero. i am not a hero… i pretty much suck. i just thought it was fucked up… ---
**Author:** ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 11:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/30 "2005-10-10T11:09:11Z")
> then she fakes pregnant a month later Broads like that deserve a punch in the head stupid bitch ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 11:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/31 "2005-10-10T11:12:55Z")
haha dude - if you hadn’t done something, it totally sounds like something bad would have happened!! accept your props, save them for christmas or something yeah kevin that shit sucked esp during the first week of grad school. could’ve done without that. ---
**Author:** ![Janny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/janny/32/7594_2.png) [@Janny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Janny)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/32 "2005-10-10T11:30:15Z")
> [@newman](#): > > thanks, but i hardly posted this to say i am a hero. i am not a hero… i pretty much suck. i just thought it was fucked up… you don’t suck… and yes, you definitely were a hero to her in that situation, even tho you didn’t post it to say so. :tup: 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 11:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/33 "2005-10-10T11:32:50Z")
I was down near bradford camping this weekend, that is pretty sick. ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/34 "2005-10-10T11:49:07Z")
> [@SC\_Steve](#): > > You’re retarded Jan may be an attenwhore, but she’s not retarded. You’re the idiot supporting Bush and his religious brainwashing, err Christian soldiers… Boo Fucking Who!! 🎻 ---
**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/35 "2005-10-10T11:50:19Z")
^ hey no drama. this thread is about \ and other things that make our country great. not arguring about god ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/36 "2005-10-10T11:52:01Z")
> [@Zer0DazE](#): > > ^ > > hey > > no drama. this thread is about incest and other things that make our country great. > not arguring about god You can’t even spell incest… n00b… ---
**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/37 "2005-10-10T11:52:42Z")
thats because i was a math major. we spelled things with funny shapes ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/38 "2005-10-10T11:53:51Z")
> [@RuBiCaNT](#): > > Jan may be an attenwhore, but she’s not retarded. You’re the idiot supporting Bush and his religious brainwashing, err Christian soldiers… > > Boo Fucking Who!! 🎻 lol… sure dude… .whatever you say. I’m done posting useless shit in this thread per zerodazes request ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/39 "2005-10-10T11:54:36Z")
> [@Zer0DazE](#): > > thats becasue i was a math major. we spelled things with funny shapes Good, now go be Major EBC! ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/40 "2005-10-10T11:56:41Z")
oh yeah, something that slipped my mind. After my mom told them i was a mechanical engineer they all started trying to hook me up with this girl. She was actually quite stunning, very frail, quite beautiful. However. this girl? she just turned 17. JUST TURNED 17. And well before the drinking got out of hand, the party guests, her parents included, are trying to ram her fucking tongue down my fucking throat. Fuck that shit. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238.md?page=3)