# the wedding party. almost a tale of incest... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 10, 2005, 7:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238 "2005-10-10T07:12:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/41 "2005-10-10T11:57:32Z")
back on topic newman, how did you end up at this wedding if you have no relation to these people? are they close friends of your family? i laughed really hard when i typed that last sentence ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/42 "2005-10-10T11:58:41Z")
Why even bring religion into the thread? Never a wise move. :tup: :tup: :tup: again to newman. > [@RuBiCaNT](#): > > Jan may be an attenwhore, but she’s not retarded. You’re the idiot supporting Bush and his religious brainwashing, err Christian soldiers… > > Boo Fucking Who!! 🎻 ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/43 "2005-10-10T12:01:08Z")
i wound up there because my mom’s best friend is the mother of the bride. And for the record, i am 24. 24-17 = 7. LOL ---
**Author:** ![Diesel](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/diesel/32/7313_2.png) [@Diesel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Diesel)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/44 "2005-10-10T12:22:27Z")
You cockblocked a poor girl and her whole family!!! For shame!!! A hero you are not!!! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![16vCorvette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/b487fb/32.png) [@16vCorvette](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/16vCorvette)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/45 "2005-10-10T12:23:23Z")
This was my favorite pic from the wedding ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/mr27/Eastbumfuckwedding.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/mr27/Eastbumfuckwedding.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/46 "2005-10-10T12:54:37Z")
ahahahahaa ---
**Author:** ![tcm](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tcm/32/7365_2.png) [@tcm](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tcm)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/47 "2005-10-10T12:57:47Z")
lmfao ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 3:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/48 "2005-10-10T15:14:37Z")
congrats newman First post i read on here after making an account and i have a sig 🙂 > [@newman](#): > > well. that and i love the cock. ---
**Author:** ![psychopjv](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psychopjv/32/7251_2.png) [@psychopjv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psychopjv)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 3:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/49 "2005-10-10T15:50:09Z")
> [@RuBiCaNT](#): > > You can’t even spell insest… n00b… ah but he did spell it right… ---
**Author:** ![Rx3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rx3/32/7194_2.png) [@Rx3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rx3)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 4:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/50 "2005-10-10T16:03:41Z")
That was some wedding. ---
**Author:** ![drugdealer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drugdealer/32/7312_2.png) [@drugdealer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drugdealer)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 5:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/51 "2005-10-10T17:57:38Z")
That is the type of stuff you hear about in movies. Props for doing the right thing. ---
**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 6:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/52 "2005-10-10T18:12:04Z")
Newman was just jealous the uncle wanted a piece of the girl, not him… ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 6:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/53 "2005-10-10T18:27:57Z")
props to someone atthe wedding calling newman a faggot, making him feel like he was posting on nyspeed even while he was out of town also props to newman for being her hero, even while he knew she would never know it :tdown: for not kicking that asshole in the head when you burst into the bathroom :tup: to janny being damn cool in general, i talked to her at taffys the one day and shes even cooler then i would have expected her to be ---
**Author:** ![woz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/woz/32/7605_2.png) [@woz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/woz)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 6:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/54 "2005-10-10T18:39:17Z")
well that was a fucked up story, my question is were the 2 who got married related??? lol some how that woudlent surprize me > [@newman](#): > > oh yeah, something that slipped my mind. After my mom told them i was a mechanical engineer they all started trying to hook me up with this girl. She was actually quite stunning, very frail, quite beautiful. However. this girl? she just turned 17. JUST TURNED 17. And well before the drinking got out of hand, the party guests, her parents included, are trying to ram her fucking tongue down my fucking throat. Fuck that shit. tell us the real story, shes the one u dissappeared with between the wedding and after party lol ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 6:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/55 "2005-10-10T18:41:55Z")
yeah. i was balls deep in 17y/o ass… but it was boy ass. oh and ROFL: > [@HotRodKid](#): > > props to someone atthe wedding calling newman a faggot, making him feel like he was posting on nyspeed even while he was out of town ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 6:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/56 "2005-10-10T18:50:16Z")
how was she lookin at you while she was sober ? did she want you balls deep or did she seam like she wasnt into ya ? and i know what they were thinking while trying to hook you up with her “hes got a good job, he yait fah-mah-lee, but he got money … weez just tell everyone hes er brother dat gotz ahdopted as a youngin” ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 6:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/57 "2005-10-10T18:57:24Z")
> [@HotRodKid](#): > > how was she lookin at you while she was sober ? did she want you balls deep or did she seam like she wasnt into ya ? > > and i know what they were thinking while trying to hook you up with her > > “hes got a good job, he yait fah-mah-lee, but he got money … weez just tell everyone hes er brother dat gotz ahdopted as a youngin” she definitely wanted me sober or not. ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 6:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/58 "2005-10-10T18:58:51Z")
damn, i wouldnt have had your self control in that situation then dude … ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 7:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/59 "2005-10-10T19:02:13Z")
> [@HotRodKid](#): > > time to say something creepy that’s what i’m talking about ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-party-almost-a-tale-of-incest/3238/60 "2005-10-10T19:22:45Z")
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