# The Wedding Test... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 17, 2008, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-test/51652 "2008-07-17T12:37:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ryanmcell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ryanmcell/32/7510_2.png) [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-test/51652/1 "2008-07-17T12:37:26Z")
THE WEDDING TEST I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me…It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her ‘little’ sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me th at she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. She said, 'I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.’ I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.’ And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-test/51652/2 "2008-07-17T12:38:54Z")
:bigclap: :lol: ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-test/51652/3 "2008-07-17T12:39:47Z")
oldie but goodie. ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-test/51652/4 "2008-07-17T12:39:49Z")
heard it before, but still lol’worthy. ---
**Author:** ![turbociv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@turbociv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbociv)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 12:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-test/51652/5 "2008-07-17T12:40:50Z")
ahahaa, thats a good read.:lol: ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-test/51652/6 "2008-07-17T12:42:21Z")
A FUCKING PLUS!!! ---
**Author:** ![eclipsed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbce88/32.png) [@eclipsed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eclipsed)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-test/51652/7 "2008-07-17T12:42:55Z")
:tup: ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-test/51652/8 "2008-07-17T12:43:27Z")
Video take on it. ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-test/51652/9 "2008-07-17T12:43:29Z")
:bigclap: ---
**Author:** ![mechanicalmadness](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mechanicalmadness/32/5022_2.png) [@mechanicalmadness](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mechanicalmadness)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-test/51652/10 "2008-07-17T12:44:38Z")
Fucking awesome! ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-test/51652/11 "2008-07-17T13:09:04Z")
:lol: ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-test/51652/12 "2008-07-17T13:10:59Z")
what kind of fggt uses a rubber? ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 1:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-test/51652/13 "2008-07-17T13:13:14Z")
^not the russian ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 1:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-test/51652/14 "2008-07-17T13:13:20Z")
Ha very nice. I saw the summary before I clicked the thread that said “I was dating a girl for about a year and decided to get married…” and didn’t know what to expect. ---
**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-test/51652/15 "2008-07-17T13:36:37Z")
Nice, I’m getting married in a week, I will look out for any tricks. ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 2:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-test/51652/16 "2008-07-17T14:16:38Z")
Nice, thanks for that heads up. ---
**Author:** ![Adictd2b00st](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/adictd2b00st/32/7625_2.png) [@Adictd2b00st](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Adictd2b00st)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 3:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-test/51652/17 "2008-07-17T15:17:14Z")
haha quality thread ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 5:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-test/51652/18 "2008-07-17T17:05:09Z")
hah ---
**Author:** ![1BADGPGT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1badgpgt/32/5123_2.png) [@1BADGPGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1BADGPGT)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 5:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-test/51652/19 "2008-07-17T17:33:09Z")
That shit would probably happen to me. lmfao ---
**Author:** ![HYPEville](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hypeville/32/7226_2.png) [@HYPEville](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HYPEville)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 10:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-test/51652/20 "2008-07-17T22:19:01Z")
good laugh haha [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-wedding-test/51652.md?page=2)