# The What If Thread? **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 23, 2010, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433 "2010-07-23T08:40:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/1 "2010-07-23T08:40:52Z")
**Easy, just set a hypothetical situation and attach “what if” to it. Make them as random and grotesque as you wish.** **EDIT:** **We should add to the fun.** Post up the answer to the “what if” above you. What if clothing was never inveted and humans just shit and pissed whenever and wherever they wanted because the toilet was never invented? ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 8:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/2 "2010-07-23T08:43:02Z")
What if semen was a popular homemade drink? ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_GSR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin_gsr/32/6412_2.png) [@Justin\_GSR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin_GSR)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/3 "2010-07-23T08:49:18Z")
what if shift518 was never started ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/4 "2010-07-23T08:53:09Z")
what if justink didnt drive with one hand on the wheel. ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 8:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/5 "2010-07-23T08:54:20Z")
what if ewing would have dunked, instead of faded away? ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 8:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/6 "2010-07-23T08:56:25Z")
**We should add to the fun.** Post up the answer to the “what if” above you. Then MJ wouldnt be shit on the courts. What if my jetta would stay together for more that 100miles? ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 8:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/7 "2010-07-23T08:58:06Z")
answer to what if : buy 02m swap. drive more than 100 miles, find out the car can be fun to drive. :lol what if welfare didnt exist? ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 8:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/8 "2010-07-23T08:59:40Z")
We’d all have alot more money and the US would be \*\*\*\*\*\* free What if There were 8 days in a week? ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/9 "2010-07-23T09:01:17Z")
cant answer that. what if lincoln had never been president? ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/10 "2010-07-23T09:01:24Z")
> [@So This Showed Up Today...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-showed-up-today/33706/11): > > What if There were 8 days in a week? The government would make us work 6 days in a row on ave. What if Kbizz911 was really a man? ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/11 "2010-07-23T09:01:34Z")
Then I would masturbate 40 times instead of 35 a week. what if I was srsbzns’ fathr ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/12 "2010-07-23T09:02:01Z")
> [@FS: Hockey Goalie Glove \*SOLD\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-hockey-goalie-glove-sold/33595/10): > > what if lincoln had never been president? I would be on the 5$ bill What if my penis was a US land mark? ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/13 "2010-07-23T09:03:19Z")
it would be the smallest landmark in existence what if i was ron’s father ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 9:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/14 "2010-07-23T09:04:26Z")
that was never in question… what if benny smoked less pot ---
**Author:** ![car\_ramrod](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/car_ramrod/32/6441_2.png) [@car\_ramrod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/car_ramrod)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/15 "2010-07-23T09:09:30Z")
he would be a rocket scientist what if ron was a grizzly bear ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 9:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/16 "2010-07-23T09:11:23Z")
We would all be fucked. What if miley cyrus was here right now? ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/17 "2010-07-23T09:17:40Z")
^ False, Ron would get eaten by a black bear ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/18 "2010-07-23T09:19:43Z")
What if Mk430R wasnt a mod? ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 9:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/19 "2010-07-23T09:24:26Z")
> [@fs: apexi avc-r](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-apexi-avc-r/33663/3): > > What if Mk430R wasnt a mod? alot less would have gotten done around here. what if you idiots didnt ride my dick so much ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 9:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/20 "2010-07-23T09:28:55Z")
You’d never get laid What if my Grizzly bear half man self fucked and ate Miley Cyrus? [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433.md?page=2)