# The What If Thread? **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 23, 2010, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433 "2010-07-23T08:40:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 9:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/21 "2010-07-23T09:31:24Z")
:rofl Ron murdered that one then the resulting manbearcyruspig would populate mars what if sam (hatch) never met michelle? ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 9:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/22 "2010-07-23T09:32:18Z")
He’d cock block me and I’d never get laid. What if I was a VW faggot? ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/23 "2010-07-23T09:35:21Z")
you probably would crash alot less. ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 9:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/24 "2010-07-23T09:38:33Z")
what if i was black what if i was white what if my dick wasnt 9 inches long ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 9:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/25 "2010-07-23T09:38:58Z")
then you would be a looser. then you would be cool it isnt so its no big deal what if it were legal to have sex with your own mother? ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 9:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/26 "2010-07-23T09:40:51Z")
LOL what if i had a budget what if i wasnt lazy what if i paid server bills on time what if centola hosted and we didnt go down what if i wasnt a genius but still a dropout what if i thought like everyone else… that would suck ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 9:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/27 "2010-07-23T09:41:06Z")
what if pjb was actually a serial killer? ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 9:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/28 "2010-07-23T09:41:50Z")
> [@I WON A MILLION DOLLARS!! Oh wait... maybe not](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-won-a-million-dollars-oh-wait-maybe-not/33708/2): > > then you would be a looser. > > then you would be cool those two are backwards, black is the new white. brown never changes, it always sucks to be brown ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 9:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/29 "2010-07-23T09:45:53Z")
> [@My 1968 Mustang Fastback (now Satin Black).](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-1968-mustang-fastback-now-satin-black/23335/137): > > LOL > > what if i had a budget > > what if i wasnt lazy > > what if i paid server bills on time > > what if centola hosted and we didnt go down > > what if i wasnt a genius but still a dropout > > what if i thought like everyone else… that would suck What if singh posted them up one at a time like the rest of the cool kids following the format. :lol ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 9:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/30 "2010-07-23T09:47:07Z")
Lets start this again > [@SeAD this coming weekend (8/11-8/12)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sead-this-coming-weekend-8-11-8-12/33575/25): > > what if pjb was actually a serial killer? Then shift would loose a few members daily. What if PJB really does go to Adult World? ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/31 "2010-07-23T09:50:43Z")
ya what if i really did that ? :lol cool thread tho, but its better not to think about it too much, in my situation its rather depressing ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 9:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/32 "2010-07-23T09:54:16Z")
what if sinkh stopped fishing for drama and talking about himself ---
**Author:** ![car\_ramrod](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/car_ramrod/32/6441_2.png) [@car\_ramrod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/car_ramrod)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/33 "2010-07-23T10:03:40Z")
then this thread would be way better what if benny came to your house and masturbated vigorously in front of your grandmother ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/34 "2010-07-23T10:05:57Z")
then that would be HAWT! What if you joined in? ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/35 "2010-07-23T10:11:49Z")
its been done, the results are life changing. what if you were paid 1 billion dollars to have sex with your brother, and this made you find out he is in fact your sister? ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 10:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/36 "2010-07-23T10:12:36Z")
Mind blown ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/37 "2010-07-23T11:34:48Z")
What if this forum had less white trash? ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/38 "2010-07-23T12:09:33Z")
> [@GOOD PLACE TO GET TV???](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/good-place-to-get-tv/33710/3): > > What if this forum had less white trash? The epicness that is Failvis would never have been known. What if when people say its raining cats and dogs… it actually was raining cats and dogs? ---
**Author:** ![b-ri](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/b-ri/32/6376_2.png) [@b-ri](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/b-ri)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 12:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/39 "2010-07-23T12:24:27Z")
the china men would have alot more to eat what if it was actually raining men ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/40 "2010-07-23T12:27:42Z")
> [@FS:92 Honda Civic DX (650whp)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-92-honda-civic-dx-650whp/33449/101): > > the china men would have alot more to eat > > what if it was actually raining men you would be in heaven what if aliens attacked? [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433.md?page=3)