# The What If Thread? **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 23, 2010, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433 "2010-07-23T08:40:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 12:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/41 "2010-07-23T12:32:01Z")
> [@FS:92 Honda Civic DX (650whp)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-92-honda-civic-dx-650whp/33449/102): > > you would be in heaven > > what if aliens attacked? We would all die. What if bisexuality was the normal way of life? ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/42 "2010-07-23T12:44:04Z")
> [@FS:92 Honda Civic DX (650whp)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-92-honda-civic-dx-650whp/33449/102): > > you would be in heaven What if it actually was not a big deal to anyone to have more than one wife or husband? ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 1:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/43 "2010-07-23T13:04:13Z")
> [@WTB: Reliable, Daily Driver](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-reliable-daily-driver/33652/10): > > What if it actually was not a big deal to anyone to have more than one wife or husband? The marriage wouldent exist. Why get married if every woman you wanted you could just marry? What if DOT laws in NY were like cali ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/44 "2010-07-23T13:05:26Z")
> [@i have seen the light ...and it is good v. ms3](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-seen-the-light-and-it-is-good-v-ms3/33711/3): > > We would all die. > > What if bisexuality was the normal way of life? Provence town in cape cod wouldn’t be as amusing. > [@WTB: Reliable, Daily Driver](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-reliable-daily-driver/33652/10): > > What if it actually was not a big deal to anyone to have more than one wife or husband? I wouldn’t have to beg my wife to have a three some with the hot chicks I see at the bars What if God didn’t kill kittens every time you masturbate? ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/45 "2010-07-23T13:06:33Z")
> [@i have seen the light ...and it is good v. ms3](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-seen-the-light-and-it-is-good-v-ms3/33711/3): > > What if bisexuality was the normal way of life? 20wrx09 would fit in. What if there were no languages or advanced means of communication? ---
**Author:** ![91teg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91teg/32/6304_2.png) [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/46 "2010-07-23T13:07:22Z")
> [@I sweat profusely when I wear clothes](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-sweat-profusely-when-i-wear-clothes/33686/64): > > **Easy, just set a hypothetical situation and attach “what if” to it. Make them as random and grotesque as you wish.** > > **EDIT:** > **We should add to the fun.** > > > > **Post up the answer to the “what if” above you.** > > What if clothing was never inveted and humans just shit and pissed whenever and wherever they wanted because the toilet was never invented? Your what if exists…its called iraq ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/47 "2010-07-23T13:12:55Z")
> [@I WON A MILLION DOLLARS!! Oh wait... maybe not](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-won-a-million-dollars-oh-wait-maybe-not/33708/13): > > 20wrx09 would fit in. > > What if there were no languages or advanced means of communication? There was a time where this existed… Go 20-30-40 years back where kids went outside and played, people helped their fellow man out and people knew eachother on a family level, you could leave your front doors open all day and not have to worry about getting robbed Then we got tv computers and more retards from other continents What if the slave trade never happend. ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 1:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/48 "2010-07-23T13:19:57Z")
> [@WTB: Sprint Phone.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-sprint-phone/33709/7): > > There was a time where this existed… Go 20-30-40 years back where kids went outside and played, people helped their fellow man out and people knew eachother on a family level, you could leave your front doors open all day and not have to worry about getting robbed > > Then we got tv computers and more retards from other continents > > What if the slave trade never happend. I wouldnt have a reason to use the word NI66ER What if you had a chance to nail the hottest girl on earth, but the moment you finished your penis fell off? ---
**Author:** ![car\_ramrod](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/car_ramrod/32/6441_2.png) [@car\_ramrod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/car_ramrod)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/49 "2010-07-23T13:42:11Z")
I would masturbate right when she took her clothes off and kick her out What if your sense of smell was located on your feet? ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/50 "2010-07-23T13:43:46Z")
I would be even more pissed off if I stepped in dog shit. What if you could be invisable? ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 1:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/51 "2010-07-23T13:44:36Z")
I’d follow PJB around on his daily routine to clear up rumors… What if Joey Jiggs never picked up a wrench? ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/52 "2010-07-23T13:52:33Z")
shit wouldnt break. (jk man) What if PJB didnt exist??? ---
**Author:** ![car\_ramrod](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/car_ramrod/32/6441_2.png) [@car\_ramrod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/car_ramrod)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/53 "2010-07-23T13:53:51Z")
the world would be full of virgins what if you woke up one day as the opposite sex ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/54 "2010-07-23T14:01:25Z")
> [@car ramrod"](#): > > the world would be full of virgins > > what if you woke up one day as the opposite sex My my fingers would never stop smelling like va-jay. What if all women had penises too? ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 3:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/55 "2010-07-23T15:26:51Z")
Its a trap. What if Fett killed Vader? ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 3:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433/56 "2010-07-23T15:42:35Z")
> [@I WON A MILLION DOLLARS!! Oh wait... maybe not](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-won-a-million-dollars-oh-wait-maybe-not/33708/13): > > 20wrx09 would fit in. > > What if there were no languages or advanced means of communication? i loled we would all just be ra tards [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-what-if-thread/253433.md?page=2)