# The Workchat Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 16, 2009, 11:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-workchat-thread/245464 "2009-07-16T11:09:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 5:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-workchat-thread/245464/181 "2009-09-01T05:47:24Z")
> [@WTB: Xbox 360 games](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-xbox-360-games/22383/2): > > Yesterday sucked. > > I had an agent call in trying to access out website/software and when I asked her to log in, she said she didn’t have any passwords, etc. > > When I did some digging, no one set this lady up. She’s been working with our company and sister company since May and she never got login credentials from my company. Someone really dropped the ball. > > Oh, and she had this Panda anti-virus program. Let me tell you, that program is the biggest piece of crap on the planet. Her tech recommended it. That dude should close his business. She’s paying $130/yr for garbage. > > Don’t get Panda AV. Ive acctualy heard good things about panda… Dickhead must have gotten her a corperate licsence if shes paying 130 a yr… I acctualy had some chick at the Verizon store hit on me when I was getting my blackberry a few months back… she was in her mid 30’s but she was pretty good looking She was like omg I need an AV… my kid does this and that, im gonna bring it to best buy later bla bla bla… So i gave her some decent free ones… explained some shit to her how to keep her litle fuckers from fucking shit up after that she was extremely helpfull and veyr friendly to me ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 5:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-workchat-thread/245464/182 "2009-09-01T05:54:39Z")
> [@PS3 vs. XBOX360 v.\*a number n\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ps3-vs-xbox360-v-a-number-n/20755/89): > > Ive acctualy heard good things about panda… > > Dickhead must have gotten her a corperate licsence if shes paying 130 a yr… > > I acctualy had some chick at the Verizon store hit on me when I was getting my blackberry a few months back… she was in her mid 30’s but she was pretty good looking > > She was like omg I need an AV… my kid does this and that, im gonna bring it to best buy later bla bla bla… > > So i gave her some decent free ones… explained some shit to her how to keep her litle fuckers from fucking shit up > > after that she was extremely helpfull and veyr friendly to me [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiOJ0-DoAcY) “_she’s so in to me”_ ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 6:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-workchat-thread/245464/183 "2009-09-01T06:27:20Z")
> [@PS3 vs. XBOX360 v.\*a number n\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ps3-vs-xbox360-v-a-number-n/20755/89): > > Ive acctualy heard good things about panda… > > Dickhead must have gotten her a corperate licsence if shes paying 130 a yr… > > I acctualy had some chick at the Verizon store hit on me when I was getting my blackberry a few months back… she was in her mid 30’s but she was pretty good looking > > She was like omg I need an AV… my kid does this and that, im gonna bring it to best buy later bla bla bla… > > So i gave her some decent free ones… explained some shit to her how to keep her litle fuckers from fucking shit up > > after that she was extremely helpfull and veyr friendly to me Yeah maybe. All I know is I couldn’t do shit with her PC until she disabled it. Couldn’t connect with our web meeting software, etc. When I went into settings to try to make some exceptions possibly, it looks like it’s either all on or all off. I didn’t like it, that’s for sure. As for chicks hitting on someone…this somewhat cute African American girl was hitting on me at Wendy’s yesterday (the one in Glenmont). Evidently, she really liked my v-neck argyle sweater from express. ---
**Author:** ![SlackJ94](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slackj94/32/6325_2.png) [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 6:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-workchat-thread/245464/184 "2009-09-01T06:33:45Z")
Day went from slow to aggravating. I am just looking into ClickOnce and I am already hating it. ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-workchat-thread/245464/185 "2009-09-01T06:36:13Z")
> [@tmnt aka TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES movie](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tmnt-aka-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-movie/22367/6): > > Yeah maybe. > > All I know is I couldn’t do shit with her PC until she disabled it. Couldn’t connect with our web meeting software, etc. When I went into settings to try to make some exceptions possibly, it looks like it’s either all on or all off. I didn’t like it, that’s for sure. > > As for chicks hitting on someone…this somewhat cute African American girl was hitting on me at Wendy’s yesterday (the one in Glenmont). Evidently, she really liked my v-neck argyle sweater from express. You can say Black, it’s ok. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 6:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-workchat-thread/245464/186 "2009-09-01T06:43:09Z")
> [@F/S pioneer avh-5700dvd flipout](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-s-pioneer-avh-5700dvd-flipout/22374/3): > > You can say Black, it’s ok. And it’s pretty much a given she would be if it’s a girl working at Wendy’s in Glenmont. ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-workchat-thread/245464/187 "2009-09-01T06:51:03Z")
lol. Sorry? lol. But yeah, everyone in that Wendy’s is black for some reason. I haven’t seen a white employee there in a couple of months. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 7:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-workchat-thread/245464/188 "2009-09-01T07:31:59Z")
Dude you can’t call American-Africans Black! ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-workchat-thread/245464/189 "2009-09-01T08:27:51Z")
So my boss asks me “Mackenzie does the network seem slow to you?” Knowing that im downloading a blu ray movie at 4mbs “Ehh it seems a little slow but not to bad” “Well were only geting 2mbits per second” “Uhh I’m downloading some updates for a few things and its pegged at 2mbs, let me stop them” “There we go back up to 25mbits per second, so your the culprit!” So i then go back and continue the download but at a slower 1mbps … gayy ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-workchat-thread/245464/190 "2009-09-01T08:28:29Z")
lol. ---
**Author:** ![SlackJ94](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slackj94/32/6325_2.png) [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 8:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-workchat-thread/245464/191 "2009-09-02T08:14:14Z")
Call agent just came in and said: “Do you know that the website is down? I’ve been getting calls all morning from three different contractors and all of them cannot get into it.” What I wish I could have said: “No. I didn’t know it was down. How the hell do you expect me to know if you don’t tell me? If I could read minds I would not be working with idiots like you.” I love working with retards. ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 8:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-workchat-thread/245464/192 "2009-09-02T08:22:04Z")
> [@Photoshoppers Try this](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/photoshoppers-try-this/22454/2): > > Call agent just came in and said: > > “Do you know that the website is down? I’ve been getting calls all morning from three different contractors and all of them cannot get into it.” > > What I wish I could have said: > > “No. I didn’t know it was down. How the hell do you expect me to know if you don’t tell me? If I could read minds I would not be working with idiots like you.” > > I love working with retards. [![](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/8/9/89e9fdbc5b3cab4195bdd37a4e4eca9610bc8990.jpeg "The Website Is Down - Sales Guy vs. Web Dude") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8_Kfjo3VjU) I still laugh hard everytime I see this clip. Funny thing is, we have a guy named Larry who looks just like their Laslo working our server room haha. ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-workchat-thread/245464/193 "2009-09-02T08:26:14Z")
related video :lol ---
**Author:** ![Sketchy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sketchy/32/6378_2.png) [@Sketchy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sketchy)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-workchat-thread/245464/194 "2009-09-02T11:15:03Z")
UGHH Fucking bored… Just got a price on my new clutch and shit. Looks like labor day ill be doing a clutch install! YAY! ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 7:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-workchat-thread/245464/195 "2009-09-15T07:26:12Z")
Wow today is going by slower than Stephen Hawking with a dying battery. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-workchat-thread/245464/196 "2009-09-15T07:27:41Z")
^ LOL Today at work, I have developed a horrible cough that is reminiscent of last year’s bronchitis. Awesome. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 7:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-workchat-thread/245464/197 "2009-09-15T07:30:17Z")
> [@snow/ice tonight 1/14](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snow-ice-tonight-1-14/23023/3): > > ^ LOL > > Today at work, I have developed a horrible cough that is reminiscent of last year’s bronchitis. Awesome. Apparently what happens in Vegas no longer stays in Vegas… olololol ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 7:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-workchat-thread/245464/198 "2009-09-15T07:31:51Z")
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except herpies (and bronchitis). That shit comes back with you. It really doesn’t surprise me, 5 hours on a plane plus all the time spent in casinos and hotels. Germs, eeewwww. ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 7:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-workchat-thread/245464/199 "2009-09-15T07:37:37Z")
> [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/2030): > > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8\_Kfjo3VjU](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8_Kfjo3VjU) > > I still laugh hard everytime I see this clip. Funny thing is, we have a guy named Larry who looks just like their Laslo working our server room haha. AHHAHA im fuckin dyeing ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 7:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-workchat-thread/245464/200 "2009-09-15T07:40:39Z")
> [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/2216): > > What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except herpies (and bronchitis). That shit comes back with you. > > It really doesn’t surprise me, 5 hours on a plane plus all the time spent in casinos and hotels. Germs, eeewwww. I’ll give ya germs [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-workchat-thread/245464.md?page=9) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-workchat-thread/245464.md?page=11)