# The Workchat Thread

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**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [July 16, 2009, 11:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-workchat-thread/245464 "2009-07-16T11:09:56Z")\
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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2009, 8:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-workchat-thread/245464/192 "2009-09-02T08:22:04Z")

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> [@Photoshoppers Try this](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/photoshoppers-try-this/22454/2):
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> Call agent just came in and said:
> 
> “Do you know that the website is down? I’ve been getting calls all morning from three different contractors and all of them cannot get into it.”
> 
> What I wish I could have said:
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> “No. I didn’t know it was down. How the hell do you expect me to know if you don’t tell me? If I could read minds I would not be working with idiots like you.”
> 
> I love working with retards.

[![](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/8/9/89e9fdbc5b3cab4195bdd37a4e4eca9610bc8990.jpeg "The Website Is Down - Sales Guy vs. Web Dude") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8_Kfjo3VjU)

I still laugh hard everytime I see this clip. Funny thing is, we have a guy named Larry who looks just like their Laslo working our server room haha.

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