# The worlds most effective speed bump

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-worlds-most-effective-speed-bump/39342>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [November 27, 2007, 9:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-worlds-most-effective-speed-bump/39342 "2007-11-27T09:52:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 9:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-worlds-most-effective-speed-bump/39342/1 "2007-11-27T09:52:44Z")

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Here’s the perfect way to slow down those doggone kids driving their noisy pocket rockets, invading the neighborhood at high speed without regard to the peace and personal safety of the local inhabitants. This Deutsch-speaking dude has created an unusually powerful gadget that will teach those whippersnappers a lesson. Profoundly satisfying. If only these expertly crafted special effects could somehow be practically translated into the real world.

> **[The World's Most Effective Speed Bump](https://gizmodo.com/326453/the-worlds-most-effective-speed-bump)**
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> Here's the perfect way to slow down those doggone kids driving their noisy pocket rockets, invading the neighborhood at high speed without regard to the peace and personal safety of the local inhabitants. This Deutsch-speaking dude has created an...

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**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 9:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-worlds-most-effective-speed-bump/39342/2 "2007-11-27T09:55:45Z")

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Fail

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**Author:** ![Treads4Heads](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/treads4heads/32/7416_2.png) [@Treads4Heads](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Treads4Heads)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 9:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-worlds-most-effective-speed-bump/39342/3 "2007-11-27T09:57:21Z")

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i robbled

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**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 9:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-worlds-most-effective-speed-bump/39342/4 "2007-11-27T09:58:23Z")

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hilarity ensues

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**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-worlds-most-effective-speed-bump/39342/5 "2007-11-27T10:11:52Z")

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I thought it was funny.

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**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 10:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-worlds-most-effective-speed-bump/39342/6 "2007-11-27T10:13:12Z")

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I failed him because he put in gen auto

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 10:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-worlds-most-effective-speed-bump/39342/7 "2007-11-27T10:25:45Z")

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:lol:

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-worlds-most-effective-speed-bump/39342/8 "2007-11-27T10:27:40Z")

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That got some distance. 🙂

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-worlds-most-effective-speed-bump/39342/9 "2007-11-27T10:50:27Z")

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jesus… imagine if that went off when he was carrying it… he would be dead!

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 11:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-worlds-most-effective-speed-bump/39342/10 "2007-11-27T11:09:13Z")

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I’d bolt 2 of em to the truck and sweep the country winning those low rider bouncing competition things.

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**Author:** ![TORQDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torqdss/32/5125_2.png) [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 12:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-worlds-most-effective-speed-bump/39342/11 "2007-11-27T12:07:59Z")

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[quote=“Fry,post:10,topic:39342"”]

I’d bolt 2 of em to the truck and sweep the country winning those low rider bouncing competition things.

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i think you should do it

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-worlds-most-effective-speed-bump/39342/12 "2007-11-27T12:21:13Z")

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Heh. I wouldn’t even know where to find one.

A lowrider competition I mean. Not a spring loaded car launcher.

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**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-worlds-most-effective-speed-bump/39342/13 "2007-11-27T12:39:38Z")

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Hahahahaha.

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**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-worlds-most-effective-speed-bump/39342/14 "2007-11-27T12:51:39Z")

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I smiled…

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**Author:** ![3hree5ive0ero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/3hree5ive0ero/32/5059_2.png) [@3hree5ive0ero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/3hree5ive0ero)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 3:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-worlds-most-effective-speed-bump/39342/15 "2007-11-27T15:57:18Z")

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only thing is though, if that was a car with a big wing it would just continue flight.

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**Author:** ![ZOMGVTEK](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zomgvtek/32/5063_2.png) [@ZOMGVTEK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ZOMGVTEK)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 4:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-worlds-most-effective-speed-bump/39342/16 "2007-11-27T16:14:25Z")

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But you have to get some sort of winch or something to reset it before another car comes speeding along…

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**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 4:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-worlds-most-effective-speed-bump/39342/17 "2007-11-27T16:39:58Z")

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maybe its the 4th cup of coffee im on, but that was sooo bad its making me LOL

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**Author:** ![MPD47](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mpd47/32/7383_2.png) [@MPD47](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MPD47)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 4:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-worlds-most-effective-speed-bump/39342/18 "2007-11-27T16:45:22Z")

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Balls deep, best part about the clip is he gets back on the throttle.

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**Author:** ![94Blackls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94blackls/32/7322_2.png) [@94Blackls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Blackls)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-worlds-most-effective-speed-bump/39342/19 "2007-11-27T19:29:35Z")

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[quote=“MPD47,post:18,topic:39342"”]

[![](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/5/1/51d085c527894b3613c976fe52930375af6a0290.jpeg "Speed bump in Dubai + flying Gallardo") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg79_mM2CNY)

Balls deep, best part about the clip is he gets back on the throttle.

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:tup: +1
