# The Worst Job at Google: A Year of Watching Beastiality, Child Pornography...

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**Created:** [August 21, 2012, 11:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-worst-job-at-google-a-year-of-watching-beastiality-child-pornography/225430 "2012-08-21T11:13:53Z")\
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**Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 11:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-worst-job-at-google-a-year-of-watching-beastiality-child-pornography/225430/1 "2012-08-21T11:13:53Z")

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Pulled from Gizmodo:

People put terrible things on the internet. Very terrible things. And it’s someone’s job to make sure that regular people don’t run into them. But that is a terrifying job, and it understandably scars a lot of people who do it. Buzzfeed talked to one former employee who told the story.

The ex-employee, who is not named, explains that the job involves spending hours and hours and hours looking at horrible content, like beheadings, child pornography (up to 15,000 images a day), gore, and extreme fetishes. That would be tough for anyone. It was enough to deeply affect this particular employee:

> Google got someone from a federal agency to talk to me, and that’s when it occurred to me that I needed therapy. She showed me photos of seemingly innocuous activities (kind of like a modified Rorschach test) and asked me for my first visceral reaction. I was like, “That’s fucked up!” It was just a father and a child.

Since the employees doing this job are contractors, they can only stay for a year. Otherwise, they have to be brought on full time, and Google did not seem to want that. So it let him or her go, as it apparently does for most in that job. Maybe that’s for the best, since more than a year—more than a day—in that job seems hugely unhealthy. But the lack of a support system does seem especially cold.

For the rest of the details, you should definitely read the full firsthand account over at Buzzfeed. [[Buzzfeed](http://www.buzzfeed.com/reyhan/tech-confessional-the-googler-who-looks-at-the-wo)]

That’s fucking awful, I can’t even imagine doing that.

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**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-worst-job-at-google-a-year-of-watching-beastiality-child-pornography/225430/2 "2012-08-21T11:55:54Z")

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Worst?

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**Author:** ![DougFresh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eada6e/32.png) [@DougFresh](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DougFresh)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-worst-job-at-google-a-year-of-watching-beastiality-child-pornography/225430/3 "2012-08-21T12:36:55Z")

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There are some NYSpeeders that have been doing that for years, for free.

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**Author:** ![97FormulaWS-6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/97formulaws-6/32/7384_2.png) [@97FormulaWS-6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97FormulaWS-6)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-worst-job-at-google-a-year-of-watching-beastiality-child-pornography/225430/4 "2012-08-21T12:41:13Z")

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If you’re not a little mentally fucked up before you start that job, you will be after.

It’s gotta be like watching someone acting out “The Aristocrats” joke…

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**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-worst-job-at-google-a-year-of-watching-beastiality-child-pornography/225430/5 "2012-08-21T12:48:19Z")

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^Ew, lol.

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**Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-worst-job-at-google-a-year-of-watching-beastiality-child-pornography/225430/6 "2012-08-21T12:56:40Z")

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a lot of people would love this job. I’d take it over flipping burgers.

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**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 1:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-worst-job-at-google-a-year-of-watching-beastiality-child-pornography/225430/7 "2012-08-21T13:15:06Z")

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I’m sure being a google contractors pays really well

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**Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 1:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-worst-job-at-google-a-year-of-watching-beastiality-child-pornography/225430/8 "2012-08-21T13:28:52Z")

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> [@97FormulaWS-6](#):
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> It’s gotta be like watching someone acting out “The Aristocrats” joke…

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> [@Bob Saget](#):
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> There’s my friend Paul and right now I’m looking at his dinger. He’s got a very huge wiener. It’s about that big… [indicates the length of his throat] I believe that’s Shandling’s joke. When you lift something it better be a cock. Here we go. This family, mother, father, four kids. It doesn’t matter if they’re boys or girls they’re gonna be used anyway… [laughs] as nothing more than a hole. This is what this joke is about anyway, it’s about using your kids. They’ve got a paper route, they go to school and then you fuck 'em. And the agent’s like, “What do you do?” and the father goes, “Watch us.” He rips off his wife’s bra. Then he rips off her underwear and he takes some of her pubes with it. It’s awful and some blood starts dripping down her leg. He takes the tampon and throws it at the window and it sticks. They start going down on each other all different kinds of combinations, there’s 69, there’s 29, cause the kids are young, there’s 9. The father bends the kid over the guy’s desk and starts taking him from behind, which isn’t right. I just want to say now if any of you people who are watching this: if you’re having sex with your family I don’t condone it. I think it’s wrong I’ve done a lot of PSA’s… do NOT fuck your family. So they’re all fucking each other right. All of a sudden the kid can’t take it, diarrhea starts shooting out of his ass. It’s like a hemorrhaging shit-ass. The kid starts spinning around in a circle cause he can’t control it. It’s like Curly in the Stooges. “Moe, Larry, the cheese!” The projectile shit is just flying out of him it’s going all over the room it’s like spin art. You don’t know whether to shit or puke in this room. That’s how… [starts laughing uncontrollably] What the fuck am I doing?

[![](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/9/1/914b88106cfdccaad7652fd8447daf8585e4640f.jpeg "Bob Saget - The Aristocrats (complete)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HW4mPZmKPM)

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**Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-worst-job-at-google-a-year-of-watching-beastiality-child-pornography/225430/9 "2012-08-21T13:33:20Z")

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WOW NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT KIND OF JOB…Thats gotta suck!  
Although once you see the image why not just look away real quick? Dont study it.  
Im surprised someone hasnt made a program to filter all that out

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**Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 4:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-worst-job-at-google-a-year-of-watching-beastiality-child-pornography/225430/10 "2012-08-21T16:08:49Z")

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I know a few people that do these investigations for a living… when the agency solicits for the position, they usually pick the single guys without kids, for fear that if an agent with kids did the investigation and made the arrest, he would execute the scumbag.

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**Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 5:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-worst-job-at-google-a-year-of-watching-beastiality-child-pornography/225430/11 "2012-08-21T17:46:52Z")

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a job is a job and if you have significant debt, you would do many things for a well paying job.
