# there are no police availible **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 15, 2009, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-are-no-police-availible/77268 "2009-12-15T13:09:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-are-no-police-availible/77268/1 "2009-12-15T13:09:10Z")
:lolham: ![http://i.imgur.com/rKRYV.jpg](http://i.imgur.com/rKRYV.jpg) [![](https://i.imgur.com/rKRYV.jpg) ](https://i.imgur.com/rKRYV.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 1:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-are-no-police-availible/77268/2 "2009-12-15T13:13:06Z")
lolz awesome ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-are-no-police-availible/77268/3 "2009-12-15T13:14:41Z")
epic ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 1:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-are-no-police-availible/77268/4 "2009-12-15T13:29:11Z")
:lol: That is a good one. ---
**Author:** ![38stang](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/38stang/32/7479_2.png) [@38stang](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/38stang)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-are-no-police-availible/77268/5 "2009-12-15T13:31:21Z")
niiiice ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-are-no-police-availible/77268/6 "2009-12-15T13:31:49Z")
That is amazing. ---
**Author:** ![slow84ta](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slow84ta/32/7265_2.png) [@slow84ta](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slow84ta)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-are-no-police-availible/77268/7 "2009-12-15T13:35:34Z")
:lol: ---
**Author:** ![XwalkerX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xwalkerx/32/7598_2.png) [@XwalkerX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/XwalkerX)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 1:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-are-no-police-availible/77268/8 "2009-12-15T13:45:39Z")
lol epic ---
**Author:** ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 1:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-are-no-police-availible/77268/9 "2009-12-15T13:46:51Z")
haha well played ---
**Author:** ![Hass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/51bf81/32.png) [@Hass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hass)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 2:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-are-no-police-availible/77268/10 "2009-12-15T14:54:40Z")
lol. =] ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 2:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-are-no-police-availible/77268/11 "2009-12-15T14:59:06Z")
lol ---
**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 3:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-are-no-police-availible/77268/12 "2009-12-15T15:30:31Z")
Then he gets ass-fucked for falsifying a report. I would not recommend trying this yourself. ---
**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 3:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-are-no-police-availible/77268/13 "2009-12-15T15:36:06Z")
Nice… ---
**Author:** ![BigEd88](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/biged88/32/5064_2.png) [@BigEd88](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BigEd88)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 3:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-are-no-police-availible/77268/14 "2009-12-15T15:42:31Z")
he didn’t falsify a report, he exaggerated a 911 call or a call to the police station. Plus it would get thrown out because it was obvious he wasn’t in the right state of mind because anger clouded his judgment. Can only imagine the surprise of the guys in the shed. I lol’d