# There Go The Dinosaurs! **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 24, 2008, 7:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-go-the-dinosaurs/47337 "2008-04-24T07:59:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 7:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-go-the-dinosaurs/47337/1 "2008-04-24T07:59:15Z")
A few days ago a guy came into my place of work and was handing out “jesus booklets” or whatever you want to call them. i wasnt there at the time, but when i came in later that day i fished one out of the garbage, and read it. it was rather amusing. i did a google search, and found an electronic copy identical to the paper booklet being passed out. if you have some time, and want to read it here is the [link](http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1038/1038_01.asp). its pretty funny. the best part about it was a co worked told me the daytime delivery guy came back from a delivery and the guy looked at him and was like “are you the delivery driver?” and john the delivery guy was like “ya.” the jesus man goes “so you must be good with directions, right?” and john was like “ya, where do you need to go?” and the man was like “do you know the way to HEAVEN???” :lol: ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-go-the-dinosaurs/47337/2 "2008-04-24T08:00:25Z")
If you’re a sub girl…heaven is in the cooler of John and Mary’s. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 8:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-go-the-dinosaurs/47337/3 "2008-04-24T08:02:11Z")
lol. do you know the way to heaven? ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 8:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-go-the-dinosaurs/47337/4 "2008-04-24T08:05:39Z")
> [@EvilJay](#): > > If you’re a sexy teenage sub girl…heaven is with jam in the cooler of John and Mary’s. fixed! ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 8:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-go-the-dinosaurs/47337/5 "2008-04-24T08:07:36Z")
lol I’m a believing catholic and all I can do is picard that comic I actually have one hanging in my office that a truck driver left for me when I was working in Tennessee. It has a picture of an aboriginal dude with a bone in his nose praying to a chicken, with the title “What’s wrong with this?” The guys I was with labeled the dude “James” and the chicken “PLC God” because I was fighting through some issues with my control logic. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 8:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-go-the-dinosaurs/47337/6 "2008-04-24T08:09:46Z")
lol found it ![http://www.chick.com/tractimages80407/1023/1023_01.gif](http://www.chick.com/tractimages80407/1023/1023_01.gif) ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 8:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-go-the-dinosaurs/47337/7 "2008-04-24T08:15:22Z")
wow. that cartoon fucking sucks. lol. CANOPY OF WATER? ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-go-the-dinosaurs/47337/8 "2008-04-24T08:35:14Z")
i like dinosaurs… ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-go-the-dinosaurs/47337/9 "2008-04-24T08:42:37Z")
newman, it was the underground water! duh! forget scientists with all of their facts and theorys and carbon dating. everyone knows it was a talking snake in a tree! ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 8:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-go-the-dinosaurs/47337/10 "2008-04-24T08:58:44Z")
:lol: +1 for “jesus booklets” ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-go-the-dinosaurs/47337/11 "2008-04-24T09:01:33Z")
the tree stump of knowledge, chokin on adams apple ---
**Author:** ![carl5463729](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecae2f/32.png) [@carl5463729](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/carl5463729)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 9:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-go-the-dinosaurs/47337/12 "2008-04-24T09:04:55Z")
OMG… i never knew ---
**Author:** ![Bull49](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bull49/32/7381_2.png) [@Bull49](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bull49)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-go-the-dinosaurs/47337/13 "2008-04-24T09:43:24Z")
i took a delivery to the Agape church on seneca a few weeks ago. it was a huge order, and they gave me $20 and a jesus booklet as a tip. i was half way out the door when this woman hits me with: “Jesus loves you.” i’m just like, “uh, thanks for the 20 bucks.” ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 9:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-go-the-dinosaurs/47337/14 "2008-04-24T09:49:00Z")
![http://sanchezkisser.com/images/zjlove.jpg](http://sanchezkisser.com/images/zjlove.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-go-the-dinosaurs/47337/15 "2008-04-24T09:59:10Z")
> [@EvilJay](#): > > the tree stump of knowledge, chokin on adams apple Fucking. Yes. ---
**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-go-the-dinosaurs/47337/16 "2008-04-24T10:10:39Z")
a few jesus people came up to me while i was getting on my bike last year, and they said because I had a motorcycle I should read this. I told the guy if I go down after I leave here, I will come back and kick you in the nuts. He didn’t like that too much ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-go-the-dinosaurs/47337/17 "2008-04-24T10:28:16Z")
FSM I believe. ---
**Author:** ![psychopjv](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psychopjv/32/7251_2.png) [@psychopjv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psychopjv)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-go-the-dinosaurs/47337/18 "2008-04-24T11:05:05Z")
Zombie jesus!!! YES! ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-go-the-dinosaurs/47337/19 "2008-04-24T11:37:55Z")
> [@sedlmeier101](#): > > a few jesus people came up to me while i was getting on my bike last year, and they said because I had a motorcycle I should read this. I told the guy if I go down after I leave here, I will come back and kick you in the nuts. > He didn’t like that too much :lol: read the comic or jesus will give you road rash! those people are fun to mess with esp at thursday in the square. ---
**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 11:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-go-the-dinosaurs/47337/20 "2008-04-24T11:46:20Z")
jesus fucking christ. what the fuck did i just read.🤣:cjerk: I read that and holy shit, you gotta be kidding me. hahahaha ![http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/tuned4trash/myspace/funny_jesus_6.gif](http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/tuned4trash/myspace/funny_jesus_6.gif) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-go-the-dinosaurs/47337.md?page=2)